Gutfeld! Monologues - Democrats Have Left the Planet

Episode Date: September 17, 2025

As seen on Guteld!, Pete Buttigieg has now boldly stated that Kamala Harris should never have entered the presidential race! Meanwhile, the news of Charlie Kirk's death raises questions about the Democrats' grip on reality. Don’t miss out on Greg's thrilling analysis! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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or go to explorevolvo.com. All right. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Sorry about the strange odor. It's Taco Tuesday. Good evening, everyone. Former Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg now says that Kamala Harris should not have run. Oh, wait, wait, wait. I'm sorry. I misread that. She should not have rum. So glad we didn't do that as a story. The Biden family has hit the financial skids. Instead of private jets, Joe's been spotted with a book on his lap in the first-class cabin of flights, which, according to Bill Clinton, is a great way to hide your boner. Meanwhile, at least one organization tried to negotiate a lower rate for Joe's speaking gigs.

The offer includes one round-trip Amtrak ticket, a set of complimentary depends, and a case of insure. But Joe's agent keeps stressing that Joe's a limited time offer. Times running out. We just don't know when. Worse, when Biden left office, he told friends he needs to pay off $800,000 in debt, which coincidentally is the same amount required for steam cleaning. the Oval Office furniture. I know. But to raise the money, he's planning to sell his car.

Jill Biden has retired from her teaching job and started a new unpaid position at a think tank, while Kamala will be sleeping it off in a drunk tank. Good news, though, Jill is also apparently working on a book. It's called Old Man. and the pee. And finally, Hunter Biden told a judge that he has suffered a significant downturn in his income and has debt in the millions of dollars range.

Drew, it's gotten so bad, they repossessed his crack pipe. In non-Biden news, a free diver from Croatia held his breath underwater for an incredible 29 minutes. battering the previous record held by Joy Behar's waxer. Yeah, we're back. I did not see that coming. That was good. I did not see that coming. Yeah, neither did he.

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All right. So Charlie Kirk's assassination has revealed something we already knew. The Democrats have all but left the planet. I'd make a headed to Uranus joke, but in this case, they're the assholes. Consider the trends. Whenever something terrible happens, they prove one thing. Their grip on reality is as weak as Nancy Pelosi struggling to open a

a quervo. They could never talk about the border because the issue was their policies. They ignored red flags like they were directions on a shampoo bottle. They let more criminals enter than Bonnie Blue touring San Quentin. I know. They were a no-show on law and order and our liberal cities had to be rescued by the very man they hated. Blue cities let mass transit become mass anarchy with commuters fearing for their lives instead of simply enjoying the scent of fresh urine. With trans, they did nothing until parents, not the press, stood up

to the mob and let the crazies know that boys are boys and girls are girls. And no more of that, none of the above. And here, with the assassination of a free speech hero, they scramble for cover like cockroaches will do when you shine a light on them. They could just

say, I condemn this targeted murder and just leave it at that. But no, they have to add but, however, and we must keep in mind until their apology becomes nothing more than a shovel for their usual load of . . . So, how did they get here? Well, like Don Lemon and Matthew Dowd, their arguments don't work anymore. See, because they don't work anymore. But they never worked. In each instance, there are ideas failed, and rather than change them, they resort to cognitive dissonance, a fancy term for assholes in denial. They'll point you examples of right-wing violence, but it falls on deaf

ears because their rhetoric set the stage for violence. For years, Republicans were smeared as dangerous, racist Nazis when they knew it wasn't true, and that it only applies to Shaloo. I've seen it. Of course, though, J.D. Vance, he offered proof that they're a party okay with celebrating murder. But God forbid, you call a bearded perven lingerie by his birth name. Of course, the relativism is absurd. The right has always been the party of law and order, vehemently against all crime, something that the left has mocked for decades. Meanwhile, the Dems adopted a radical ideology that says violence is the only language power understands. By any means necessary is their battle cry. When George Floyd died, they

sanctioned months of glorious rioting. Knees were bent. And so was the truth, with Democrats kneeling for the camera like they were auditioning for a porn hub cameo. You. You guys know what porn hub is. But when Kirk died, there was no violence, just vigils and mourning. What does that tell you? Well, we know what we are. But do they know what they are? Well, we can tell them. They're a rudderless mess, a hydra of hateful nut jobs. You can't stand behind without a clothespin on your nose. They've gone from the party of FDR to DNR, and it's unlikely they'll ever be resuscitated. So when these ghouls are called out for their sins, they act like they played no part.

Crime, broken borders, and political violence. That didn't arise out of thin air. They're incubated in polluted bubbles. You called crime a right-wing mirage while your cities look like Mad Max. You called secure borders cruel while border patrol was villainized. You called us fascists because it gives you permission for violence. So now we see a split, two missions, one aligned with Charlie, serving the country and protecting free speech, which is objectively good, and the left's mission, making

worse and then denying it, which is bad, which is why Charlie has a nation and now the world leaning in to listen, while those same people are tuning the left. out. Because Charlie's mission unites and there's divides. And even though his time was cut short, his work doesn't have to end here. As a matter of fact, I think it's just beginning. Let's welcome. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon Music app. I'm Janice Dean. Join me every Sunday as I focus on stories of hope and people who are truly rays of sunshine in their community and across the world.

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