Gutfeld! Monologues - CBS Releases The Unedited Vice President Harris Interview!

Episode Date: February 7, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg mocks some of the most mind-blowing clips from the unedited 60 minutes interview with former Vice President Kamala Harris. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastch...oices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Tucker Carlson said Ray Dalio is one of the world's smartest investors, but more important, he's likely the wisest. Make yourself read this book. That book is how countries go broke, the big cycle. In it, Dalio explains the mechanics behind big debt cycles, and what they mean for countries with big and increasing debts like the U.S. and what you should do to protect yourself. You can find it wherever books are sold,
Starting point is 00:00:24 or read a five-minute summary of the book at economic principles.org. I know, I know, I know. I know. I know. You're adelaation. It's almost getting boring. Happy Thursday, everyone. So Mitch McConnell is reportedly fine after falling down the stairs. Medical personnel credit his hard shell. CBS has released their full unedited
Starting point is 00:01:20 60-minute interview with Kamala Harris. Apparently they left out a part where Kamala said she was allergic to mold, which could explain why you rarely saw her standing next to the to Joe Biden. Now, we're not sure how much they doctored the chat, but they left out the clip of her arriving to the interview by boat. As you know, Sunday is the Super Bowl, which means it, shut up. Which means in less than 48 hours, J.B. Pritzker will start filling his hot tub with ranch dressing.
Starting point is 00:02:13 For the big game, the NFL will remove the words end racism from the end zone to be replaced by something more appropriate. Daniel Penny has landed a new job in finance at a major firm. They already have a sign up that says, if choking, do not let Daniel apply the heimlich. Apparently, the Biden administration and USAID authorized $20 million. to create a version of Sesame Street in Iraq. In this version, when the Cookie Monster steals cookies, they cut off his hands. He's still happy, though.
Starting point is 00:03:18 Ten Tren de Aragua gangbangers were among the first criminals loaded onto a plane and shipped to Gitmo. When they arrived, the concierge said their room wouldn't be ready to one, but they could enjoy a compliment waterboarding on the house. Ron DeSantis is pushing for a tax holiday
Starting point is 00:03:41 with no sales tax on guns and ammo in Florida. He calls it Second Amendment Summer. Hell, for me, every summer is Second Amendment Summer with these guns. And that is not AI. All right. So we've all heard about Doge, the new agency aimed at cutting the fat in our government. Now, to be fair, Trump already managed to cut a lot already.
Starting point is 00:04:17 But there's plenty more to go. And in fact, it's such a good idea. You've got to ask yourself, why stop a government? Why not the media? And then cut the stuff nobody wants, right? I love how they're only upset about Jesse I knew that was going to happen so funny
Starting point is 00:04:45 but when you think about it there is so much waste and a true audit on the media industrial complex might finally expose the incestuous relationship between that and the Dems they serve Well, it appears to be happening. And once again, it's thanks to the orange wrecking ball. Exhibit A, Donald Trump's case against the committee that chooses the Pulitzer Prizes. Turns out that after the Pulitzer Committee gave their 2018 award for national reporting to the Washington Post and the New York Times for reporting the Russia Gate hoax as real, you know, when they should have won in the category of fiction, Trump sued not the paper, but the Pulitzer.
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Starting point is 00:06:45 together like Anna Navaro and a tub of whipped velvita For example, Washington Post columnist Eugene Robertson chaired the same committee that gave his own paper the Pulitzer for bogus reporting. I've seen less favoritism when Jesse writes books about himself.
Starting point is 00:07:06 But it wasn't just Robinson, according to the Washington Free Beacon, journalists and execs from the New York Times, NPR, Bloomberg, USA Today also served on the board. It was one big circle jerk. which is coincidentally my nickname for Jay Pritzker. So yesterday, Trump won a major victory. A judge found enough for the case to go forward, which means the discovery phase is coming, meaning all the emails about the Russiagate stories could get exposed, thus showing and proving yet again
Starting point is 00:07:37 it was a bigger sham than Elizabeth Warren's collection of tomahawks. But Trump's doging of the media is far from done. You know 60 Minutes, the show where instead of using makeup artists, they use morticians. Thanks to Trump's lawsuit against CBS, the network had to release the full transcript of the Kamala Harris interview they did before the election. And the interview got more surgery than Nancy Pelosi's face and Dick Cheney's heart combined. What's your problem? watch. It's going to be taxes.
Starting point is 00:08:21 It's going to be literally the economist, I mean, they're from each spectrum. But I heard you say about the economist. You must be very thoughtful about how you use that microphone in front of you. And when I was Attorney General, the words I spoke could move markets. You know what picture day is for our children. They get excited the night before you put out the clothes they're going to wear. They go to school, making sure their faces are clean and their hair is done. And they go to school for Picture Day.
Starting point is 00:08:54 And you know what happened to these children? They had to evacuate that day because of the fear of the threats that were being issued in Springfield because of the words of Donald Trump. Nearly all are commentary on foreign affairs, including on Israel and Iran, were also cleaned up. I haven't seen a turd get this polished since Jim Acosta got a facial. Did it work? Well, Kamala isn't president. But you can't say they didn't try.
Starting point is 00:09:31 Meanwhile, Trump just settled with ABC News for 15 mil. Meta just settled with him for 25 mil. CBS parent company Paramount is reportedly considering a similar payout. Pretty soon Trump will be able to afford Brett Bear's house. Trump also sued the Des Moines Register and veteran pollster and Seltzer for claiming Kamala who's leading him in the Iowa polls. Makes sense. We all knew that poll was nuttier than a d-a-pick from Mr. Peanut.
Starting point is 00:10:08 But it didn't stop the media from reporting it like it was real. So it's kind of fun watching Trump set his sights on these fools. God forbid. They open the books on the view. You'll probably find secret payments to hamhawks by mail. Meanwhile, the old guard is fleeing. Andrea Mitchell says she's bailing on MSNBC for better opportunities. And why not?
Starting point is 00:10:31 I'm sure there's a science museum somewhere that needs a medical skeleton. Terrible. Acosta just left CNN, a shock to CNN, who had. no idea he still worked there. Chuck Todd is gone, seeking better opportunities as the before picture for the hair club for men. So as Fox's numbers are never better, the competition dropped like turds out of a donkey's ass. And why? Well, the coup failed. One thing we learn from Doge is that our government loves to create artificial instability in other countries.
Starting point is 00:11:16 Under the guise of aid, they enlist activists, the media, and aim to silence dissent through censorship outfits. It's pretty clear now that they weren't just doing this in places like the Ukraine. They were doing it here, too. Government and media jimmed up four years of conflict all to install a puppet. But it didn't work. Trump won. And now the people behind it, they aren't working either.
Starting point is 00:11:40 Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch. Listen ad free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad free on the Amazon music app. Hey, I'm Trey Gowdy host of the Trey Gowdy podcast. I hope you will join me every Tuesday and Thursday as we navigate life together and hopefully find ourselves a little bit better on the other side. Listen and follow now at Fox Newspodcast.com.

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