Gutfeld! Monologues - Don't Joke About The Leaked Group Chat!

Episode Date: March 26, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg gives his take on the Signal group chat story. Plus, Greg makes fun of Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett (D-TX) for an insensitive joke that didn't quite land. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Happy Tuesday, everyone. So regarding the signal chat snafu, where Trump officials included a journalist in a group text, the White House says no classified information was involved. There's still no word if they'll return to Joe Biden's preferred form of communication. Hillary Clinton weighed in on the signal story saying, You've got to be kidding me. Then she offered Pete Hegsteth her hammer to smash his phone. The Nevada legislature is considering a bill that would allow home delivery for cocktails.

Yeah, and a related story, guess who just moved to Nevada? The New York Times finally admits that all those plastic bags may not have been as environmentally bad as activist claimed. Oh, yeah? Look what this plastic bag did to California. It's perfect, isn't it? All right. At an awards dinner, Jasmine Crockett referred to Texas Governor Greg Abbott, who uses a wheelchair as Governor Hot Wheels.

I know, which is almost as offensive as her own nickname, Cabbage Patch Bitch. You think that's bad? When she was younger, she was called Strawberry Shortbuss. We had some worse ones, you know. Doge just discovered that the Small Business Association gave a nine-month-old baby a $100,000 loan. I know. Now the kid's so worried he won't make payments.

He's fucking his pants. World Athletics will approve cheek swabs to determine if an athlete is a woman sparing the women the far more embarrassing math test. A sexist would say. Oh, you know it's true. And finally, Rosie O'Donnell apologize eyes to Ireland's prime minister for overshadowing his visit to the White House.

She also apologized for overshadowing the Western Hemisphere. That's a fat joke. So it looks like the Postal Service is cutting 50 million work hours per year, which will no doubt delay that birthday card I get from my dentist. But it's occurred to me that the Postman is like a reverse garbage man. Instead of picking up trash from your house, he leaves it there and expects a tip around Christmas. Yeah, like he's the guy who shaves my back. But every damn day, 95% of the mail I get is junk, and I bet it's the same for you.

Pizza coupons, flyers for local politicians, catalogs for crap I'll never buy. My neighbor's W-2. Mountains are garbage just destined for the nearest landfill. They should just drive by and throw it on our lawn, just like Taylor Swift did with my bodybuilding trophies. Because it's just crap that you have to throw away. Talk about pointless make work. Two separate government positions, mailman and garbage men, are getting paid to make you work for free. You're just the middleman moving one bag of trash to the other.

It's like trying to stay on top of the fast food wrappers at the view. Of course, if somebody needs to mail you something important, you're probably going to get it via FedEx, UPS, or Amazon, unless, of course, it's a pipe bomb from your ex. They do it the old-fashioned way. An email has pretty much replaced most snail mail. So what's left? Notices for jury duty?

Magazines. Do people still read those? I still have a stack of National Geographic, you know, in case the Internet goes down. Birthday cards from Grandma. Okay, I admit it. Who doesn't love getting a check for her? $4.5. But I don't even get any mail at work anymore, except the occasional invite to go skinny

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No, wait, that was Ellen DeGeneres. But times have changed. The mailman is a relic of a simpler time, like a TV repair man, the milkman, or the peeping Tom. Remember those? But it's 2025, and now we just sit at a kitchen table. with a stack of crap staring back at us. Worse, how many important things did you miss because they were buried in that stack of crap?

Like that signed 8 by 10 photo I received from a shirtless Brit Hume. But that's not the only thing lost. Last year, the Postal Service lost $9.5 billion. No wonder Trump calls the Postal Service a tremendous loser for this country. He promised to cut government waste, fraud and abuse. I mean, think how many post offices could be turned into something more productive,

you know, like blockbusters. Initially, the Postmaster General welcomed Doge to help make the postal service more efficient, but then over the weekend, postal workers held saved the U.S.PS rallies across the country. I bet they used email and not snail mail to get the word out. Now the Postmaster General Louis D. Joy, America's top mailman, has resigned. received his resignation letter in the mail along with a car wash and a dry cleaning coupon book. This is Wells Fargo has drawn up plans to privatize the postal service. Now there's a word that'll make them shudder privatize. Yeah, why have a private business make money and provide good service at a reasonable price when the government can do none of those things? But all the

signs point to a conclusion. The post office is a luxury we can no longer afford. especially when the luxury, stuff delivered to your house, has become an annoying burden. Life is complicated, and when something that is meant to simplify it ends up adding to your nightly list of worries, like, should I keep this coupon for Brazilian buttlifts or throw it out? Then you know it's run its course. We kept the postal service around because it seemed to be a given.

But now it just delivers meaningless stuff and charges us for it. I guess it's a lot like the stuff that we see government doing, to us instead of for us. And I'm just sick and tired at taking their crap. Let's hear you. Listen ad free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription

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