Gutfeld! Monologues - Democrat “Manly” Men: All Beard, No Backbone

Episode Date: July 15, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld! Guest Host Tom Shillue talks about yet another article on the Democrats masculinity problem. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A special edition of Gutfeld. Let's start with some headlines. This weekend, Spain hosted the annual Running of the Bulls, followed quickly by the driving of the ambulances and the carrying of the stretchers. A Chinese woman in Las Vegas pled guilty to marrying at least 14 men at the same time. When asked if she knew what she did was wrong,

she responded, I do. The largest complete. T-Rex skeleton just sold at auction and it's 67 million years old. It's also been hired as the newest correspondent on 60 Minutes. A woman recently gave birth to a baby boy on the New Jersey Turnpike. She immediately took advantage of the situation by turning into the carpool lane. A Florida man is being ordered to undergo a psychosexual evaluation after being caught having sex with a vacuum cleaner. Even worse, he was cheating on his.

blender at the time. Journalist, Nick Shirley, exposed an adult daycare in Queens, New York that can't explain how they billed for 7,000 patients, which means he's either found massive amounts of fraud or the only Asians who are bad at math. Scientists are blaming a new magic mushroom for causing its users to hallucinate and see a tiny gnome. Either that, or they're tuning in a new magic mushroom. into Fox News at 10 p.m. Eastern time.

We'll be back with more Gutfeld. My name is Peter Parker, but I'm also Spider-Man. This July, we're faced with a threat. That could be anyone. The world may have forgotten Peter Parker. I'm just a neighbor, friendly neighbor. But he hasn't forgotten them.

Sometimes Spider-Man has to do the hard thing. That's my responsibility. Talk to Banner? I didn't know you could get that big. Spider-Man, New Day in theaters July 31st. To this hearing monologue. So once again, the Dems are saying the same thing as Don Lemon.

We need to bring back men. The Atlantic dropped this article titled The Return of the Democratic Manly Man. In it, they profile their latest savior and Ohio Dem running to flip a Republican house seat with a last name that screams masculinity, Brian Poindexter. No, not the guy from Revenge of the Nerds. This guy's a union iron worker who wears a hard hat, drives a pickup, and proudly says, quote, there's nothing wrong with being masculine. It's okay to be a manly man.

This, they say, is who will bring back the dudes that fled the party like Greg when it's time to give out Christmas bonuses. But wait, haven't we seen this kind of piece a dozen times before? Every year, it's the same pattern. The Dems say they have a man problem. Then they hunt for a candidate who's gruff, curses and has a beard like Rashida Talib. Remember when Tim Walsh was their answer?

But even Tim was like, wouldn't Randy Wine Garden be a better choice? Doug Emhoff was sold as the antidote to toxic masculinity. Unfortunately, though, he had an insatiable appetite for hot nannies. And of course, there's Graham Platner, the bearded oyster farmer whose reputation caused such a furor. Unfortunately, this strategy never works out. Why? Because it's all fake. Dems try to sell their idea of masculinity,

beards and blue-collar work, while still embracing the same ideas that drove men away in the first place. Open borders. Defund the police. Bail reform. Gender ideology. At the same time, Dems never reckoned with how they portrayed men, years of non-stop lectures about toxic masculinity,

and the patriarchy. And now Democrats think running a dude and a hard hat will magically bring them back. Meanwhile, President Trump understands how to embrace masculinity, and it's not just through his policies. Yesterday, President Trump partied with IndyCar drivers at the White House ahead of their race in Washington.

Then he watched as Cruz demonstrated the first ever White House pit stop. Meanwhile, in New York, Mayor Zoran Mamdani went racing around in a golf cart. A go-kart. He thought he was doing days of thunder, but it looked more like Pee-wee's big adventure.

Do you see the difference? Trump doesn't try to appeal to men. He just does what any dude would do if they were president. Race cars, UFC fights, gold everywhere. So how can Dems win dudes back? Well, maybe they can learn from a woman. That's Michigan Congresswoman Haley Stevens, who's running for Senate.

So what are you going to do for us? What am I going to do for us? I'm going to be articulating on our behalf. I am going to be working on our behalf. I am going to be telling the stories on our behalf. And you better believe I'm going to be doing with a little bit of joy, a little bit of enthusiasm, a little bit of energy, and a little bit of stick it to them.

Because that's the Michigan way. I kind of like her. Oh, my gosh. Maybe Democrats can learn something from her gusto, because it's not about finding a candidate who looks like the most masculine man in America today. It's about actually understanding men and their lives, and until they figure out that every search to find the next manly man

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