Gutfeld! Monologues - DEI Debate

Episode Date: March 26, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld!, USC cancelled a California gubernatorial debate because the candidates were all white. Greg slams USC for their cowardice and the media for their silence. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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debate lined up and then disaster struck. The candidates who qualified were all white. So what did they do? The only thing they could do, they called the whole thing off. Yeah, Cali showed its commitment to equity by canceling a

debate because the only candidates that qualified were Caucasian. It's also the same reason Kim Kardashian walked out at speed dating. So airlines that put, they're like airlines now that put diversity above merit, California just decided to crash and burn. Apparently, debate organizers wanted

candidates that looked like the latest Star Trek series. And when wokesters don't get the result they want, then they make sure no one else can play. So as if on cue, critics said the debate lineup wasn't representative enough. And excluded candidates said the process was chilling and dangerous. Another said the voters were being denied all qualified voices, which is the opposite of what happened. They picked the qualified instead of using DEI as the excuse to have their thumb on the scale. You know, and here I used to think voters decided whose voices qualified. But I'm also one of those jerks who believed in a southern border and two sexes. I just can't evolve no matter how much European soccer I watch.

Now, with the primary a couple of months away, voters will be left guessing, much like Brian Kilmead when asked to describe a woman's breast. And of course, the media led the charge by saying nothing. When the debate got canceled, they were as quiet as me when I eavesdrop in the women's bathroom. It's great. When I sit on the toilet, they can't see my feet. Now, nobody said the rules were unfair. In fact, they were described as data-driven.

That's right. It was mathematical. But to the left, math is racist. But discriminating against white candidates isn't. So as usual, this wasn't about a fair or accurate. process. It was about the message that the lineup on stage sent. And once the complaint started, the pressure mounted, the boycotts were threatened. USC folded faster than a hotel made with a meth problem. Understood. Understand, mind you. USC didn't reschedule or revise the debate. Nope, they hung

their heads in shame like a guest in a kitchen when Chris Hansen walks in. Who hasn't been there? And what of that debate? The once vaunted airing of political positions that are so essential? to a free and fair election? It was over before it began. Now the candidate's only way to get their word out in California is by shaving it into their back hair and going rollerblading. Now think about that, a university running for cover rather than standing on principle,

which our universities today never hesitate to invoke when it comes to Trump or ICE. USC simply tapped out like a straight man watching The Bachelorette. Tells you everything. They'd rather have clueless voters than fielding. team of white guys. It's probably the same reason LA burned to the ground. It's called lowering the standards out of so-called fairness. So we've arrived at a place where DEI doesn't just shape the workplace. It shapes elections. Instead of persuading voters, they pressure institutions

to abide. At USC, an overpriced institution of higher learning just cowardly validated this dodge. And when an institution like USC caves to this crap this fast, it sends a message louder than any debate ever could. Appearances are what matter, which kind of makes perfect sense. After all, it is the home of Hollywood, the world of make-believe, whether you're talking political ideas or tits. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon Music app.

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