Gutfeld! Monologues - Chaos Continues in Minneapolis

Episode Date: January 20, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld!, Nancy Pelosi was caught appearing intoxicated at a memorial. Meanwhile, chaos persists in Minneapolis—Greg has all the latest details! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We don't even own an applause sign. Good evening, everyone. Well, Nancy Pelosi appeared drunk at the memorial for Grateful Dead co-founder Bob Weir. In her defense, she's been following the dead for a very long time. Good joke. A little wordplay. Anti-ice protesters in Minnesota are using the gay dating app Grindr to try and expose. ice agents, but so far they've only been able to match with one guy.

Today is Martin Luther King Jr. Day, which means the only federal institution open today would have been Bill Clinton's pants. Yeah, that never closes. The mayor of Jackson, Mississippi, signed a proclamation declaring Kamala Harris Day to honor all of her accomplishments. They're calling it Cinco de Drunko. And it will take place during Blackout History Month. Such a good joke. I like that joke. I like that joke, Tyrus.

No, that wasn't you, Greg. It was them. Come on. Kamala was also awarded Jackson, Mississippi's key to the city, which was offered right before they took her keys to the car. Washed up newscaster Don Lemon was spotted lecturing a pastor after a mob of unhinged protesters stormed at church in Minneapolis. It was there, he told parishioners they weren't kneeling properly. Got to put your back into it. It makes a difference. Yeah. The House Oversight Committee is looking into how Ilhan Omar and her husband went from being nearly

broke to having $30 million in just one year. But she credits her financial advisor. Today is music icon Dolly Parton's 80th birthday. I know. Oh, it's okay. She can't hear you. If only she could get close enough to her cake to blow out the candles. And finally, French President Emmanuel Macron appeared in public wearing sunglasses, claiming he had a minor issue with his eye, denying rumors that he accidentally walked into his wife's penis.

By the way, didn't she have the minor issue? Yeah. Yeah, thank you. Okay. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. This is Ainsley Earhart. Thank you for joining me for the 52 episode podcast series, The Life of Jesus. A listening experience that will provide hope, comfort,

and understanding of the greatest story ever told. Listen and follow now at Fox News Podcasts.com, or wherever you listen to podcasts. So as the chaos continues in Minneapolis, you can't help but notice some glaring contradictions. For example, the inventors of safe spaces now bum Russia church. Those who decry fascism now hunt down strangers. while those who claim to champion women's rights defend those who abuse them.

And now those who condemn homophobia are threatening to out any ICE officers using gay dating apps. See? This is why I just leave my phone number inside bathroom stalls. Old school. But this isn't about ICE. You fall for that debate, they win. It's how a child arguing about bedtime wins because it prolongs the time they stay awake. But everything's collapsed into an omni-caused. borders, climate cops, Gaza, Trump, it's all one shapeless tantrum. They'll demand vegan burritos and complain its cultural appropriation because outrage is the point. And who's the major presence at these lunatic protests?

Let's ask the New York Times who finally discovered the phenomenon the rest of us know as offals of fluent white female liberals. It's not even an insult, it's just a diagnosis. Sure, we had protesters decades ago, mostly young people acting out before I have a paying the rent kicked in. But now you're seeing middle-aged women, some with kids yelling at cops, invading churches, and you're left asking a basic question. Why are they screaming at strangers instead of home screaming at their brats? Oh, thank you. Thank you. I agree. Applawed. The media blames it on men moving to the right, but men haven't gone anywhere. Instead,

women have moved radically leftward at a scale and speed with no modern precedent, while men have remained largely steady and unchanged. So this looks less like politics and more like a delusion. It's a fantasy where women play the rescuer, because in real life, that role is gone. And to fill that role, a rescue fantasy, full of attention and accolades. It's a non-spiritual response to a spiritual need. So why is this happening now and not way back when? Because something happened.

Society systematically stripped away actual female authority, especially the role of women as more anchors, advisors, leaders in their own communities. And in its place, they were sold a lie. That media itself was meaningless unless it came stamped with activist approval. Family, motherhood, love, faith, that's pointless. And it couldn't have happened without a complicit media. Powerful women in newsrooms who glorified revolution,

but who only protest when affordable housing creeps near their Hampton's Beach House. Now you see women larping as saviors, who feel less. Less sympathy for their relatives than strangers, many of whom are criminals. Normally there's a hard stop. It's kids. If you haven't at home, you don't normally decide to charge a line of federal agents. When that line disappears, it's a clue that the brainwashing is complete. The affluent white female liberal isn't just awful. She's aimless because the left's phony empowerment

marginalized their real power. Their self-relevance was stripped away and replaced by a savior complex. As government expanded its role as provider, they're shrunk. So what now? Well, women need guidance. Men got it already with the rise of the internet dad. Jordan Peterson, Elon Musk, Scott Adams, Mike Rowe, Joe Rogan, Adam Carolla, Tyrus, Tom Shaloo. Guys who told young men to build, work, fix, and take responsibility, to focus on service and not ego. go. Maybe it's time for the internet mom, a woman who shows other women the way out of this spiritual

dead end. Screaming at cops, invading churches, blocking traffic, that's not empowerment. That's exploitation. So internet moms, your time has come and the country needs you. So join us, because like pregnancy, men can't do it alone. Listen ad free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show, ad-free on the Amazon Music app.