Gutfeld! Monologues - Cuba’s Blackout

Episode Date: March 24, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld!, Ilhan Omar’s daughter goes to Cuba, while ordinary Cubans face hardships.  Meanwhile, far-left activist enjoy stays in 5-star hotels.  Don’t miss Greg’s hot takes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I love it when you give me the clap. Good evening, everyone. So over the weekend, Ilhan Omar's daughter went to Cuba to show solidarity with the communist leadership. That's a switch. Usually when her family goes to Cuba, it's Guantanamo Bay. It turns out that Democratic Congresswoman AOC spent $19,000 in campaign funds last year. on a psychiatrist who specializes in ketamine therapy. It wasn't for AOC, though.

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So far left activists went to Cuba. stayed in five-star hotels while the rest of the country had a total blackout. Because nothing says fight the power when no one else has any. And nothing says solidarity with the oppressed like maid service and a mint on your pillow. It's their version of MTV's spring break, but instead of Carmen Electra, you get Greta Thunberg. The Cuban people are eating rationed rice in the dark, and these clowns are chowing down on $20 Snickers bars. Call it Safari communism, club med, but red, nibbling on Savici, while real Cubans swim past sharks to get to Miami. Here's Irish rappers known as kneecap performing before the power cut out, and fans started chanting this.

Free, free Palestine, free. Ah, hmm. Well, if those are Irish rappers, they should change their name from kneecap to sucky charms. They chant free Palestine in a day. different country where people are rationing beans. That's like your buddy getting stabbed in the eye, but you put Preparation H on your ass. Of course, it's not about Cubans or anyone. These activists claim to care about. It's an invite-only getaway to a decaying communism theme park on some NGOs dime. It's not even open to the public, of course, or then they would see how

electricity is doled out to the few while no one else has power. And it's also trust fund radicals can humble brag on TikTok, while actual radicals rot in some hellhole prison for failing to salute. It's all the same, Cuba, Gaza, ICE, BLM. What unites this isn't just the power to the oppressed, it's ego, which gains size through a hate for America. Of course, they don't hate it enough to move out. Enter Code Pink, the original Kami Karens, rolling in to tell the people how terrible the U.S. really is. We're so excited to be with the Cuban people and show our support, show our solidarity, and to say that this cruel, inhumane, barbaric policy of the Trump administration has to go.

Of course it does, because when a country collapses under decades of central planning, the real villain is the country hundreds of thousands of Cubans have defected to by duct taping hollowed out coconut shelves to their asses to float to Florida. So while the entire island is in darkness, this commie clown car stays at the Grand Hotel, Bristol. Five stars, generators, luxury service, where the closest they come to speaking truth to power is complaining to the manager that the pool boy got cocoa butter on their Dolce Gabana sunglasses. Why didn't these activists invite Cubans to stay in their hotel for the night? I'm sure if you did, but only after requesting hookers in Spanish. You want a glimpse of a Yankee douchebag?

Here's one. Tourism is the lifeline for the Cuban economy as it stands currently. The government has very limited resources. And the American government makes it illegal for Americans to stay wherever they want when they're in Cuba. They have to stay in what they've declared as five-star hotels. In comparison to the situation on the island, it's a prosperity, pretty much. And experiencing that dichotomy is like definitely Fing me up. Definitely.

Now nothing he said is true, but we gotta replay that last part. Experiencing that dichotomy is like definitely me up. Definitely. You couldn't have done that better if you scripted it. I bet he has a gray poupon support suppository up his butthole. By the way, his glasses cost 1400 bucks. hundred bucks. Ten times the average Cuban salary and four times would I pay my writers.

Of course, they're also meeting with Communist Party officials because nothing screams grassroots rebellion like schmoozing with the government militants. I can't wait for the Yelp Review, not for the hotel, but for the government. Five stars, very attentive dictatorship, great gulogs, chilled shrimp could have been colder. But that's the left. They don't want to live under socialism. They just want to visit. Flod. in, take picks, and leave before the lions, or in this case, reality eats them. Hell, if they stayed longer, they'd find out that in Cuba, vegan means we can't afford meat. Fact is, Cuba's been struggling with power and basic services for decades.

You know, the stuff that happens when the government controls everything and produces nothing. But these activists can't admit that. So instead, they play Che at the four seasons. And they're so stupid, they convince themselves they're helping. but they aren't convincing anyone else, especially the Cubans. Let's work out! Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts, and Amazon Prime members can listen to this show,

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