Gutfeld! Monologues - Deportations and Perverts

Episode Date: August 26, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Tyrus sits in for Greg.  Kilmar Abrego Garcia is facing another deportation and the glute-sniffing pervert strikes again. Tyrus breaks down the details. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tucker Carlson said Ray Dalio is one of the world's smartest investors, but more important, he's likely the wisest. Make yourself read this book. That book is how countries go broke, the big cycle. In it, Dalio explains the mechanics behind big debt cycles, and what they mean for countries with big and increasing debts like the U.S. and what you should do to protect yourself. You can find it wherever books are sold,

or read a five-minute summary of the book at economic principles.org. Thank you. They're hot for you, Mackey. What it is. I'm Tyrus, in for Greg, the little guy, on the special edition of Gutfeld. Let's welcome tonight's guest. He was once voted, sexiest man in a woman's prison, comedian Joe Mackey. His food's delicious and his takes are vicious.

Chef and restaurant owner Andrew Gruel. He inspired many kids not to follow their dreams. Founder of Studio TST.com, Michael Lotus. She gives Lib's fits and people love staring at her glasses. Host of the Kennedy Saves the World Podcast, Kennedy. All right, before we get to some of the stories, let's do some jokes. Kilmar-Abrego Garcia is now facing deportation again. Just three more deportations, and he gets a free subway sandwich.

Three more. A men's event in Brooklyn, New York City Memorial candidate Zohon, Mom Donnie, failed to bench press 135 pounds. In his defense, he was on his period. Meanwhile, Riley Gaines bench pressed 165 pounds to show up, Mom Donnie. Nice. But not to be outdone, Leah Thomas put up 166. With her penis. Oh, we got a penis crowd tonight.

All right, cool. My favorite. An English woman just celebrated her 116th birthday, making her the world's oldest living person. She celebrated, as you would expect, by kicking Zora and Mommy Donnie's ass in a bench press contest. Literally. Madonna's 29-year-old boyfriend has reportedly convinced her she doesn't need all those fillers in her face. He also convinced her to keep her bedroom pitch black at all times.

Despite the recent cancellation of Stephen Colbert's late show, Lauren Michaels says Seth Myers is safe at NBC. I guess it makes it official. Lauren Michaels is f***-seenile. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. Mint is still $15 a month for premium wireless. And if you haven't made the switch yet, here are 15 reasons why.

you should. One, it's $15 a month. Two, seriously, it's $15 a month. Three, no big contracts. Four, I use it. Five, my mom uses it. Are you, are you playing me off? That's what's happening, right? Okay. Give it a try at mintmobile.com slash switch. Up front payment of $45 for three month plan. Fifteen dollars per month equivalent required. New customer offer first three months only. Then full price plan options available. Taxes and fees extra. See mintmobile.com. The Burbank butt sniffing pervert has been arrested yet again. Despite being busted last month. Talk about a crack addiction. In a related story, Greg will be off tomorrow. Send your bail checks to Fox. A suspect was arrested for trying to burglarize Lionel Richie's Beverly Hills home. This after police searched for him all night long. And they only found him after he kept shouting, hello?

Is it me you're looking for? And they searched and they searched. Turns out he was dancing on the ceiling. I'm going to stop there. And finally, a 27-year-old virgin is refusing to kiss before marriage saying a smooch could quickly lead to sex. Hey, wait a second.

Joe, you're not 27. If you are, you're the most shot out 27-year-old I've ever seen my Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast Plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show Add-Free on the Amazon music app. Hey, I'm Trey Gowdy host of the TradeGatty podcast.

I hope you will join me every Tuesday and Thursday as we navigate life together and hopefully find ourselves a little bit better on the other side. Listen and follow now at Fox Newspodcast.com.