Gutfeld! Monologues - Democrats Hit The Gym

Episode Date: June 5, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg mocks the Democrats for their recent embrace of gym-goers as a political tool. Plus, Greg points out how incompatible the left wing ideology is with fitness. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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So young men have abandoned the Dems. And MSNBC thinks they have a solution. Hit the gym. Well, I tell them to head to gold, but I know how they feel about Jews. The column reads, quote, the sweat of your brow is all that stands between you and success. It's an understandable, even healthy impulse.

And Democrats would do well to start rebuilding their political muscle, quite literally, by seeking to identify with the guy at the gym. So fitness is acceptable now. A few years ago, the left said exercise was racist. Hell, if that's the case, my glutes make me the grand wizard of the KKK. True, I like to crossfit. But only Democrats could politicize sit-ups. And now they find gym attendants understandable, even healthy,

as if somehow that fact was in question. Next, they're going to tell us that, bathing keeps you from getting mean looks in the elevator. And so now the Dems see the gym is worthy, but not as physical self-improvement, but as a political tool to probe these weird buffed creatures at the gym. Of course, this illustrates the general misery of the Democrat Party. They don't understand why anyone would go to the gym. But if I don't go, I get depressed, a direct cause and effect.

I mean, what's a great career in the admiration of millions mean without my six-pack abs? Exactly. Yeah, thank you. Thanks. Yeah. That picture was taken tomorrow. Dems, though, immersed in their world of something for nothing, can't believe people actually put in hard work for a result that comes later.

Nope. Instead, if you want something, the government will provide. And if someone else has something you want, just take it. But for the Dems, that's the problem with fitness, it's hard to loot. You can't steal it. Wights are heavy. And muscle, you've got to make it yourself. Sadly, there's no such thing as fitness reparations where a woke weakling can demand a muscle transplant from yours truly. Now, you have to put the hard work in for a long-term goal, not whine like a baby until people start calling you a hero.

This may be why Dems are so depressed. Exercise improves your health and your appearance. which they avoid, believing it's an activity that steals valuable time from shouting at Jews or keying Teslas. Instead, you should burn calories, curling Molotov cocktails, and squatting in homes. And the only deadlift they did was supporting Joe. Thank you. But we know that you feel great after a workout just as you feel awful after pounding a at donuts? Are the Dems even close to recognizing this? Well, one think tank searchlight is trying to, quote, push the Democratic Party toward the most effective, broadly popular

positions and create a space where Dems can think freely and put those ideas into the world, meaning they want to mirror Republicans without it being authentic. It's like pretending it's your birthday to get free cake. That's why Joey Bayard's staff thinks she's 247. They want the results without doing the heavy lifting. No wonder they hate the gym. But amazingly, one consultant calls for a complete rejection of identity politics. Wow, where have you heard that? Why don't they just watch Gutfeld?

Everyone else is. Yeah, thank you. We told you 10 years ago that identity politics will be as dead on arrival as those lizards I tried to ship through the post office. Now, I hope the Dems heed that advice, but it's going to be tough. It's like asking the cast of the view to give up stretch pants. Identity is ingrained in all their actions, and it's a miserable filter for it's based on resentment, making you as bitter as the coffee pot that I pee in over at Fox and Friends.

But you know what? We use a different filter, one that's rooted in reality. It's why we don't need a think tank to make sense of the world. We already know not to let murderers into the country and men into women's bathrooms. We keep it simple. See, we understand life is difficult enough already without starting the day with a massive chip on your shoulder. And that's a weight we refuse to carry. We save that energy for the gym.

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