Gutfeld! Monologues - Dems' Socialism Problem

Episode Date: July 30, 2026

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True. Okay. Replace the President's. and Supreme Court as we now know them. Yep. Abolish ICE. Absolutely. Abolish borders and give amnesty

to anyone currently in the U.S. illegally. As a long-term plan, yep. Defund the Pentagon. Absolutely. Abolish prisons, at least in large part. Yeah, again, as part of a long-term program, yeah. Okay, so no prisons. Government or public ownership of most large corporations.

Yeah, absolutely. Ooh, I'm starting to think DSA doesn't stand for Democratic Socialists of America, but dumb, stupid assholes. But at least they're telling you exactly what they want. Unlike Dems, who, when elections loom, suddenly sound as middle of the road as Paul Pelosi's car. Then once they win, it's back to the rancid crap that leads to boners in women's locker rooms. But the problem with national exposure, people start asking questions, and even the socialist don't want to call themselves socialist anymore.

It's got more stink on it than Leah Thomas's jockstrap. I know. Listen to Michigan Senate candidate Abdul-Salaiyad at a debate this week. I'm a doctor and a scientist. When it comes to the question of socialism, I'm not a socialist. I'm just a capitalist who understands how capitalism works. Yeah, if he's a capitalist, Jerry Nadler, moonlights at Chippendales.

More like chipping whales. Don't get me started. El Saeed wants Medicare for all, wealth taxes, and the government running half the economy, a platform that's more to the left than Bill Clinton's crooked hog. So even the socialists don't want to be called socialist because for their awful stuff to become real, they have to hide it from you. But to do that, socialism has to drive under the speed limit. Keep a low profile, wear a disguise.

But Dems are realizing that American people can see through it. Abolish prisons, abolish the border, abolish the presidency, abolish the Pentagon. I mean, these are crazy people. The DSA and that agenda is laid out does not play anywhere. These are views that are, I think, represented by a very, small amount of individuals that are not represented of the Democratic Party at large. They better speak truth to its most extreme base.

Are they going to let a small faction of radicals drive more people toward Donald Trump? Oh, shut up. I got to say, ever since that stroke, Fetterman is a total brainiac. Hell, maybe Fauci can figure out how to give all Democrats strokes. Even their house reptile, James Carville, stood up on his hot, to call the socialist little white turds. Though he may have been describing what he leaves behind after eating a dozen mice. But they aren't wrong. It's too bad, though. It's their fault. The DSA are telling you exactly what the Dems have always wanted. Higher taxes, more government, abolish law and order.

The Dems pretend they're not them, but I remember them saying, defund the police and defending open borders. And have you meant one that isn't for high taxes? Hell, class warfare is the only class they have. But the DSA's bluntness and urgency reveals socialism's bottom line, which the Dems tried to hide by going slower, that it can't exist without force. You need government aggression to dampen aspirations to achieve. Socialism can't let those dreams roam freely. But in America, we're allergic to force. It's why capitalism fits. It doesn't need a movement.

It has flaws, sure, but it embraces human nature. It doesn't fight it. And it rewards people who work hard, whether it's small business owners or the preteens who make Gutfeld merchandise. You better not be up. Socialism, on the other hand, has to be sold as a fight against oppression that you're a victim, while it erases its history of death and suffering.

But even the oppression narrative is anti-American. for its followers must accept that they're losers. I mean, who thinks of themselves as oppressed? It's almost as bad as thinking that you couldn't get a picture ID. But that's how leftism works, convincing voters that they're helpless. Thankfully, Americans don't see themselves that way. Well, at least the ones that watch this show. We never think of ourselves as losers,

so we don't need a stupid, paternalistic government to run our lives. We know we can do better, and for now we have the freedom to do so. And it's up to us, not the government, to do it. That's real freedom. But that's also where the flaw is, our freedom, and our enemies know you can use a free system to destroy the system. A free system by its own nature can never silence ideas bent on ending it. It can only fight them. And because the Dems avoided that fight for so long, they're now being devoured from within and they might be lost. I can't say I'll miss them. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts.

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