Gutfeld! Monologues - Dems Blame Colbert Cancellation On "Fascism"

Episode Date: July 22, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld, Greg mocks the liberal elites who are claiming Colbert got canceled due to fascism. Greg calls out Democrats for claiming everything is fascist, while ignoring real fascism around the world. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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It was fascism. That, according to all the Democrats currently, white nighting for him. Because you recall from history class, the first thing Adolf Hitler did was cancel late night with Shecky von Bismarck. But they never get that the free market means exactly that. Free to fire someone who's stinking up a market.

Like they took a dump in the produce section. That show, his show was like the dope who maxes out his credit card because he thinks the stripper really like. You got two jokes for the price of one. But that's not fascism, that's math. But for the left, math is what happens to other people, which is why Cretans like Chris Murphy are panicking, like Hunter Biden when his dealer's phone goes right to voicemail.

But are we on the precipice of entering a censorship state? We are on the precipice of entering a censorship state. in which Donald Trump is using the powers of the federal government in order to erase criticism from the airwaves. Stephen Colbert didn't get thrown off the air because he wasn't doing well. Why's he doing that on the toilet? Dude, you're a politician and you're taking a dump while doing this? He's got to prove that he didn't. He's taking a dump.

All right, so it's true. Colbert didn't cancel because he wasn't doing well. it was because he was doing horrendously. But even Rosie got the news between feeding times. What's going on with Stephen Colbert, right? One of the most brilliant minds we've ever had in comedy. CBS decided to give in to the blackmail that Donald Trump forced them to. There's not enough Guinness in Dublin to turn her into a three.

there's a lot of Guinness and double I've been there and others are ready to eulogize free speech if you don't think we are under a regime with an authoritarian strategy then you are bugging this is not just a media story it's a free speech funeral in slow motion

this has not been a great week for free speech and speaking truth to power. A funeral, please. A funeral would get more laughs. Colbert should have started his monologues with my condolences. But the left's political class kept piling on Liz, Warren, Adam, Schiff, Tim Waltz, Hakeem Jeffries. Jesus, I could feel my IQ plummeting just by listing those names. Thank God, AOC wasn't in there, or I would have flatlined.

And now the Writers Guild of America wants an investigation into the cancellation. Somehow that killing a bad show is criminal. Hey, Writers Guild, you know what's criminal? Churning out garbage like the big bang theory and how I met your mother. They should have combined those two shows and called it how I banged your mother. So why don't these elites freak out

when working Americans lose their jobs, non-federal workers who bring value to the economy, not dying institutions that bleed money serving their agenda? It's weird how they only take. pride in things that are subsidized. Crap that doesn't require actual success to survive. They think Colbert is a government program.

Who cares if it costs a lot and it sucks. It made them feel good to know it was there. But don't you dare touch it because that's fascism. Because to them, everything is fascists, except, you know, actual fascism. You know, Cuba, Venezuela, China, all the places where Tim Walts or Bernie Sanders consider great honeymoon spots. All those regimes crushed to see. jail opposition and murder journalists.

That's the fascism that these bags ignore. But a smug millionaire loses his desk and fake skyline, and it's the death of democracy. Hell, that desk costs more than my whole staff, and we still keep beating them in the ratings. The fact that CBS was losing millions,

but kept him on the air, is the very definition of propaganda. When a business puts aside the bottom line for the message instead, well, you know what they say. If it walks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, but it eats like an elephant, it's probably Joy Behar. Let's welcome to our Dutch Guz. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts.

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