Gutfeld! Monologues - Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett Defends An Alleged Gang Member

Episode Date: April 22, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg comments on Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett's (D-TX) odd defense of an alleged MS-13 gang member. Plus, he reviews President Trump's first Easter Sunday message since returnin...g to office. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:01:13 Quite the bitch. Jasmine Crockett said illegal gangbanger, Abrigo Garcia is a lot less criminal than Donald Trump. Come on, Jasmine. Garcia punched and abused his wife. The only women Trump ever beat. were Hillary and Kamala. Red meat.
Starting point is 00:01:34 Red meat. Maryland Senator, Chris Van Hollen, told CNN he never asked Garcia if he was a gang member during their meeting. Which is fair. That's more of a second date question. The mayor of Lancaster, California, wants to purge the homeless by giving them all the fentanyl they want. How much do you need? asked one man. He's got to make his money. On Easter Sunday, President Trump wrote,
Starting point is 00:02:07 Happy Easter to all, including the radical left lunatics, bringing murderers, drug lords, dangerous prisoners, the mentally insane, and MS-13 gang members and wife beaters back into our country. He then deported the Easter Bunny to El Salvador.
Starting point is 00:02:28 Over the weekend, DNC Vice Chair David Hogg went on CBS, CNN, and MSNBC to advocate for replacing ineffective Democrats. He's considering making an appearance on The View, who are always happy to have another hog at the table. Pope Francis has passed away at the age of 88. He's dead. That never stopped me, bragged one man. And finally, NASA found a mysterious skull-shaped feature on Mars where stargazers say it doesn't belong. That might be a yearbook photo, says one woman.
Starting point is 00:03:22 All right. Ahead of WrestleMania this past weekend, Politico ran an article comparing the world of wrestling to Trump, saying that he lives and dies by K-Fabe, where friend and foe alike never seem to know what's real and what's all for show. Now, K-Fabe is a term in pro wrestling, the unwritten rule that both the athletes and fans understand it's a combination of sport and storytelling. It's the suspension of reality you need when someone tells you Taylor Swift is hot. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. Prime delivery is fast. How fast are we talking? We're talking puzzle toys and look pad delivered so fast
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Starting point is 00:05:17 I know right now you're thinking, man, Greg sure knows wrestling. Well, that's because I wrestled in high school. my signature move was the reverse cowgirl What? That is a wrestling move My coach taught me Now Politico claims Trump Might just be America's greatest K-faber Part politician, part entertainer,
Starting point is 00:05:45 A guy who knows how to play his audience And his fans, well, they're in on it too. They cheer and they boo. And true, like any person, pro wrestler, Trump knows how to cut a good trash-talking promo even during Easter. Seriously, do you remember the bunny with Joe
Starting point is 00:06:00 Biden? Do you remember the bunny with Joe Biden? Remember? Do you remember when the bunny took Joe Biden out? He's not going to take, he's not taking Trump out. Anyway, that was a good, that was a beautiful
Starting point is 00:06:16 moment when the bunny saved Joe Biden. That was a beautiful moment. Meanwhile, the media is so clueless. They scream every time Trump says he's thinking of annexing Rosie O'Donnell. But Politico is wrong. Trump has substance behind the show, or it wouldn't resonate at all. Now, what are the media?
Starting point is 00:06:38 Total k-fabe junkies. But it's not meant to entertain, but to inflame, fabricating outrages to incite action. So the more unhinged among them hatch assassination plots and toss Molotovs at Teslas. while their leaders jet to El Salvador for cozy lunch dates with white beating gangsters. What Trump's K-Fabe game has really done is expose them, showing us who his opponents really are. He's playing them like a Chinese spy
Starting point is 00:07:04 telling Eric Swalwell he's hot. But we always knew they were fakes. They act like Trump is Hitler, then beg for interviews when he wins. Remember when Morning Joe said Trump was a danger to democracy, that he and Mika bent the knee in Mar-a-Lago? I'd call it ballsy if Scarborough hadn't had his sniffed years ago. Obama called Trump a national threat, then looked downright chummy with Emmett Carter's funeral. And Kamala, she called Biden a racist to his face, then laughed it off later with,
Starting point is 00:07:36 come on, it's a debate. The woman was about as authentic as a Cory Booker girlfriend. He likes to play the field. Come on. You want more, K-Fabe? there was the contrived fantasy that Biden was sentient or that Kamala was competent and who could forget the astronauts from last week pretending their 11-minute ride
Starting point is 00:07:59 was an achievement for women when they were simply pimping space travel for rich people. Of course there's trans men cosplaying as women who demanded us to play along but unlike a great wrestler dudes pretending to be chicks can't convince us their identity is real especially when you catch them texting at the urinal.
Starting point is 00:08:19 But in politics, K-Fabe has casualties. In Minnesota, one of Tim Walts' state employees who was arrested for vandalizing Teslas. These fools, they're like six-year-olds watching SpongeBob Squarepants and thinking it's real. Don't they know those cars have more hidden cameras than my guest bedroom?
Starting point is 00:08:40 Yet, when they're arrested, they act like a dog who was just shown a car trip. What happened? But it's not theater anymore. Dems and media primed the mob by pretending Trump is Hitler. Then run and hide when their grunts follow through. Suddenly, K-Fabe becomes domestic terrorism.
Starting point is 00:08:57 So this isn't on Trump. It's on the people who demonized him while knowing it was all theater. And now the political K-Fabe is bleeding into the crowd. And this time, nobody's yelling fake news. Let's welcome. Tonight's guest. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast
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