Gutfeld! Monologues - Dems’ Doomsday Excuse

Episode Date: June 18, 2026

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That energy just now. We've got so much fun ahead. Good evening, everyone. In Chicago, an Asian college student has admitted to burning a cross to protest Donald Trump. And in typical fashion, did it while maintaining a perfect 4.0. The student was arrested after investigators were suspicious when he initially blamed the crew Crux Kran. Oh, racist would say. J.D. Vance has been on a media tour promoting his book about Catholicism, and last year he said that he hopes his Hindu wife Usha converts to Christianity. And now there is hope. Once Usha saw her husband on the view, she no longer believes cows are sacred. But the vice president did a great job on the view yesterday, but it was the secret service who performed so bravely by jumping in front of JD every time Whoopie broke wind. An Indonesian man was found barely alive after wandering lost in a mountain forest for three years.

The amazing part, he passed another man who asked him for directions. Sean Penn, the actor, is making a January 6th movie, and the film has already been rated IQ 13. Bradley Cooper is playing a Capitol cop, and guess who's playing the Capitol? During an event in New York City, Hillary Clinton criticized Joe Biden's decision to run again in 2024. She said, I blame myself for not strangling him first. And finally, a German man has assembled the world's largest Lego sausage. And I know just where to put it, said one man. What do you expect?

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Sound familiar? Yep, it's the same envy-driven poison we've heard from the left. And primarily, the dude whose chest screams Gestapo, while his beard screams village people. Both these fanatics and Grant Platner seethed with hatred for Jews, the rich,

and capitalism. Basically, anyone or anything that's been successful, that's why you don't see them railing against Jim Acosta. And yet the Dems still support the Nazi tattooed Graham who's been accused of everything from insulting dead soldiers to mocking teen suicide. Why? Because they want to win,

which leads us to their strategy for defending him. They'll say if Platter loses, then the Republicans would still hold the Senate, which means the Supreme Court will become more right wing, and millions of innocent women and children will die, which is the same filter of existential crisis they use on everything. If you believe Trump's a danger to life as we know it, then it justifies anything, like voting for a creep with a Nazi tattoo. Now, if you truly believe it's either platinum or the

end of the world, I get it. But I know the Dems don't believe that because they use the same doomsday defense on everything. You keep using a gas stove. The ice caps will melt and the world will end. If we check ID before voting, we will return to Jim Crow. or worse slavery. January 6, remember, worse than 9-11. And the COVID virus will kill both young and old unless you have the natural immunity

of a packed BLM rally. If you keep reading Kill Mead's books, your IQ will plummet. Okay, they were right on that one. And of course, they justified electing a president with spam for brains who couldn't find his way off a stage with a Waze app.

Because a world with Trump was worse. Fact is, the Dems never say, eh, the world's going to be fine if we lose this one. Now, what if you don't believe the end is nigh, but still vote for Platner? That means you don't think he's a toxic male, or you don't care. Which means your authority on matters of misogyny

no longer carry any weight. So when you scream about a fighter calling a First Lady a man, we don't care. When you bring up Trump's so-called treatment of women, it falls on deaf ears. And when you condemn me for wearing a speedo at my job review, No longer resonates. So Plattenor's support relies on the scusiest reason of all that you know there's no existential crisis,

and you know Platon's a creep, but you will still back him because he's a Democrat. And let's be real, that's exactly what 99% of the party hacks are doing. And the entire Power Mad Left has built a sick little framework to excuse it. So if you're a Democrat, ponder this. Your party needs you to believe it's the end of the world. So you'll vote for their awful, awful ideas, which when you really think about it should be the reason to never vote for them ever again. I mean, if someone says the world's going to end unless you go home with me, would you buy that? Hell, it's never worked for me.

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