Gutfeld! Monologues - Cheating The Oppression Olympics

Episode Date: July 8, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld, Greg calls out Zohran Mamdani for identifying as Black when he applied to Columbia University. Greg points out how common this type of practice is amongst leftists. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Zohran Mamdami or whatever, the socialist Democrat nominee for New York City's mayor identified as black or African American when he applied to Columbia University. I guess there was no box for trust fund communist douchebag.

But it didn't work. He didn't get in. He probably shouldn't have included a referral letter from this lady. But now, Zoran says he doesn't consider himself black at all. I guess it was that Justin Trudeau kind of black

where you just wipe it off at the end of the day. But it raises the often ignored question. How can you claim to be oppressed when you know the claim gets preferential treatment? I mean, why would anyone voluntarily choose an identity that supposedly holds you back unless you knew it could actually move you forward? So he saw the grift using a false disadvantage

to actually get ahead. He was lying to get what he wanted. Like when I used to tell women that I love them. He wasn't confused. He was calculating. Mom Donnie knew that applying while black could be a ticket past the velvet rope of Ivy League admissions. And that was in 2009. Since then, identity politics has exploded into a full-blown access pass for corporations, schools, girls' locker rooms.

So with one stroke of the pen, this privileged progeny of Hollywood and Academia tried to leapfrog over everyone else. And that's Mom Dami's background. Dad's a professor. Mom's a director. Both Indian, making him Indian. Because he was born in Uganda, yes, born and not descended from, he checked the black box. That's like claiming you're Hispanic because your mom went into labor at Taco Bell.

The hot sauce. Well, do it to you. But hell, even Uganda doesn't consider him Ugandan. You need Ugandan ancestry for that. So why didn't he just say what he was? Well, Indian Americans have the highest median household income in the U.S. I know. I didn't know Uber drivers made that kind of money.

Oh, racist would say. And you're racist for laughing. But being of Indian heritage isn't a resume bill. when you're auditioning for the oppression Olympics. So he pulls a killmead, faking a limp so he can board first on Delta. But you notice it's always the lefties who pull this kind of shit. They're thinking is, we created this game. Might as well take advantage of it.

So he dumped his past and he picked the one that carries social capital. Still, he didn't get in, which means his transcript had so many Ds in it. It looked like Governor Pritzker's bra. Yes, he'll never get that degree in advanced flag burning. Now, you could call his lie a youthful indiscretion, but his entire brand is built on exploiting the very system he gained back then. He peddles victimhood and scolds America while living off its generosity. Sound familiar? It should.

His campaign is pure progressive pablum, identity, politics, open borders, Palestine cheerleading, and trans activism. And the act is simple. Use the system to destroy the system. Today's left uses asylum laws to flood the country, then calls you cruel when you resist. They use free speech to defend movements that seek to cancel free speech. And they use the Americans with Disabilities Act to defend Joe Biden. They take advantage of every loophole America offers that.

and attack the very values that created those openings. This kind of lefty is like a bank robber who holds customers hostage to guarantee his own freedom. He understands that in our system, we care about hostages, and he grifts our compassion. So it's not about leading. Leftists want to dismantle, then control. But they're smart enough to do it from the inside,

aping the oppressed while chasing the privileges and power of the elite. And when we say they're going to collapse the system with awful ideas, they say exactly. Welcome to tonight's guess. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts, and Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon music app. This is Jason Chaffetz from the Jason in the House podcast.

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