Gutfeld! Monologues - Dems Willing To Get Shot When Visiting I.C.E .Facilities
Episode Date: July 9, 2025As seen on Gutfeld, Dems are willing to get violent in their cause to stop President Trump and his policies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...
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So, monologue time.
House Democrats are claiming that their base is so angry that they're demanding a disregard for American institutions, even the rule of law.
One voter even wanted Democrat lawmakers to be willing to get shot when visiting ICE facilities.
Finally, something we can all agree on.
I kid.
But that's how you know when your party's f***,
when you hope your leaders get lead poisoning.
One lawmakers said their own base thinks resistance to Trump is so futile
that there needs to be blood.
And they're tired of waiting for Tim Walts' time of the month.
So after years of lies from Trump is Hitler to Jasmine Crockett can read,
they've worked themselves into a frenzy saying,
Trump's got to be stopped by force.
So as if given orders from above,
a gunman in tactical gear opened fire
on Border Patrol agents in Texas.
Agents returned fire, and the shooter is deader
than the elastic in Jerry Nadler's underpants.
But a local police officer was hit and is in stable condition.
Democrats say, we won't know a motive,
unless, of course, we find out he's Republican.
Meanwhile, 10 people now face charges
after a planned ambush on an ice facility,
an ice facility in Alvarado, Texas, intending to kill ice corrections officers.
There, up to 12 people in black military-style clothing began shooting fireworks at the facility.
In Portland on Friday, anti-ice protests ended ugly as protesters clashed with officers.
Of course, this year, we've seen Tesla's burned after the Dems made Elon the new Hitler.
In L.A., Dems turned a blind eye as cars were torched and concrete was hurled onto police cars on the freeway.
Instead, they called on ICE agents to remove their masks,
when they should be asking Nancy Pelosi to keep hers on.
But storming a New Jersey ice facility,
crashing a news conference,
or throwing rocks at ice vans,
just another day for the party.
Luckily, a lot of them throw like bitches.
So what's the Dem leadership doing?
Well, here's Hakeem Jeffries, the House Minority Leader,
posing with a baseball bat,
Vowing to push back against Trump's legislation.
Well, that's one player they'll never have to test for steroids.
Hakeem posing with a baseball bat is about as believable as AOC posing at the library.
But you think the Dems would have learned after Trump's near assassinations
that demonization can lead to death.
Or maybe that is the lesson they learned and they liked it.
And if your party's a failed institution, why not bring on the violence?
So imagine you're one of America.
America's enemies. You've got to be thrilled with your 10-year plan to destroy America. It's right on schedule. First, you radicalize the segment of society exploiting the egos of elite campus activists. Then you made the idea of a border, a toxic symptom of Western imperialism. You created a mass invasion flooding the country with millions of unknowns. And now you've got actual citizens waging war against its own system. It's funny, though, I don't think any of our global enemies could have pulled this one off.
I bet they're wondering who did.
Perhaps we're the first country to create its own existential enemy.
And true, the right will always be better armed and better at using those arms.
But unlike the left, we don't see violence as an acceptable political remedy.
It's why the only gun used on Jan 6th was by a Democrat cop on an unarmed protester.
Fact is, the left views everything as a power struggle between oppressed and oppressor.
And they believe there are no limits when fighting the oppressor.
So the Dems were right when they warned about threats against democracy and political violence.
They just didn't say it was coming from them.
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