Gutfeld! Monologues - Dems Attempting To Rebuild

Episode Date: May 28, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Trump’s scathing post about Biden. Also, Greg roasts the democrat's “Grand Plan”. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Tucker Carlson said Ray Dalio is one of the world's smartest investors, but more important, he's likely the wisest. Make yourself read this book. That book is how countries go broke, the big cycle. In it, Dalio explains the mechanics behind big debt cycles, and what they mean for countries with big and increasing debts like the U.S. and what you should do to protect yourself. You can find it wherever books are sold,
Starting point is 00:00:24 or read a five-minute summary of the book at economic principles.org. That almost makes this worth it. Happy Tuesday, everyone. So on Memorial Day, President Trump veered off script during his speech with a scathing attack on Joe Biden. Man, I'm glad Joe isn't alive to hear this. Trump also posted this, quote, Happy Memorial Day to all,
Starting point is 00:00:59 including the scum that spent the last four years trying to destroy our country through warped radical left minds. Well, at least that was better than his Valentine's Day message where he wrote, Happy Valentine's Day to you,
Starting point is 00:01:17 including the fat loser bitches who didn't get me a card in the fifth grade. While getting off his plane, French president Macron was caught on video, getting shoved in the face by his wife. Macron's team said it wasn't what it looked like, while also denying that Macron's wife is Dr. Zayas. All I can say is man. Disgraced politician Anthony Wiener is trying for yet another comeback, this time running for New York City Council. If he wins, he'll already have gotten one sex off the streets. Good for him.
Starting point is 00:02:12 Hi, stay elect them all. The FBI will launch new probes into the cocaine discovered at the White House. A spokesman for Hunter Biden said he's looking forward to getting cleared and getting probed. Harvard professor was fired for making up data in research on dishonesty. Dr. Francesca Gino says she's never been dishonest, adding she's only being targeted because she's a black male. U.S. Olympic legend, Mary Lou Retton was arrested. for DUI in West Virginia. I know.
Starting point is 00:02:52 She blew a 0.08. Would have been a 0.09, but the cop was from East Germany. Finally, according to a new poll, voters were asked what animal represents each party? Republicans were seen as lions, whereas Democrats were seen as turtles and slugs. I can't believe they left out the cows. Said one group. Terrible. Moo, indeed.
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Starting point is 00:03:59 See mintmobile.com. All right. According to the New York Times, the Democrat Party is attempting a rebuild, which is like saying Pompeii needed a little tidying up. But I'd rebuild, too, if I were polling at 27%. That's not even half of Jasmine Crockett's IQ. So what does their grand plan entail? one, reassessing how to speak to voters and listen to them. But I guess they finally realize dead people's votes can only get you so far. They're also answering the tough policy questions like
Starting point is 00:04:30 should we be stricter on immigration, which is like Trady Gowdy asking, should I change barbers? Kind of looks like a ballpoint pen. But it wouldn't be a complete rebuild without facing their biggest hurdle. Men. Men. are leaving the party like it's a game of strip poker with the cast of 60 minutes. So the Dems have come up with a new $20 million project speaking with American men. Well, good luck there, kids. Dems look at your average straight dude like he's a raccoon overturning their garbage cans. A nuisance at best, and only weirdos let one into the house. But for us, we don't need a plan to understand men. Figuring out what a man is.
Starting point is 00:05:19 is easy. Protect my family, stop crime, and let me do my job. There, I did it for free. So they can't answer what is a man any more than they can answer what is a woman because they go hand in hand literally and figuratively. And Dems see both roles as oppressive. So let's state the obvious. A man is a creature literally built to defend his loved ones. But for the Dems, that's oppressive because it implies weapons and boundaries that cannot be crossed. Meanwhile, all of their soft on crime legislation penalizes that innate drive. No real man walks with his children by a drug-addled street without his fist clenched around his keys. I actually carry a kill-me book with me. It drives people away like mace. A man also prides himself on work and achievement,
Starting point is 00:06:11 but that means courage and risk two traits redefined as toxic. The Dems mock a man who rescued astronauts from space and cheer for Katie Perry, the worst spaceship passenger since alien. Then for men, there's women, and I mean real women. We love them. But even that simple fact is now undermined by Democrats who say that anything in a dress is a woman. At least that leaves out Hillary. No real man can stand this bullshit. And so the Dems are trying to appeal to some type of person that exists only in their head. And boy, that person must be really lonely in there. But that person that they define as a man isn't one at all.
Starting point is 00:06:53 It's an emasculated figment. That's how you end up pushing a marshmallow like Tim Walts as your epitome of manliness when he's just a clump of fake virtues and effeminate tics. Even the media admits the Dems have lost the dudes. Here's Jake Tapper talking about his son. my son is now 15 years old and he's a gamer he's a football fan starting linebacker on his varsity football team the democratic party has no way of communicating with him they have no entree into his world that's good i mean the dems have no idea how to communicate with a 50 year old boy that's supposed to be
Starting point is 00:07:38 bad? No, the problem, Jake, is to think any party should be communicating with anyone at that age. It shouldn't just be perverts who get a restraining order from kids. It should be politicians and activists, too. Because that's where the problems start when you politicize parts of life that should never, ever be politicized. So the Democrats want change, but they want to use a scalpel when they really need a wrecking ball. It's not simply that Dems turn off men because they're too moralizing. It's way bigger than that. No, it's that they believe men can have babies and women can have dicks. It's simple as that. I mean, men can pretty much put up with anything. We're not that political. We like cars, girls, and pizza. And this isn't what we want when we ask for
Starting point is 00:08:25 beer nuts. And when we sense that we aren't wanted, like at the Democratic Party, we'll leave. But there's a line you can't cross. It's with our families. And once you cross it, it's going to be you who has to move. The problem for you, the only direction, is down. Let's welcome here. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon Music app.
Starting point is 00:09:01 Hey, I'm Trey Gowdy host of the Trey Gowdy podcast. I hope you will join me every Tuesday. Thursday as we navigate life together and hopefully find ourselves a little bit better on the other side. Listen and follow now at Fox Newspodcast.com.

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