Gutfeld! Monologues - Capturing Maduro

Episode Date: January 6, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld!, the U.S. military has captured Nicolas Maduro thanks to Trump's decisive action. Greg says that Trump's actions in Venezuela will send a message to the rest of our enemies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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I don't miss you that much. Happy Monday, everyone. So Venezuelan dictator Nicholas Maduro is being held at a New York City jail, just like Jeffrey Epstein was. But don't worry, he will be under careful watch of their new head prison guard. Meanwhile, President Trump said that the U.S. was going to run Venezuela until there could be a safe transition of power. and has complete confidence in their new temporary leader, Rarko Mubio. President Trump's capture of Maduro was known as Operation Absolute Resolve.

Kamala Harris chimed in saying, you had me at absolute. Good for her. According to the New York Times, Trump was reportedly so put off by Maduro's dance moves that he gave the order to remove the dictator from power. prompting every white guy at a wedding to go into hiding. After the U.S. captured Maduro, Hezbollah condemned American terrorism and thuggery against Venezuela. The raid was also condemned by Lesbola. You guys love a good pun.

After the extraction, President Trump warned Colombian President Gustavo Petro that he needs to watch his ass. Yeah, one man has already volunteered for duty. And before they have any elections in Venezuela, Trump says he wants to restore law and order. And if he's successful, he plans on bringing back T.J. Hooker. Good show. Amid the billion-dollar Somali fraud scandal, Tim Walts has dropped out of the Minnesota governor's race.

But he says he wants to concentrate on his new career, running a Somali daycare. And finally, a man who pretends to be a woman was reportedly caught masturbating in a Planet Fitness bathroom. In other news, I've been banned from Planet Fitness. fitness. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. This is Ainsley Earhart. Thank you for joining me for the 52 episode podcast series, The Life of Jesus. A listening experience that will provide hope, comfort, and understanding of the greatest story ever told. Listen and follow now at foxnewspodcasts.com or wherever you listen to podcasts. So what did I miss? Well, nothing. And that's the point, because you've been

paying attention, nothing Donald Trump does should surprise you by now. It's like being shocked every time I seduce your mom. But Trump is a man of action, and when the action has a big upside and minimal risk, he takes it. He doesn't hold a seminar. He doesn't ask Europe how they feel about it. He just does it. And on Saturday, he did it.

Now, are there good reasons to capture Maduro? Sure, drugs. But there's so much more. Venezuela sucks as a neighbor. It's like living next to a crack den, where the problem isn't just the crack, it's the low lives it attracts. Venezuela didn't just become a mess

that plunged its citizens into a nightmare of hunger, violence, and corruption. It became a summer camp for the worst anti-American forces. Every thug, terrorist, international operative that hates our guts. Trendairwagua,

Hezbollah, Chinese agents. The country was full of more bad ambres than a P-Diddy freak-off on Cinco de Mayo. Yeah, that's bad. And Maduro wasn't even Venezuela's guy. His last election win was as legit as Ilhan Omar's marriage license. This tyrant turned a country

sitting on a lake of oil into a toxic landfill and then dared the rest of the world to complain. And it's funny how you only hear international law when America does something. But not when you're lawless neighbor. is throwing poisonous drugs and violent people over your fence. What an asset having a president who does what he says he'll do. No BS red lines.

No diplomacy based on don't. Which was Kamala's warning to Iran. And also to the bartender who tried to cut her off at Applebee's. Maduro's extraction sends a message to Venezuela but also to Colombia and Mexico, Iran, and China. The message, you F around, Trump will give a master class in finding out. Remember Taco, the Democrat's acronym that stood for, Trump always chickens out? Well, ask Kamini and Maduro, Trump hit them with so many tomahawks, Liz Warren slammed the flap on her teepee. Now, and now our enemies recognize the pattern, blowing up ships, capturing

warlords, taking out nuclear facilities. Trump is living in a Michael Bay movie, where in every third scene, he's walking away from an explosion. And it creates changes in behavior. Who knows? Maybe Maduro asked to be captured instead of getting turned into New Year's Eve confetti. He certainly couldn't leave on one of those Coke boats, which have been blowing up like a plus-sized model's ass around the holidays. And in case you're asking, why didn't Trump do Mexico first? They are, after all, the main source of fentanyl. Sure. But that's not how you do things. You start with the easy part first, and then you work your way up, sending a message along the way. Also, those fentanyl precursors were sourced from China.

And where were senior Chinese diplomats hours before Maduro was captured? Caracas. It's where they provide loans and support in exchange for oil. Two birds, one stone. But as Trump gets more done in foreign policy than anyone, domestically, he's stuck fighting a swamp of corruption. It's a good comparison to the Democrat's skill. kill set versus the Trump mindset. With Trump, you got America first. Democrats, they never believed America should be first in anything except self-hate. So they hide their fraud inside

complexity, government programs, posturing legislation, foreign policy jargon, international law. Meanwhile, they're just too virtuous to ensure the safety of Americans. But the funniest part? What Trump is doing now ends up helping those morons, too. If energy prices keep dropping, crime keeps falling, drug traffickers and illegals keep leaving, suddenly the commie mayors across the country have easier jobs to ignore. That's the Trump effect. He makes America safer, even for corrupt, retarded douchebags. Let's welcome tonight's guests. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscribe. on Apple Podcasts.

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