Gutfeld! Monologues - Chinese Bot Farms

Episode Date: September 1, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld!, Bill Clinton posts an ad seeking an intern for “special projects”. Meanwhile, the X social media platform uncovered a massive Chinese bot farm, and Greg has all the details you won’t want to miss. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Two and five Canadians will hear the words, you have cancer. That's why every step and dollar raised matters. On September 19th, join thousands in Toronto for the Princess Margaret Cancer Foundation Walk. Challenge yourself, friends, and family to walk 21 kilometers in support of life-saving research. Together, we can carry the fire and help create a world free from the fear of cancer. Register today at pmcfwalk.ca. Whoa. I know, I know. Dreams can come true. Good evening, everyone. So over the weekend, Bill Clinton posted an ad seeking an intern for special projects. Applicants for the position must be familiar in at least three positions.

Plus, you must also be comfortable with confined spaces. No status of limitations on that one. Hillary Clinton also posted an ad for an intern as well, saying, applicants must be proficient in strangling. President Trump just signed an executive order to create a U.S. Space Academy, and to give it some authenticity, he's already decided that the dean of students will be a wookie. New York governor, Kathy Hokel, appeared before an audience of Muslim men wearing a hijab, causing the men to immediately drop to their knees and,

face Mecca, not to pray, but to avoid looking at her face. U.S. fertility rates have just hit record lows. Experts blame increased contraceptive use, economic uncertainty, and the chicks around the office not making much of an effort to look hot anymore. Doesn't sound like science to me. In similar news, many women grudgingly consent to mercy sex, despite having no erotic feelings toward their husbands. This, according to a survey of MS now hosts, a New York Jewish mother, aren't they all,

took her four-year-old son to a puppet show and was horrified when the puppets all started bashing Israel. But really, what did she expect when the main character was Blow Me Up Elmo? Happy birthday to Richard Gere, who turned 77. Instead of a stripper. in a cake, a gerbil popped out of his ass. And finally, in England, a man at a nature reserve was caught putting a carrot up his butts. Well, someone's got to feed the gerbils, right?

Slow Newsday! Thank you, Richard. No statuary. It wasn't going, anything going on. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. Two and five Canadians will hear the words, you have cancer. That's why every step and dollar rate. matters. On September 19th, join thousands in Toronto for the Princess Margaret Cancer Foundation

Walk. Challenge yourself, friends, and family to walk 21 kilometers in support of life-saving research. Together, we can carry the fire and help create a world free from the fear of cancer. Register today at pmcfwalk.ca.ca. So our beloved social media platform X says it found a massive Chinese bot farm running influence operations online in the U.S. 200,000 fake accounts, hundreds of them trying to convince Americans that AI and data centers

will jack up your power bill and fry the grid. Now, before this latest revelation, OpenAI had already caught Chinese ops using AI to blame our data centers for our electric bills. And networks tied to CCP-linked millionaire, I think he's a billionaire, Neville Roy Singham, were also out there helping stall or kill projects

that were worth billions here. Of course, some of the opposition to data centers is local and real. Data centers use a lot of power and true. They show up in your town like a windowless Costco that doesn't give away free samples. Fine, debated. It's what we do. But some of this panic is clearly imported, which raises the question, how much of it is us and how much of it is them.

When foreign governments can so easily hop right in and stir the pot, the fears may be less organic than we think. Because it turns out you don't need a Navy to beat America. You need America to beat America. All you got to do is get us fighting. We already do it for free. So it's no wonder the whole country feels like one big, lickered up cruise ship.

Enemies now have become experts at taking our greatest weapon, free speech, and turning it on us. It's nothing new. It's how academia earned the title, Useful Idiots by foreign Marxists, when their beliefs aligned with the commies. So today, we end up burning calories on ourselves

while China barely breaks a sweat. Because even when they fail, these farms work. They may not flip a boat, but they still raise the temperature, poison the well, and make every town hall feel like Gettysburg. And they recycle.

Monday, it could be gender, Wednesday, race. Friday, cops. Sunday, Greg Gutfeld's abs. Yeah. They figure out what creates fights during Thanksgiving and amplify the hell out of it.

China's been doing this for a while. Huge farms of phony accounts work both sides because the point isn't persuasion. It's chaos. Russia's internet research agency didn't invent Black Lives Matter. It just backed every side of it. They're like your bookie who makes money off the game no matter which team wins. Russian of Iran have run sock puppet news sites that feed opposites on LGBTQ fights, Israel, the border, whatever's already on fire. The doctrine isn't make them left or make them right. It's make them ungovernable. Look, adversaries spent a decade beefing up the dumbest version of every argument to split us apart. Now they want to turn data center into a slur.

And it's worked before with police and border. Hell, the CCP should send CNN, MS Now, ABC, NBC, CBS, a lifetime supply of pork-fried rice. Because they did most of the work. See, China knows that to win any race, you need coherence. And right now America feels about as coherent as Kamala Harris during a roadside sobriety test. Think about the fights we've had, race, police, gender, COVID, vaccines. Now it's AI. Wherever there's a fire, they bring lighter fluid and dry brush.

They find the fight, imitate both sides, amplify the least reasonable version of each, and they repeat it until your neighbor isn't just wrong. He's the enemy. China knows you can only beat America in the end. AI race by paralyzing us. The result, fewer plants, fewer data centers, no breakthroughs. American screaming, not in my backyard, that's music to their ears. After all, invasion is expensive, but getting a rival to declare war on itself is cheap.

They move ahead while we're left screaming at the mirror. Let's welcome to the radio. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. and Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon Music app. Two and five Canadians will hear the words, you have cancer. That's why every step and dollar-raised matters. On September 19th, join thousands in Toronto for the Princess Margaret Cancer Foundation walk. Challenge yourself, friends, and family to walk 21 kilometers in support of life-saving research.

Together, we can carry the fire and help create a world free from the fear of cancer. Register today at pmcf walk.ca.ca.