Gutfeld! Monologues - Does VP Harris Need Notes To Generate Quotes?

Episode Date: August 31, 2024

As seen on Gutfeld!, Host of The FOX News True Crime Podcast, Emily Compagno, FOX News Contributor Kat Timpf, Host of The Wise Men Podcast Tyrus, and Comedian Rich Voss discuss Vice President Kamala Harris' lack of an ability to answer questions without a script.    Plus, Gutfeld roasts the reading habits of Vice President Kamala Harris and Minnesota Governor Tim Walz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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but not without bringing her running mate Tim Walz. But we get it. As a former football coach, Wals will know when to take her out at the first sign of traumatic brain injury. Plus, Wals will be there in case she needs to use the ladies' room, and she'll be there in case he also needs to use the ladies' room. Meanwhile, according to a report, Kamala's team, demanded she be allowed to sit during the presidential debate. But Trump has to be on a peloton engulfed in a swarm of bees. But believe it or not, her team did request that she be allowed to have notes, which was denied,

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the next flight to Tokyo. So if you ever want to know if you're on the right side of things, take a look at the adults on the other side. According to a recent report from USA Today, 238 Republican staffer signed a letter endorsing Kamala Harris. The letter claims that another Trump presidency would irreparably damage our beloved democracy. And although they disagree with the Dems, the alternative is simply untenable. The staffers worked for McCain, George W. Bush, Mitt Romney, meaning the same people who were also once deemed a threat to democracy by the Dems. How quickly the stupid forget. So how is it that 238 genuine conservatives are so offended they're fleeing the GOP to glom onto the most liberal presidential candidate of our lifetimes?

A lady unburdened by the weight of brain cells. A woman so left, she's left reality. I mean, this is a crackpot who bailed out violent felons, wants to tax money you haven't made yet, while also demanding that you pay for inmate's sex changes. If she got any nuttier, you could feed her to an elephant. But the answer, as ever, is one word, Trump. And it trumps everything. It's never policy because they never mention it.

Instead, they prattle on about nebulous fears while catering to a party that imports killers and rapists because apparently ours aren't up to the job. And they wrote a similar letter in 2020. So how'd that work out? We know. It's like being circumcised with a spork for the past four years. We could go through the list of disasters from the border to Afghanistan, crime, inflation, not to mention the odd staffing decisions. So shouldn't these truth tellers at least admit their endorsement came at a cost?

Or could it be it didn't cost them at all? They got a payoff. The media's strange new respect. Invitations to cocktail parties previously off limits. A guest spot on CNN. sniffing Jim Acosta's farts. And so after four years a left-wing lunacy, they went and did it again as if nothing happened in between. And you know it's not about policy. Hell, even Harris is stealing Trump's positions. Instead, it's that he refused to do it their way.

So in a way, it's like suing the doctor who saved your life because he shaved your head to cut the tumor out. So now they're on the war path like Liz Warren at a Columbus Day parade. You know, it's no question these Republicans took similar abuse from the left that Trump takes now. Every day, George W. Bush was called a war criminal.

They deemed Romney a bigot, a cracker who'd put blacks back in chains. And there's McCain, who was loved by the media until he ran against Obama. Then he became the old reactionary bigot who'd bomb Iran and caused World War III. It's obvious these Republicans are more full of s than a hotel toilet at an IBS convention.

They're really just swamp rats terrified of the orange monster because he flipped the script. When Trump came along, nothing went according to plan. Republican or Democrat, there's an approved way of doing these things, approved pipelines to produce candidates, and Trump unclogged that pipeline with a fire hose filled with X-Lax. No wonder they act like they got their prostates punched by Mike Tyson. But remember, the Dems may be able to capture 238 drones, but Trump got a Tulsi and an RFK Jr. And that's a trade that I will take any day. Because those two, thank you. Because those two aren't just signing letters. They're putting themselves out there, offering ideas and discussing

solutions, people who are like Trump willing to break the mold. So if you're truly radical, a rebel in the purest sense, how can you not do the same? You know, they sued Trump. They tried to arrest him. They tried to kill him. They changed laws and the ways we voted to prevent him from winning. They shamed, targeted in hoax, not just him, but also his supporters. What does that tell you? He's scary, scarier than a court-ordered orgy with a view. So this is the moment when you ask, Do you want to join a petition of or a pirate ship full of scary people?

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He looks like the kind of guy who broke your uncle's legs over a gambling debt. Comedian Rich Voss. She's got a kid in her belly, and her office is smelly. New York Times bestselling author, and he keeps the actual Statue of Liberty on his dashboard. New York Times, bestselling author, comedian, and former NBA, which NBA Tyra. Kamala wanted notes for debate. So, Rich, this is interesting.

A senior Trump advisor says Kamala's team wanted to be able to use like a cheat sheet for the upcoming news debate. The Harris campaign source says that's not true, but given the other things they asked for, it sounds like they're not too confident in her. Do you use cheat sheets when you're on stage? You know, I think that is so ridiculous that no, I don't use, even if I'm doing new material, I just work it out. But, you know, these debates on balance, you know, when the moderators, basically her campaign manager, you know, doing softball questions, you know, should children go hungry, you know, and then to Trump, what were your legal fees, you know, so I don't think, and whenever they go for a big interview, they're giving the question, they're not taking hardball questions. I heard Biden on a major radio show, and I didn't ask him what's going on. Ukraine, Israel, Detroit, whatever. You know what I'm saying?

Which is a nice place if you're a bullet. But anyhow, that's where I stand, and I stand corrected. Kat, she's also bringing a plus one to her interview on Thursday, Walt. bringing basically her sugar daddy politically, not literally, you sick people. I also don't understand how he would be her political sugar daddy either. I don't either. Okay, good, you're making sure. Yes.

I mean, the fact, to me, the fact that it's taken, I'm still hung up, I'm sorry, on the phrase first interview. Yes. This is, yeah, that's true. November's not that far away. Yeah. There was a lot of signs, as many of us pointed out, that Joe didn't seem to be able to probably go the distance of four more years. We were all called horrible names for pointing that out.

Then all of a sudden, he drops out and whatever, and then she's still, she's a media manufactured thing at this point. And I think that the fact that this is already, this is the first one, this should be the first of many. That's what I'm more concerned about than the little details. I want to see more of her. but I think that her team, sadly, is smarter than that. Because she's not the best at talking.

It would be good if she showed up with Montel Williams. That would be an MS-3. A lot of questions would be there. Here, look, the cheat is on, okay? They did this for Hillary. They gave her the questions. They have so much lack of respect for her long-term memory. that they want her to have notes because they're afraid even giving her the questions in the back

and going over it on the dry race board five or six times that she'll go out there and forget or get them mixed up. Wouldn't it be hilarious if she was answering the questions for the other question when they asked her the first question but she answers the second question? Like, what is your foreign policy? Well, as far as the Green New Deal goes, what needs to happen is oh, no, no, no wait. Okay. I've done that. What would be unburdened, yes, but we know why you did this. that. And we took the quailudes away from you and you've been great ever since. That was for you. But yeah, she's, they're trying to do everything they can because they know what's going to happen when they can't do anything for her. Now the next thing that's going to tell us that

overnight, there was a sonic boom and she lost hearing in her right ear. So she's got to have an earpiece in so she can hear. That'll be next with somebody in the back going, saying for her word for word. And even that, she'll be like, what, I'm sorry, I can't, what would you say? So They are terrified of this, of this debate. And they can't get Trump to get off script and her and him get into an argument, which I think she probably will do better. Women tend to argue a lot better than we do because we're facts and their feelings. So if they can get in feelings, then she's got a shot.

Yeah, she wants to. One brave man. Oh, one, one honest woman. I'll take that. Mlying ass women. Yeah, she wants that moment where she can say, I'm talking. Yeah. You know, that one moment.

You know, I'm always impressed with... I know Montel Williams, and you're no Montel Williams. You know, Emily, I'm always impressed. Like, in the A block, you just rattled off that stuff. You're not even sitting here with notes. And you just... Do you have a photographic memory? For things that men probably get annoyed by.

I will say this. I do... What does that mean? Like, you know, when you're like... And I remember on June 5th when you said this, like that kind of thing. It was a bad joke. This is why I'm not the funny one. Okay, here's what I wanted to say.

Yes. That the travesty of this, she is not just a candidate, guys. She is our current vice president, and she likes to remind us how prior to that she was Senator and Attorney General and DA. My point is, shouldn't the vice president already have command of all of that information? The debate should be the easy part. After you prepare for the five all day, let's say, and then you do your show and let's say you're walking off set and someone's like, oh, quick question about X. you could rattle off everything, because you spent all day preparing for that hard hour, right?

Yeah, that's funny. You think that. What's the same? As an example, right? Yes. Right? As an example. So the fact that our vice president, who told us that she was the one more suited to meet with all of the foreign leaders during that G7 summit in Europe, that she remembered declined meeting with the spouses of the leaders? Because she said, no, no, no, I'm vice president.

I don't meet with spouses. So she wants us to trust her, representing the U.S., but she can't even trust herself to do it solo? She can't even trust herself to have a conversation without walls holding her hand? How in the hell am I supposed to trust her in the White House or with anyone else if she can't even be trusted on a stage for five minutes? Yeah. See, no notes. Wow. No notes.

I would just like to point out that both of us do have notes. Yes. It's fine to have notes. No, in fact, in fact, I, it's not that I don't know this stuff. It's like, it's like my emotional support notes, honestly. I just like to know that they're here. Exactly. Or a reminder.

Like numbers and stuff, I need them. I never know what I'm saying with. I don't look at my, I don't look at my notes, but I always keep anxiety medicine in my pocket. Yeah. There you go. Whatever. Another approach. Yeah.

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