Gutfeld! Monologues - Doorbell Cams Help Solve Cases, But Not If They Film The Wrong Races
Episode Date: July 12, 2023As seen on Gutfeld!, Co-host of Outnumbered & Host of The FOX True Crime podcast, Emily Compagno, Comedian, Kurt Metzger, Host of The Wise Men podcast & FOX News Contributor, Tyrus, and FOX News C...ontributor, Kat Timpf, discuss musician Jack White's criticism of celebrities who are publicly affiliated with former President Trump. Later, the panel discusses a recent Wired article that claims Ring doorbell cameras have been linked to several incidents of racial profiling. Follow Greg on Twitter: @GutfeldFox Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Let's welcome tonight's guest.
She has eight points on her license for talking too fast.
Host of the Fox True Crime podcast, Emily Campanyo.
Don't you dare applaud him?
He's frightened by unfamiliar sounds.
Award-winning comedian Kurt Metzger.
The doctor has to put the blood pressure cuff around her waist.
news contributor, Katoum.
And at the gym, his spotters also need spotters.
My massive sidekick in the NWA's world heavyweight champion, Tyrus.
Emily, would this ever mean anything to you if it was somebody else?
Like, I just find this story so silly.
That's why I did it.
But isn't it funny?
I mean, like, would this actually bother you if it was somebody really,
really cared about.
You mean that it was Jack White saying that or about Trump?
Yeah.
No.
And I think you hit the nail on the head so many times in your monologue.
Oh, thank you.
That it's, um,
that it's Jack White's problem.
Yeah.
And it's emblematic of everyone with derangement syndrome.
It's emblematic of everyone with the approach to Trump that he is the end all be all.
And it means nothing, whether you've raised 25 million for the restaurant industry,
whether you've saved animals and children where you've elevated the, the dialogue and the
intellectual caliber of this country, whether you were part of Marky Mark and the
Funky Bunch, which is the number one thing that you could ever do to make life amazing.
It doesn't matter about all those contributions.
If you voted for-
We were a funky bunch, weren't they?
If you voted for Trump, we've covered it on this show.
They don't want to have you at the Thanksgiving table.
They don't want to date you.
They don't want to have you room with them in college.
It's the absolute final point to end and sever any type of relationship whatsoever.
And never mind the fact that, yes, he was our president and served a full term,
but that he lowered unemployment rates
for underserved communities and minorities
and elevated education rates for the same,
that there's a reason why those in minority populations
were flocking to his policies
and to him still to the stay,
including double-digit points in states.
Like, the list goes on of how that person
and his policies affected Americans for the better.
But people like Jack White will never see beyond that
and they'll never see beyond the contributions positively
of those people that dared to shake his hand
to then sever them publicly.
You know, Kurt, it's a funny,
it's a funny contrast
because it happens
at an MMA fight
and like Jack White's upset
that they shook hands
it's like it's an MMA
it's just so bizarre
I mean he's got blue hair dude
but I like
I thought like the apprentice
normalized Trump
I believe the moment
yes
when he was normalized
with Jeff Zucker
that's when they gain
of function to Trump
yeah
and he leaked out
and they got a whole panic
and had to lock everything down
yes
you know and I never dreamed
that liberal darling
guy Fieri
You know, they all loved Guy Fieri before this?
Yeah, exactly.
Has now become the Dillon Mulvaney of people who watched Gensaki.
Yes.
It is true, though, because, like, all of the people that claim how disgusting Trump is
were all over him for 25, 30 years.
Did you read the Guy Fieri restaurant reviews when the restaurant came out?
Yeah.
They were better than what, they were not as good as what Jack White said.
Yeah, exactly.
Kat, did this break your heart as a fan of the White Stripes?
No, I'm still a fan, and I still think he's hot.
Before, Edward's his hand.
Speaking of hot, we should watch this.
What?
How will the show be different in our new time slot?
Well, for one thing, we're going to give the viewers what they've been asking for, which is 10% less Greg.
Gutfeld, now airing one hour earlier, beginning July 17th.
Why are you applauding?
Yeah.
Does that mean we get out early?
I wish.
Is that mean you're going to give us 10% more cat?
I don't have more to give.
Yeah, that's above my pay bracket.
Just shave a little Greg off.
Yes, exactly.
I'm just going to speak less, so it doesn't feel like it's 10%.
But I'll still be here.
Yeah, well, okay, so Jack White,
I think he could use more ideological diversity
in the circle that he hangs out in.
Because he, I guess, saying something like this thinks that a lot of people are going to be like, yeah, you don't want to demonize huge segments of the population.
You're really also kind of cheating yourself because there could be people who voted a certain way that you might have something in common with.
I think that the left is worse at this.
I think the right can do it too.
If you're somebody who's like in a comment section, like Democrats, I call them demon rats.
Like, you also need to go outside and need a person.
Who are you imitating there?
The internet.
He's got blue hair.
I mean, what do you want?
Yeah, I just, I think that really we're not doing ourselves any favors
because this is how the government gains more power
by pushing us against each other, putting us against each other.
We're all distracted, and then they just gain more and more control over us.
Listen, I get it.
Record sales are down.
If your TV ratings are down, if, you know, your girl's mad at you,
blame Trump.
Yeah.
Because everyone goes, what, Trump?
So we're talking about this guy.
I don't even know who the hell he is
because he did what
he punched up and went after everybody
and he said Trump
and Trump is the magic word
if you say Trump people will pay attention
so but you forget
in a capitalistic society
you want everyone to buy your stuff
so you pissed off half the country
and then you went
and maybe all the country is not hip on politics
but they love Walberg
they love they love Mel
everyone loves the little cook guy
And you just pissed him off.
So there's, let's say, 25%.
Yeah.
So now you have a perfectly good excuse
when you go back to your manager.
It's not my fault that three quarters of the country
and the planet hates me.
Because he has no record sales.
So this is how you get relevant.
We see it all the time.
Reporters are doing it for book deals.
Acosta was doing his thing.
And then where is he now?
I think he's on CNN Plus.
I think he's doing over there.
Can I tell you why I resent Trump?
Because how come he used to do all the edgy material?
Yes.
It's true.
I got to watch it.
Like, I'm running for office.
Because when you're cancel free,
like, Trump's bills are paid for.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like, my truck's paid for.
You cancel me.
I don't care.
I'll go fishing.
Like, when you get to a point
where you don't care about what the so-called NASA said,
you just move on.
You're someone's truck that's paid for too.
You know what I'm talking about?
Because I can get in my truck and drive away.
Yes, it's like being cancer-free.
I thought he's cancer-free.
I thought he's cancer-free.
I thought he's cancer-free.
No, I'm cancer-free.
I'm cancel-free.
Cancel-free.
I've paid all my shit off.
Oh, I already got cancer.
So I don't got to fly a couple of extra weeks a month?
Cool, I'm out.
All right, don't go anywhere.
We'll be right back.
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Everything is racist.
What he said.
Should judges consider your race when they decide your case?
And doorbell cams help solve cases, but not if they film the wrong races.
Wired Magazine is linking ring doorbell cameras to racial profiling.
Yeah, it turns out your doorbell is a bigot.
Apparently, Ring lets losers upload videos to an app called Neighbors,
allowing them to keep tabs on any shady stuff that might happen in the neighborhood.
But it's mostly just me mowing my lawn in a thong.
Sorry, Emily.
But it also allows users to send videos directly to the cops.
But the woke nerds at Wired claim that increases racial profiling
and makes it easier for you or law enforcement to target people based on their skin color.
So if somebody tries to break into your house, you better make sure he's white or you're a racist for complaining about it.
Meanwhile, a Yale medical school student resident, I like when they call residents, wrote an op-ed demanding doctors wear body cams to fight racism in hospitals.
And just like their stethoscopes, the body cams should be chilled to five degrees below zero.
Amanda Calhoun says body cams would document racist jokes and hold staff accountable.
Plus, after your doctor tells you to turn your head and cough,
you could ask to see the instant replay.
You shouldn't get that joke.
You don't have testicles.
And rounding out our racism wrap,
there's a proposal moving through the California legislature
that would require courts to rectify alleged racial bias
in the justice system by factoring their criminal's ethnicity.
In some, the bill would require judges to consider race
when handing out prison sentences.
which is absurd because everyone knows California judges,
they don't hand out prison sentences.
Kurt, this is somber.
So let's say you end up in the ER, right?
Yeah.
Would you worry if your doctor is wearing a body cam to track your racism?
I would think it was a porn.
Yes.
Body cam, interracial body cam doctors.
You won't believe what happens after they're done making their TikTok dance.
So, what do you think?
I didn't know that judges were not considering race
Yeah
This is the first time I'm hearing that
Yeah, I mean, I actually thought that that's already kind of implied
But this is now they're actually putting it
I mean, it's all I've heard about for many years
Yes, exactly
What do you think of this, Tyrus?
Oh, I love it
Yeah, I'm excited about it
I just freak out, kill half the audience
Not this side
Then I'm sitting in court
Yeah
Prosecutors hit me with everything.
They got the video.
They got the facts.
I'm representing myself.
Sorry, Emily.
I'll go up to the stand.
I won't even swear in.
I'll just look at the jug and go,
I don't know if you know this, Judge.
But I'm black.
Case dismissed.
All right.
Who's having lunch?
I mean, this is stupid.
This is beyond racism.
They're constantly saying,
well, you have to give them a break
because they can't help themselves.
It's that polite racism.
Like, we're animals.
We have to be watched and coddled, and we can't be responsible for our own actions.
It's just because, you know, we're black.
And the ring thing is racist if you're reporting strange people coming to your door.
Yes.
Unless you're a post office or one of my baby mama's demanding child support early and you show up in my ring, I'm going to report you.
So if you're hanging out with a hoodie without a package and it's not snowing and you just happen to be black, I hope they put you up.
on the database.
Yeah.
Because if you're cruising neighborhoods and it's, this one black guy's being profiled
because they keep taking his pictures as he takes boxes out,
besides everybody's doors.
They're racist.
He's a criminal.
So this is stupid.
This just drives me crazy.
You know what I find hilarious about this cat?
As always, it's always like editors at magazines.
So you can just picture these like, I'm presuming they're white, but white dorks.
No, no, no, no.
The people are wired.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't blame on white people.
Really?
These guys are terrified.
They're not going to say this.
No, no, no, no.
You guys get blamed for another, you know.
This is us.
Give them a break, Gutfeld.
Give yourself a break.
I thought you were Dominican until you just now said black.
No.
No.
On New Islands.
You did my father.
Cat.
Of these three things, what are you most alarmed by?
I can imagine.
nothing worse than cameras at the doctor.
Yeah, I know.
When I go to the doctor, I am not camera ready.
Yeah.
I look ugly at the doctor.
And there'd be so many times it'd be so creepy.
Like, you're at the gynecologist.
They're like, take your underwear off, put your feet in these stirrups.
But don't worry, I'm going to be rolling the whole time.
No!
Is that supposed to benefit people?
Racism is more important than privacy.
One thing that all races have in common is that they don't.
want a camera up their vagina at the gynaecologist.
This is going to be another segment where all you talk about is vagina.
Well, we'll just have to wait and see.
She does make a great point.
You have to get hair and makeup to go to the doctor?
Yeah.
I got to put my lashes on.
I think it's an inviator.
No, it's definitely, this is illegal.
Doctors can't come in wearing cameras.
They can have a mining hat with a camera on this.
And what if he presses mute?
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's not a moron.
He needs a sound.
He needs a mic.
Not a camera, stupid.
Oh, my God.
Emily, you're a lawyer.
You claim to be a lawyer, although I've never seen you do any lawyering.
Is that a word, lawyering?
It is now.
So, I mean, if a doctor came in and was filming you in an intimate setting,
that's malpractice.
Right.
I mean, that violates every HIPAA law and purpose on the planet.
Everything about this, first of all, it's so typical,
because everyone who, you know, the woke liberal left
wants to blame everything on race
and make everything about race
so they don't have to address the actual issues at hand
and the fact that their policies fail at every level.
So you talk about the ring camera.
You know, humans are going to human
and they're blaming the actual surveillance
so they don't have to talk about
how defunding the police rendered the police
without resources.
In my Seattle neighborhood when I lived there,
an elderly guy was stabbed in the back
while he was cutting his lawn.
And after that happened,
and it was horrible,
and he was gravely injured.
And afterward, the police came knocking
on everyone's door to ask for their ring footage
so that they could get the perp.
These types of surveillance
augments law enforcement.
It helps the police.
The sentencing bull crap in California
about having race now rectify
past injustices,
for every year of average schooling,
it reduces violent felonies
by 11 to 13%
murders by 30%.
You want to fix crime in California?
Educate the children there.
And then when you talk about
the hospital situation
with such a joke,
so she's saying, well,
black mortality rate
for women is almost three times
out of what, well then
do you want to fix that?
Then go into their underserved communities
and get better health care
on that fundamental level.
It's not going to be fixed
by wearing a camera
on a doctor's coat
and violating every hip-a-law.
It's not about race.
Her whole thing was like
somebody laughed.
It's just so bad.
By the way, when somebody is gravely injured, does that mean they die?
No, he survived.
Then you, I don't think it's fair to say gravely.
No, because then it would be mortally, mortally injured.
No, good point.
Lawyer.
He just lawyered me.
Yep.
Like, you don't start digging yet, but you pick out the plot.
Yes, exactly.
It's 50-50.
60-40, start making arrangements.
He's gravely injured.
You don't want to be mortally wounded.
No.
Especially like in a history book.
because then you just, everybody that skips the next page.
Don't you think that cops should have to catch people of color the old-fashioned way,
wait for them to snitch on themselves with Instagram?
Yes.
All right.
We're out of time.
Emily Cabanio, Kurt Metzger, catch it.
I'm sorry.
I'm great.
I love you.
I'm Rebecca.
I love you.
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