Gutfeld! Monologues - Democrats Reprieve Is Too Much To Believe

Episode Date: November 2, 2024

As seen on Gutfeld!, FOX News Contributor Kat Timpf, Host of the Tyrus & The Wise Men Podcast, Tyrus, former Sports Anchor, Sage Steal, and comedian Jim Norton discuss how Republican staffers have to moderate Democratic positions when conducting their focus groups because the participants don't believe those positions are real.  Plus, Greg reflects on a wild and historic presidential campaign.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Thank you. Thank you. Your appreciation underwhelms me. Happy Thursday, everyone. Today is Halloween, and I'm really starting to panic. I need three more guys to fill out the ass of my Joy Behar costume. But everyone's getting dressed up. James Carville is going as a blind mole rat.

Elizabeth Warren is going as one of her ancestors. Kamala Harris will be dressing up as a Hispanic, black, Asian, Puerto Rican, Jamaican, Muslim and Jewish woman. Hillary Clinton, going as Monica Lewin. with hopes to get laid. David Muir, Nora O'Donnell, and Dana Bash will all be going as journalists. And last but not least, Nancy Pelosi is going as herself.

Nothing scarier than that. All right. So while Arnold Schwarzenegger endorsed Kamala Harris, legendary astronaut Buzz Aldrin endorsed Donald Trump. Pretty similar stories. One landed on the moon. The other one landed on his maid. But you can see why Arnold went with Kamala. She said she would clean house if elected, and he can't resist the lady holding a mop.

Last night, rioters descended. on Los Angeles after the Dodgers won the World Series, where many of these rioters first learned that the Dodgers won the World Series. That's such a great point. It's just a coincidence. Two L.A. erupted into chaos with looters raiding a Nike store at a mob burning a bus.

Things are so bad that Menendez brothers are now demanding to stay in prison. And President Biden bit a beat a bait. Biden bit a baby dressed as a chicken at a White House Halloween party. Well, now who's the cannibal? His doctor said they're just glad the baby wasn't dressed as a thermometer. So disgusting. But just a joke.

So what do you do when somebody calls you garbage? Of course it matters if it's from someone whose opinion you value, like your spouse or your relative or that Chinese lap dancer I met in Croatia. But what if it's coming from this guy? I mean, this guy thinks your garbage, the guy who didn't even acknowledge he had a grandchild because she came from the wrong side of the tracks. To him, she was garbage, which kind of makes him garbage. And yet Joe called Trump supporters garbage. And the next day, Trump showed up for a campaign of it. asking the media one question, how do you like my garbage truck? How do you like my garbage truck?

This truck is in honor of Kamala and Joe Biden. Joe Biden should be ashamed of him. So if you know it's what he's even doing, I hope you enjoyed this garbage truck. We enjoy it. So Joe calls Trump supporters garbage. Trump shows up for a campaign event in a garbage truck. I wonder what would happen if Biden had called them d-a-old.

had called them d***. Would Trump have showed up in this? Yeah, he would. You know he would. So what does this moment matter? Well, first, the same media that went insane over a comedian's joke about a trash crisis in a U.S. territory now views Biden calling

half the country garbage a hoax. The very same news media that ignored all the times Donald Trump has called American citizens and American voters scum and garbage actually tried to turn Joe Biden's use of the word garbage into a controversial news story today. He landed in Green Bay just a short time ago and then pulled this campaign stunt

speaking to reporters from a garbage truck, proof that he and his supporters are giving no grace to a gaffe by President Biden, where he, in his explanation, inadvertently called Trump supporters garbage. You see that inadvertently, like that, That was inadvertent, like when I inadvertently landed on that candlestick. But sure, the garbage line could be misconstrued.

But do we owe them that grace, as Nora suggests? Hell no. After all, Biden rode in on the most divisive lie ever, the fine people hoax, which was thoroughly debunked. Worse, it was the tent pole hoax that initiated the Trump-Is-Hitler narrative. that they've been pushing ever since. It was divisive, destructive, and even when they knew it was false, they kept at it. So forgive me if I don't give a f***

if Biden just got fine people hoaxed. What's good for the goose is good for the slander. So while Joe's biting babies, Trump is chewing up Kamala's campaign like a toddler dressed as a big Mac. But there's a bigger problem. Whether you're called irredeemable, deplorable, or garbage, the rot is coming from the top.

And it's undermining the fabric of the social. contract. It's not team sport politics. I got no problems with tribes, allegiances, clubs, even cults. Hell, I had Scientologists as neighbors, and they were always willing to invite me over for a threesome. Because there was always a bedrock premise underneath it. It's the cheesiest phrase ever, love thy neighbor. It's corny because we get it wrong. When we hear Love Thy Neighbor, we think of Ned Flanders offering a high Diddley Ho neighborino to Homer, but love thy neighbor doesn't matter when things are good, only, only when it's bad. And if Kamala wins, you both may have to fend off roving gangs

of transgendered Venezuelans with student loan debt. That societal agreement is no different than the First or the Second Amendment. They don't exist for hello and goodbye. It's for bad words and bad hombres, which means no matter who you root for, you're still neighbors. If you're a Yankees fan, you live next to a Red Sox fan, don't sit near each other again. Actually, you may both want to avoid both those cities. But you can still borrow the leafblower, but then return the favor by leaving your blinds open when you end dress. But love thy neighbor became a moral once radicals made the political personal. In the 60s, the left's most heralded voices declared that every relationship is one of power between boss and worker, husband and wife, white and black, even me and my pool boy.

I keep telling him someday I'll get a pool. Suddenly, the equality of connection turns vertical. It's no longer we're in this together. It's now who's on top. They change love thy neighbor into love thy neighbor unless we disagree. The relationship is transactional, but not based on neighborly stuff. But now your neighbor won't talk to you if you're voting for Trump. Now, I know do you really want a jerk like that in your life anyways?

But that's what we're calling half the country Nazi garbage gets you. You end up in a place where it's harder and harder to return to loving one's neighbor when the media and their team calls them trash. My advice, get your lawn tools back before Tuesday. All right. Don't go anywhere. We'll be right back. Let's welcome tonight's guest. Tonight, his Halloween costume is Town Creep. Hosts of Jim Norton and Sam Roberts Show, Jim Norton.

She's spicy and strong and proves liberals wrong. Ours of the Sage Steel Show, Sage Steel. She'd carve a jacko lantern, but she's not legally allowed near Knives. New York Times, bestselling author, Fox News, contributor, cat, tip. And for Halloween, the Hulk is dressing up as him. New York Times bestselling author, comedian, former NWAW.A. Democrats, too insane to explain Sage. This story is hilarious because it's so true.

GOP staffers told Tablet Magazine that they often have to water down the reality of their democratic opponent's agenda in focus groups because the people don't believe it. They don't believe that these Democrat policies could be true. Stuff like trans surgery for kids and crime and illegal immigration. They just can't believe. that these are policies they back. Isn't that hilarious and weird and tragic and sad? And devastating, yes, absolutely. Water down, like, in other words, just not say it,

like not speak the truth of what we all know to be happening, and every one of those categories. So, like, what do they mean, water it down? Yeah. Like, they just don't say it, they just ignore it, and act like it's all hunky-dory, and then these things are happening? I don't know.

I haven't been in those focus groups. I find them to be very tedious. The snacks are just terrible, but it is weird. Kat, do you think this could work in your personal life, you know? Like for a long time, nobody could believe you were pregnant. Yeah, especially me. We had a whole focus group. We had a whole focus group about should Kat get pregnant?

Do you remember that? Yeah. Well, the only reason I want to pregnant is I was like, there's no way that could happen. See, that's what happens when you believe the media. Yeah. I believe everyone in the comments section and said I was too old.

Not too old, guys. And now, and now we're like, okay, we're gonna have three, four. Yeah, now I'm gonna have like nine like my grandma did. Yeah. If you could have five so the heat would get off me, that'd be great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks. I could say something.

Yeah, you know, I think that that actually has benefited me before. Sometimes people have thought, I've, like, told stories, and people are like, ha, good joke. like, oh, you thought I was joking? Probably better for me. But I think what I thought was interesting in this article was they pointed out the difference between Biden and Kamala,

which is that nobody really believed Biden believed those things, right? He was just kind of, it was like this machine that was stepping in for Biden. Like, if you ask Biden to explain what it means to be non-binary, just for example, he would have no idea. He would have absolutely no idea. He has talking points about it

that he has to repeat about respecting, blah, blah, blah. But he would have no idea. Kamala, when she ran in 2020, was just ran as this Uber progressive candidate where she was saying all this stuff. And that stuff is on tape. So it's a little harder for people to believe that she's actually moderate because she's saying this stuff.

But some of the stuff is so crazy. That was like a trending thing with like the, the, the trans, how do you put it, transgender operations on illegal aliens in prison? It's how we put it, which sounds so absurd. It was a media to denounce. Everyone was like, can you believe he said it? And it's like, no, but like she did. She did. She did. She did. It's out there.

Yeah. There's some other things, Tyrus, that are crazy, yet I bet most Democrats don't even know they're real. Like if you told them that there's no cash bail, they'd go, I don't understand. What are you talking about? You could actually get arrested and then release because there's no bail set. Or you can steal as much stuff as you want as long as it's under $900 bucks. I bet people don't know that stuff. Well, I think the reason why they don't know that is because, in my opinion, the progressives, which is a small extreme group of the Democratic Party have taken over under the mental breakdown and fallout of Joe Biden. So they were able to, through Joe's like, huh, non-binary, he thinks that's when you go between standing and sitting and peeing.

I've been there. But they were able to use the Democrats as a front. The problem was once those policies came out, and Americans were like, this is not what we talked about. This is not what we voted for. They're not going to change because it's that mindset of a few eggs. They don't know any better. It's just like the 50 so-called FBI and they had to lie and hide stuff because the American

people, they're not smart enough to understand this stuff. So we're going to do it our way. And that's why I think she has a hard time when she has hit with a follow-up question because she can't really say what her agenda is because she knows it'll be rejected. So why the progressives have they've taken over the Democratic Party. We had it happen to the Republicans with the Tea Party. And then we said, hey, chill out. And then we got back to center. So this is what this is why this election is not working. It's not because Democrats. It's because the progressives inside the Democrats. And I think a lot of Democrats are like, whoa, we don't want these things either. But they just, if they say their agenda, it's going to be worse than it's going to be next Tuesday. I know we have the night off, but we can totally come in at 10 o'clock and film because this is over. Jim, you've been following politics for decades now. Yes, I have very closely. Very closely, independent poll story, your think tank institute in McLean, Virginia, which is run entirely by orphans.

Yes, it is. I wanted to give them something to do. Yes, exactly. Because I hit them. To be fair, they had it coming. They certainly did. It is an amazing strategy, you know, to be so absurd, no one will believe you. By the way, the whole, like, I know trans surgeries in prison is not popular,

but you imagine if you're in prison and your cellmate comes back with a vagina? That's a lottery win. Yeah, it's like that scene in Animal House where the kid is on the bed, and the cheerleader lands on his bed. He goes, thank you, God. Yeah. So that should be an incentive for good behavior.

Exactly. That visual, like, oh, come on in. Come on in. Yeah. Oh, hi. I'm out of breath. Okay. Jim Norton. Say steel. Tyrus. Cat, Tim.

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