Gutfeld! Monologues - Dems Plan to Win Back Young Men

Episode Date: October 9, 2025

As seen on Guteld! CNN’s Kaitlan Collins exposes what Trump staffers fear most. Plus, Greg weighs in on the Democrats' strategy to attract young men. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Thank you. Thank you. All right, all right, right. Thank you. All right. And on your way out, don't forget to help yourself to the bucket of cradads. Happy Wednesday, everyone. So CNN's Caitlin Collins revealed staffers secretly dread traveling with President Trump because he does not sleep.

Conversely, Biden's staffers dreaded traveling. with Joe because he does not wipe. It's day eight of the government shutdown. It's getting scary. They're already considering getting a backup generator for Mitch McConnell. They say the shutdown could cost the economy approximately $15 billion a week. To put that in perspective, that's $15 billion more than Kill Mead's book sales. Yeah. Yeah. After receiving criticism for height shaming, AOC now claims she actually loves short people.

In fact, she's hiding three of them in her ass. It's a compliment. KFC is once again offering its original honey barbecue flavor. In a related story, a guest who just bought four metric tons of napkins. According to a new study, our brains only have the capacity to deal with 150 friends. Well, you still have 149 to go, Jesse. I counted his wife as a friend. Not the kids, though.

They hate them. And Ohio Zoo is asking the public to name its newborn baby rhino. You know, ABC did the same thing after they adopted five new dairy cows. Never fails. Why stop? J.B. Pritzker says President Trump deploying troops to Chicago is due to his obsessive fixations. Yeah, this from the guy who every time he steps on a crack,

he has to eat a pizza. Meanwhile, Trump says Pritzker and Chicago mayor Brandon Johnson should be in jail. Yeah. But, but, but. But why those two? Well, in case Pritzker gets hungry. And finally, James Comey was arraigned today regarding federal charges of lying to Congress.

You know, just for fun, they should give him this many days. Yeah. Yeah. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. It's Will Tain Country. Watch it live at. noon Eastern Monday through Thursday at Fox News.com or on the Fox News YouTube channel.

And don't miss the show. Listen and follow the podcast five days a week at Fox News Podcasts.com or wherever you download your favorite podcasts. So apparently Democrats have a new plan to win back young men. And it's not inventing a time machine to undo the last eight years where dudes wore moos and a dead guy was elected president. The party is testing everything from beer ads to left-wing influencers. In other words, they're trying to rebrand a bad product instead of putting out a good one.

They're even trying something called gym outreach. Yeah, gym outreach, which, by the way, was my stage name when I made those films to pay my way through community college. Those were the days. Democrat operatives are paying left-leaning fitness influencers to create online content. Think about that. They're paying guys to pretend that they're masculine liberals. And here I thought that was what Hollywood. was for.

But the same guys who called physical fitness white supremacy now pretend that they like the bench press. Finally, a transition that doesn't make you cut anything off except the carbs. But give the Dem some credit, at least they're finally

recognizing that their typical male supporter is a smelly life support system for a man bun. I mean, you know you're in trouble when you're Rambo is Beto, O'Rourke. And if this is your party's answer to Clint Eastwood, no wonder Democrat men start menstruating. And this is your action hero?

He banged the first girl who ever talked to him. And she did it because she was a spy. Now, it's good they're hitting. the gym, but we do it for ourselves, not for political advantage. There's a difference there. Republicans go because we like work, we like strength, we like winning, we like women doing lunges and Lulu Lemons. And look, I mean, look at me, you think all this happens without hours at the gym? Shout out to my personal trainer, Seth. Yeah. Don't wait up. But once again, And Trump is lifting up Americans, including his opponents.

Guys that look like David Hogg, or a hog, period, are going to the gym now just to beat Trump. But this gym, it could be a doorway to the logic of hard work. Maybe the left won't resent people that succeed if they see what happens when they succeed. How soon before they discover other healthy habits like proper hygiene and not eating your body weight in bare claws? And it's helping female Democrats, too, who now realize that a guy who looks like Pete Hegseth and can carry the groceries is far more preferable to their soy-flavored emotional support animals

whose idea of pleasing a woman in the bedroom is to vacuum it. Of course, you're going to have to know exactly what a woman is or dudes will split because young men, they like young women too, a lot, especially the ones without penises. So change is afoot. Suddenly the Dems are like, wait, these Republican guys are strong and confident. Maybe we overcorrected.

A little toxicity is kind of hot. And maybe being a helpless perpetual whiner isn't the path to happiness. We call that growth. And the first step is admitting you were wrong. The second step is admitting you were wrong again because I never get tired of hearing it. But also, why not unblock?

your conservative loved ones and admit that they're not Hitler, even those with an undescended testicle. You know, so not right. I storm all. If Katie Porter didn't beat me to it. I'll be finished in a little bit, young man. Thank you very much. And even if the liberal's fitness is driven by politics, who cares, they'll soon discover testosterone.

Then along with it, logic and reason and poof, they're wearing khakis and voting Republican. In fact is, you can't, hold your applause, do we meet later? Fact is, you can't be into fitness and into socialism, gender ideology, or open borders. There is no redistribution at the gym. You can't take someone else's well-earned muscles. And you can't tell everyone that your scrawny biceps identify as 20 pythons. And you can't work out at a good gym unless you're a member. member. But that's the hidden genius of Trump. He doesn't just to make America great again. He makes

his enemies better too. By leaving the left in the dust, he's raised the bar, which has forced them to start lifting it. Let's welcome. Here he is. Listen ad free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad free on the Amazon on Music app.