Gutfeld! Monologues - Democrats Brag About Men Who Do Drag

Episode Date: June 22, 2024

As seen on Gutfeld!, former State Department Spokeswoman, Morgan Ortagus, Author and Model, Elizabeth Pipko, FOX News Contributor Kat Timpf, and Host of Tyrus & The Wise Men Podcast, Tyrus discuss a San Fransisco debate where one politician shamed another for not being able to name three drag queens. Later, Greg slams a new Democrat tactic to cover up President Biden's age troubles. Follow Greg on Twitter: @GregGutfeld Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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We're in the run-up to the election, our media circles the wagons around a dithering Joe Biden to convince us that what we see with our own eyes isn't real. This year's hoax-hoax even comes with a whole new buzz term, cheap fake. A word that allows the left to confuse people with deep fake without actually lying. It's like when I say my pool boys are tied up at work.

Thank you. Thank you, perverts. But it's now a phrase that in one day, seems to be everywhere among the talking heads who impersonate journalists for a living. And not in a fun way, like when I stole Brit Hume's identity to buy a human kidney on the dark web.

And I already have my own. Roll it. There's a growing and insidious trend in right-wing media. take highly misleading and selectively edited videos of President Biden and then use those videos to spread messages virally to cast out on President Biden's fitness for office. The Republican accounts circulating many of the clips responded claiming the videos are unedited and promise to keep posting them.

A lie. It's really all eyes. We've been worried for years about AI deep fakes, that computer-generated images are going to trick people into believing something that's totally false. Cheap fakes are a little bit simpler. They're cheap. They're just distorted out of context videos, chopped up in certain ways, constructed in certain ways. That's what we're seeing. Oh, isn't that adorable? It's almost as if they hold us to higher standards than they hold themselves. Like when Geraldo once told me a mustache would make me look like a pervert.

But CBS took it a step further, tacking a digitally altered video note to a clip featuring Joe that was actually 100% real, I guess, to protect Joe. Well, OK, CBS, try that trick here. Is this video digitally altered? My name is Joe Biden. I'm Jill Biden's husband. Thanks to all the members of Congress and Homeland Security Secretary. I'm not sure we're not sure you know what.

Hold on. digitally altered. Let's just run it again and listen. My name is Joe Biden. I'm Jill Biden's husband. Thanks to all the members of Congress and Homeland Security Secretary. No, I'm sorry, kids. That's real. That's the leader of the free world. I wouldn't let him lead a conga line at a nursing home. Now, as we've often said, the louder the left screams about something, the greater the chance they're doing it themselves. So as we're told that Joe is as sharp as the inside of a soup can lid, always behind closed doors, of course. We're also told that all the videos of Joe stumbling and slurring are an elaborate hoax, which poses a key question, are you . . . . . . this has to be the lamest cover-up since Dana applied.

black shoe polish on Jesse's bald spot. Remember who these anti-hoax ghostbusters are? The same grifters who push the fine people hoax in which the media falsely claimed Trump endorsed Nazis, that was Biden's sole reason for running. Even worse, it gave Dems license to claim that 70 million people voted for a Nazi lover, which led to a trumped arrangement that kept them from assessing the sad state of the country under Biden. That entire hoax is the foundation for the last four.

years. Think about it. They didn't. And now they want us to consider context for their guy who's clearly unfit for office. What is the larger context for an old man who can't walk gravity? But that was only the start of the hoaxes launched by the Dementiacrats. Remember the drinking bleach hoax where they claim Trump endorsed drinking bleach to cure COVID? They practically were telling us he'd invented the Clorox Martini. Which isn't bad with a twist of lemon. Then there was the coy pond hoax, a hoax in which Trump, dumping a box of fish food into a pond was supposed to be a diplomatic gaff on par with

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She's got ice in her veins, which is weird because it's supposed to be blood. Host of the Morgan Ortega's show on Sirius XM, Morgan Ortegas. She models bikinis and hates liberal weenies, GOP spokeswoman Elizabeth Pratt. Picko. She's like Ozempic, always on TV and popular with bad guys. New York Times, bestselling author, if he's a contributor cat, too. We don't want to say how huge he is, but there's no way around it. New York Times, bestselling author, comedian, and former NWA World Champion, Tyrus.

I get you. While SF goes down the tubes, they're worried about dudes with boobs. Our video of the day comes to us from a Democratic mayoral debate in the nation's anus, San Francisco. SF was just named the country's worst-run city, but Mayor London Breed had a higher priority, asking a fellow candidate to name three drag queens. Roll it, Gladys. You were at the debate last week and couldn't name any drag queens on your. your own. I was wondering if you could, this is an opportunity to redeem yourself. And if you could name three LGBTQ advisors for your campaign and three drag queens in San Francisco.

We're not going to revise the drag queen question from last week. Hmm. Well, that sucks. He couldn't name any drag queens, not Nikki Jiz. honey, mahogany, peaches Christ, one eat a more, vanilla meringuei, fat and maroon, or mother chucker? Wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm not done. And what about the lesser-known drag queen, Loretta Cudlow?

You're going to kill him. Seriously, it proves how unsurious Democrats are when faced with serious problems. Forget fentanyl, crime, homelessness, and taxes. If you don't know who you're damn, female impersonators are, you don't deserve to run a city. Anyway, here's some advice to that fellow candidate, Mark Farrell. Next time you're asked that gotcha question, simply respond with, I can't name them.

But I can name the city's recent murder victims. I can name a dozen businesses that have fled the city. Hell, I can name a few people living in tents outside this building. I can also name the worst city in the country to live in because it's, because of you. It's S.F. I would suggest dropping the microphone after that, but a homeless guy would probably steal it. Period. Elizabeth, I get it. It's San Francisco. They have a tradition, but they have a lot of problems.

I mean, would you not vote for a mayor because he doesn't know his drag queens? I totally wouldn't. I don't want an uneducated bigot representing me. I don't know why you would. Look, it's simple. If you can't, off the top of your head, say, RuPaul, Trixie Mattel are my favorite, Alaska Thunderf**. Probably shouldn't be running anything in this country. Yeah. Those are- I also love Alaska Thunderfxia.

Alaska. One of the few things that have come from Alaska that you like, Kat. You haven't compared yourself to drag queens. Well, yeah, I mean, I'm dressed in drag right now. And every day. Yeah. Between the chest padding and the fake hair. absolutely um actually i have had friends borrow my bras to you to work to do drag before so that's

not really a joke but um anyway i yeah i love drag queens my my issue if i was asked that question be like how do i narrow it down to three i i love drag uh it's something that i'm interested in that i enjoy but but this guy because he's not interested his hobby happens to not be the local drag scene. That doesn't mean that he's like homophobic. Yeah. And also when she was like, name the gay people on your staff,

that was super weird to me. Yes. To be like, name your gay. It's like. Yeah, it's true. That's a very, if anybody who asked me that, I don't think I could talk. I would just like sit there and be very uncomfortable. It's, it's so weird because there's so many different, because you're not interested in a particular

art form. That doesn't mean that you're, you know, not supportive or an advocate. or an ally to an entire community. That's absurd. And apparently she brought it up again because she really thought she ate the first time. San Francisco, again, there's poop everywhere. Probably got bigger things to talk about.

Exactly. A lot of poop there, Tyrus. It's almost like, they used to ask politicians if they knew the price of milk. Yeah. Now it's in Woke America, it's name your drag queen. I don't, I think, but there's no wrong answer. Yeah.

I don't know any drag queens, but if you said name three, I could just off the top of my head go, share in the 80s, share in the 90s, share in the 70s. Can you, any other ones? Strawberry Kiss,

moonbeam delight, cherry blossom. Yes. And there would be, yo, how'd you know? He doesn't, he's a married man. He doesn't hang out in late night clubs and strip clubs

where most of this stuff happens. It's highly sexualized. So you should be able to look with a straight face say, no, I don't know any. That's not my thing. This is what I do. But everybody has rights and needs to be heard or whatever. The fact that they're trying to push that as a sticking point

that he's not and brought that life into his, that's not his moral compass. And the fact bothers me that he wasn't more fiery to defend that. Like we're seeing this thing where in NBA, everyone's having a fit because the first thing the ballplayers did When they won was they thank God. They thanked their faith. And it was like, oh, they even edited that stuff

because it's okay if your lifestyle, you support drag queens. I have no issue with it, and the problem, it's just not my thing. Okay? So, and if you don't, it doesn't mean you're bad. It just means it's not your thing. Just like your thing isn't their thing.

So if he said to her, can you name six pastures in this city? Oh, how dare he ask her that? No, he can because that's his thing. Yeah. You've got to stop standing up for our things and not be afraid. Exactly.

I question the leadership. Morgan, do you know any drag queens, and could you name them now? No, when I did pageants in my early 20s, yeah, for sure. I hung up with drag queens all the time. I mean, who do you think taught me to do my hair and makeup? Yeah, I love drag queens. But at the appropriate thing, like, it's not for children. And it's certainly not appropriate for a mayoral debate, because as Kat pointed out,

their shit on the streets of San Francisco. I mean, like, so much so that we've talked about this before, and you showed that you need a poop app to avoid it. So I just think, you know, whether you like drag queens or not isn't even the issue, it's about, how about fixing this, like, city, literally.

applause to clean up the shit. Oh, I have another name. What? Share 2000. All right. What, go ahead? No, I was just kidding, but like drag queens are supposed to be fun, right, Kat?

And this woman is trying to make, the liberals are trying to make everything like genderless and humorless. And like a school exercise. It's like it's no fun when you make everything homework, right? Exactly. They're making like drag queens are supposed to be fun. This is not, this is humorless. Yeah. All right, we get it.

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