Gutfeld! Monologues - Dems Latest Socialist Star

Episode Date: August 4, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld!, is Rosie O’Donnell making a comeback on “The View”? Meanwhile, Democrats have a new socialist star, Francesca Hong. Greg has all the details you won’t want to miss!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

All right, you know, you're starting to scare me. Good evening, everyone. Good evening. That was not meant to be answered. So anyway, big news. Rosie O'Donnell will be back on the view. They were going to break out the red carpet, but Joy Behar thought it was a fruit roll-up and ate it. Over the weekend, a naked guy jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge and survived.

and you'll never guess who tried to catch him. Thankfully, the man was pulled from the East River and returned to his seat next to his wife. During a CNN interview, Dana Bash got into a wild shouting match with RFK Jr. She looked like such a deer in the headlights, RFK tried to eat her. Over the weekend, the new Spider-Man movie made $355 million. Meanwhile, a GoFundMe was started to help Supergirl

pay her rent. Speaking of, an entire theater showing Spider-Man had to be evacuated due to one audience member's horrible farts. Turns out he was also a superhero. Just an average guy bitten by a radioactive Jerry Nadler. Zoran Mamdani wants prisons to feature gourmet farm-to-table dining. Worse, he's installing a kiss cam in the prison showers. A Florida evangelist was kicked off in Alaska Airlines flight for holding a sermon and prayer on the plane before it took off.

In her defense, she had seen the woman pilot. James Carville made a video letting everyone know he's recovering from surgery. Doctors say his tail will grow back in no time. And finally, a portrait of President Trump made of horse poop has sold for $1,800 in Canada. Not to be outdone, Joe Biden's poop. made into a horse sold for $18,000. Enough poop jokes. I kid.

There'll never be enough. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. So the Democrats' big tent reveals another nutbag. Francesca Hong, a dem socialist in the Wisconsin's governor of race. Her long past of radical tweets was unearthed this week. And I love unearthed tweets, for there are a snapshot of what they really thought before it mattered. The transformation since then, always remarkable. It's like when I recently found out that I had dated Rachel Maddow for three years in high school.

Thank you. Hong once called to cancel Thanksgiving, claiming it celebrates colonialism. Great, cancel Thanksgiving. What's left in November? Besides Bill Hemmer's birthday. He always asks for the same thing. And he knows I won't do that. wash his car.

During COVID, Hong told fellow Asians they were anti-black and benefited from white privilege, which is nuts, since it's us whiteies who copy off their homework. She once referred to women as birthing bodies, which we all know is untrue. They're Make Me a Sandwich Bodies. Of course, she also wants to abolish ICE, the Senate, the police. In fact, she's so radical, even she realizes how crazy she sounds, which is why, with the election nearing, she wants to evolve.

It's going to be very easy for people to put up on the board and say, you said, abolish the Senate, defund the police, abolish the police. And why should they not believe that you would want to do that, that you would try to do that if you became governor? I believe that people can evolve.

We meet Trump voters from previous elections who now would like to vote for me, who have a sign in their yard. So who needs to evolve? The voter or you? The governor cannot defund the police, and I won't defund the police. police. And yet, here's the tweet that says otherwise. I mean, it's right there, lady. It's funny how

Dems always evolve come election time. Sorry, you can't be trans when it comes to politics. You can't say I was a Democratic socialist, but now I'm sane to vote for me because when they win, the old version magically reappears. Meanwhile, the Dems tell you it's no big deal. Democratic Socialists winning across the country. And you've heard a lot of people say that if you're not going to just kind of fit in nicely with the Democratic establishment, you shouldn't be a Democrat. Well, maybe the converse is true. Maybe the democratic establishment should begin to understand they are way, way out of touch. I want to ask you specifically about a new ad that we saw from a Republican candidate, Mike Rogers, trying to paint this idea, this fear of communism and socialism in Michigan.

You know, that is a lot of political noise. Hmm, just noise. Well, you know what noise is? It's the sounds from orphan's stomachs when they watch me eat their care packages. Then there's the media desperately trying to help the beleaguered Democrats. Let's start with the socialists. Okay. That nobody's talking about. Here you have Republicans, small government Republicans running up the biggest deficits,

the biggest debt ever, crippling this country, the biggest spending ever, the biggest socialized schemes. they point at a radical fringe group in the Democratic Party and claim, oh, this is what Democrats are doing, they're socialists. And yet, you actually have Republicans practicing socialism. That's not socialism. It's a deficit. And Joe, didn't you just say the Dems must reject socialism? I guess his opinions shift depending on how hard Mika decides to squeeze his nuts.

Thank you. Thoughtful commentary. So don't be fooled, the Dems offer no resistance. In fact, they're welcoming it and call it a big tent, but there's no big tent if there's no shared consensus based on real principles. Instead, it's an open field. And in came the termites that will devour the tent poles until it collapses. But it was the Dems decades of cowardice that said the party is here for the taking. It's not just that we welcome your insane values.

It's that we don't protect our own. It's not just an open-door policy. it's a signal to come right in and take over. Because if they did value their values, wouldn't they defend them? It's like a husband or wife who asks their spouse if they can have an open relationship. Nothing says you value your marriage like asking your wife if you can bang her sister. Joe. But what's the Democrat Party sound like?

No barrier to entry and no requirement once you're in to assimilate? The party is a victim to their own border strategy. Under Joe, the border was erased. The wall halted. If you hate us, come on in and bring sectarian violence with you. And that created a steady flow of transplanted activists ready to exploit our freedoms for their own subversive agenda. So don't expect these socialists to suddenly unite with Dems over core values. You've seen these people.

It's joined the revolution or get canceled. They don't assimilate to you. You assimilate to them. So that's your big tent. but it's more like a circus tent, where soon you'll be seeing old Democrats shot out of a cannon. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show,

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