Gutfeld! Monologues - Candidates Quake At The Words From Vivek

Episode Date: November 11, 2023

As seen on Gutfeld!, Comedian and Actor, Writer, & Comedian Jamie Lissow, ​Host of The Evening Edit on FOX Business Elizabeth MacDonald, Host of The Guy Benson Show Guy Benson, and FOX News Contributor Kat Timpf discuss Hillary Clinton's appearance on The View.   Later, the panel provides commentary on the third GOP Presidential debate.     Follow Greg on Twitter: @GregGutfeld Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Host of the Guy Benson show, Guy Benson. And she weighs 98 pounds, 48 without hair and makeup. New York Times bestselling author and bunches contributor cat tip. Jamie, it's clear that Hillary Clinton is a miserable woman. have quite an experience making women miserable. I do. What would make her happy? What is it that she really wants

these days? I don't know. I was thinking about my kids. My kids do sometimes pocket down me, but I do get some really good three-minute messages of them talking to their friends. That's nice. So that's nice. Yeah. Sometimes when I see videos of Hillary, I start to think back and I go, I feel

like we shouldn't have been as hard on Bill. Yeah. For doing what he did. Like, I almost feel like going back in time and going, just one in turn? Oh, my God. Look what you had to deal with. Like, what does she want? Why is she even on this TV show? And I feel stupid because just the other day I was like, there's no possible way the view could get worse.

And then they had Hillary on. I remember saying that's you. And now I'm angry. I'm angry. I hate the view. I think that's well noted on this show. But what angers me is, I don't even like the name of it. I don't think you should be able to call it the view if there's nothing to look at. Mmm. That may seem kind of mean, but imagine if you went to a hotel and you asked for a room of the view

and then you paid extra and then he went upstairs and you opened the drapes and like Joy Behar was in your window or something. I'm just saying... I don't like that... I don't think the comparison

to Hitler was absolutely in poor taste. I think, I don't think comparisons like that are good, you know, from that Satan lady. No. I shouldn't even say that because I know there's like it's like a hop. I remember reading like, oh, I hate, you know, that comparison, like it's evil, you know, and I don't think it's fair. And that was written by Satan.

Yes. You know, Liz, why doesn't she just admit that she wants a rematch? I mean, she lost to Hitler. She's going to go to a great losing to Hitler. Right, exactly. Well, you know, I kept looking at it. I thought, I wouldn't want to be in her brain. Oh, my God. You know, this is quite a grudge that she's holding, you know, and what's she going to do next? Compare him to the Ebola virus. I mean,

how far is she going to go? Yeah. I mean, what's next? And by the way, what she did, right, with the steel dossier, you know, all of that other stuff, Trump Alpha Bank, fake hoaxes. I mean, what Biden is doing, it just makes the House of Cards look like Disney. I mean, when we see what really went on, we're like, really? And then, you know, The only place, I mean, that she could talk like that is the view. Yeah. And I don't know. What's the next step after Hitler?

Satan, as you point out? Like, how far is she going to go? I don't know. Guy Benson. Welcome to the show. Yes. Speaking of Guy Benson. Just to clarify, you just lump me in with Hitler and Satan.

I know. Have a question, Greg? No, I don't. I don't have a question. Here, let me look for one. Well, I'll say this about Hillary. I think we buried the lead here because she was saying, you know, who else was duly elected? Hitler, was this finally admission that Donald Trump was duly elected?

Because she called him illegitimate for years. That's true. So I think that was an interesting moment from her. And I'll just say this. I'm not a big Trump fan, never have been. But it brings me such joy. I was not having a great day. And then I watched her on the screen say, I hated losing especially to him.

And it just brought warmth into my soul. It's just amazing to spend all this time reliving that moment over and over again because this is, we only see it on TV. She must be doing it all day, right? It's like, you know, when you, you still play Little League, right? Like if you... It's junior varsity now.

Oh, junior varsity, yeah, you drop a pop fly. It may bother you for a day or two, but you don't sit at home in the uniform, you know, sniffing your mitt. Is that a euphemism, Greg? No, it's not. Literally, sniffing your mitt. Unless you're Mrs. Romney.

Ooh. Kat, great show last night. She performed live at the hard rock. I was there. Sold out. Thank you. Thank you. I'm glad you brought out my tour.

Yes. Because I am on tour, as many of you know. I'm going to be in Florida this weekend. But I haven't been to Florida yet, which is why I'm going there. And this is my first tour. But I think I might have some advice based on what I've learned, which is that you can't keep the tour going for eight years going to the same places with the same material. And yet that's what Hillary is doing.

She's been calling Trump Hitler since, what, 2015? We're going into the 2024 election cycle. You either got to write some new shit or you got to stop the tour. Yeah. Orlando's already sold out, but there are tickets to Jacksonville still available. Excellent.

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Last night, the RNC held its third presidential debate in Miami, that's in Florida. And anti-woke businessman Vivek Rabaswami was the only memorable thing. Well, besides Chris Christie asking, when's the pie eating contest? The vague open the night slamming the very people who put the whole damn thing on and mentioned yours truly. Watch. There's a cancer in the Republican establishment.

Speak the truth. I mean, since Ronna McDaniel took over as chairwoman of the RNC in 2017, we have lost 2018, 2020, 2020, no red wave that never came. Ron, if you want to come on stage tonight, you want to look the GOP voters in the eye and tell them you resign. And frankly, look, the people there are cheering for losing in the Republican Party. Think about who's moderating this debate. This should be Tucker Carlson, Joe Rogan, and Elon Musk.

So we've got Christian Welker here. Do you think the Democrats would actually hire Greg Gutfeld to host a Democratic debate? Oh. Come on. He knew mentioning my name is the oldest trick in the book to get mentioned on this show. He's right. But that's pretty refreshing. Usually when my name is uttered on NBC, it's preceded by the end.

F-word. He also got into it with former South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley. Roll that one. Do you want a leader from a different generation who's going to put this country first, or do you want Dick Cheney in three-inch heels? In which case, we've got two of them on stage. In the last debate, she made fun of me for actually joining TikTok while her own daughter was actually using the app for a long time. So you might want to take care of your family first. Leave my daughter out of your voice. You have her supporters propping her up. That's fine. Here's the truth.

You're just scum. Get a room, you two. I haven't seen sexual tension like that since Jesse Waters got a new mirror. I've seen friendlier exchanges between the Secret Service and Commander the Dog. Then Vivek closed with a message for the Democrats. End this farce that Joe Biden is going to be your nominee.

We know he's not even the President of the United States. He's a puppet for the managerial class. Biden should step aside, end his candidacy now, so we can see whether it's Newsom or Michelle Obama or whoever else. Just tell us the truth so we can have an honest debate. Hmm. Yeah, but really? Vake, you want me as a debate moderator?

I'll tell you, I'd love to host the debate. Here's what they would look like. Let me lock. I got it. If you have any of the deer hunter, it's a hell of a comedy. Liz, any thoughts on the debate or me? I would love it, you moderated. Yeah, but I'm really busy.

Yeah, you are busy. Busy, it's really not on my top 10 of things I'd like to do. Yeah. You know what I mean? Sitting there. Yeah. Having to prep stuff. They offered me the earlier one, and I said, no, let Dana and that other guy do it.

Right. You know, it was really, you know, Ramoswami coming right out of the box at them, at the moderators. I mean, he really caught them off guard. It reminded me of that, like, you ever see on Instagram those invisible danger pranks when people are like, what's happening? here there's an invisible danger prank that like the reaction was oh my god he's turning the tables on us yes and i don't think i don't know if they handled it that well i'm not sure they did at all but is he the guy who's most interesting yes is he the most entertaining to watch yes and you could see his you know his meetings about oh let's go after nicky haley three inch heels and desantis too

can imagine behind the scenes preparing for it's pretty funny stuff from him yeah you know what guy basically he's kind of filling the trump sized hole right You know, it's like, would he be this way if Trump was up there? What do you say, Guy? Well, I say that I, first of all, lost a bet because as soon as he mentioned your name last night, I said to my friend, that will be the A-block on Godfell tomorrow, and you waited to the second segment, which is real restraint for you, actually. It is.

It's not always about me, Guy. You're growing as a person. I am. Not physically, obviously, but the thing is, I would like to see you, because obviously they're not doing any DNC debates this year. But they won't even let Biden be interviewed by, like, Brett Bayer, let alone you. You would throw really tough hardballs at the president, such as, what day of the week is it quick? Right?

And it would be like, oh, my God. The one thing that I did like in that exchange that we didn't have in the montage was when he, Vivek, asked the moderators to explain themselves on Russiagate and what the NBC coverage of that was like. And it sort of sparked this thought, I think one day out of the month, politicians should be able to interview journalists. And just see how that goes, because I don't think the journalists would like it very much. That's a great show for like a Sunday Night Fox show, right, once a week. And it's called Turn the Tables, hosted by Guy Benson. There you go. We just pitched it. I'm in.

Good. It's too bad. Our executives don't watch this show. I'm kidding. They watch it every night, or sometimes in the morning while they're having breakfast. Kat, you've probably caught up on it because you were, you were, busy performing last night. What did you make of Vivek?

Did you think he did well? Do you think anybody shined? Okay, so I don't know if I should say this because you did just say so many nice things about me, but I'm not entirely sure that what he said about you was a compliment. No, it probably wasn't. He basically was saying that Democrats really hate you a lot.

Yes. So, I mean, maybe you take that as a compliment. I do. I do. Oh, no, I like to be liked. by, well, no, I actually don't care that much, but Vivek, okay, so actually he said something to me on this show one time that kind of rubbed me the wrong way, actually, where he said, oh, I was a libertarian in college, kind of insinuating that I'm a child because of my views, and I have my

views for a reason. And one of the reasons for my views is actually what he did bring up with Nikki Haley, which is how people advocate for war. And many of the people who advocate for war, They don't go to fight the war, but they often do get rich off of the war. Nikki Haley has made a small fortune through those sorts of connections. So I actually thought I appreciated bringing that up. The heels joke was me. It was only kind of funny because he did connect it with Ronda Santis, which is only kind of funny because Ronda Santis hates drag so much.

But I agreed with him on that, even though it's like, hey, you know, but what do I know? I'm just like an idiot who doesn't have reviews for a reason. Wow. Somebody holds a grudge. No, I don't. I don't hold a grudge. I think it's a fair analysis

and it's a fair thing for me to say. That doesn't mean that my view of him as a whole person has to be characterized by it, but I did think of it when I watched the debate. You've been talking about this for years, like Hillary and Trump. Holding the grudge. Jamie, what did you make of the debate?

Vevec rubbed me the wrong way once. Vivek is very entertaining. I loved it. I always enjoy the TikTok debate. I like how he's like the new breed. I'm not worried about that. I'm going to go on TikTok. I'm going to promote it.

I'm not worried about the Chinese taking our information. They're going to get it somewhere. I feel like they're going to get it somewhere. And for me, they're going to get the information that I don't know how to sign up for TikTok. That's what they're going to discover. And then I was talking to somebody and they go, yeah, but they're going to take your information. They're going to steal your identity. And I was like, oh, good luck with it.

It's not going that great for me. Good luck with that. And, like, I love Vivek, too, and he's been on the show. and I consider him a friend. There's one thing, though, I didn't love. And it was, I feel like it's roast when no one knows it's a roast. And like this, like a short story,

something that happened to me once that I felt really bad about in my life was once I went to a, I was working for a radio station, and the boss at the radio station said, hey, the Christmas parties tomorrow, would you do a roast like it make fun of people? And I was like, oh, that would be fun. I was drinking at the time.

And I wrote all these jokes, and I was like really excited and had a couple glasses of wine. And I went up on that stage and I tore everyone apart. Like, I made jokes about everybody. And I remember getting, like, a lot of laughs at first. And then as I mentioned, people, getting less and less laughs.

Like, as I mentioned people, they started. And I wasn't quite computing because I was that a little bit buzzed. I remember there's this one guy that everybody thought was, like, lazy and, like, didn't do a ton of work. That was, like, the rumor. And I remember about him, I said, man, this guy is so lazy. I go, if they ever fired him, he would say, um, exactly what is it that you want me to stop doing? Right? Like, that's how little this guy did.

And he got fired. the next day. Like, not joking, you know, I remember feeling really bad. And it was the only thing I remember, like, only upon reflection thinking, I don't know if it's fair to have a roast if everybody knows there's not a roast. And I don't know about bringing in the daughter. I don't know about some of that stuff. Do you think that maybe when they asked you to do a roast and it was Thanksgiving,

they wanted you to cook? Yeah, maybe. I feel stupid. Out of time. Thanks to Jamie, Liz McDowell, Guy, Tim, Studio, Audit. Let's break up, I love you, America. at foxnews.com or on the Fox News YouTube channel and don't miss the show

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