Gutfeld! Monologues - Emma Watson vs. JK Rowling

Episode Date: October 2, 2025

As seen on Guteld! on day one of the government shutdown, Emma Watson, the renowned 'Harry Potter' actress, is seeking JK Rowling's forgiveness, and Greg explains why Rowling is not bitter, she’s vindicated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hello. Hello. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. Now, as adorable as he looks, do not feed Brit Hume on your way out. Happy Wednesday, everyone. Well, it's day one of the partial government shutdown,

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Some kind of sicko? Many believe, though, that Tom Cruise might be back in the mix, but only if Keith is ready to date again. I don't get it. Both straight. Jimmy Kimmel said he was on the toilet when he found out he was suspended.

When asked why he was on the toilet, he said he was busy checking his ratings. Finally, Rosie O'Donnell said every time she walks into a pub in Ireland, people give her free drinks. She left out that it's from a bowl on the floor. All right. We'll be back with more Gutfeld.

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Harry Potter. Years ago, actress Emma Watson split with J.K. Rowling over the author's views on trans. If you recall, Rowling got attacked for saying the girls' locker room at Hogwarts shouldn't have dudes waving around their magic wands. And while she got death threats, the actors she made rich piled on. But now Emma wants peace. I can love her. I can know she loved me.

I can be grateful to her. I can know the things that she said are true and that can be this whole other thing. It's my deepest wish that I hope people who don't agree with my opinion will love me and I hope I can keep loving people who I don't necessarily share the same opinion with. That's how you know, radical trans nonsense

is going the way of Joy Reid's career. When Hollywood Big Mouth suddenly want to be reasonable. No wonder the ancient Greeks considered their profession even lower than telemarketers. But Rowling took that olive branch and used it to smack Emma upside her head. To her, Emma is only coming out because it isn't fashionable anymore.

So she's changing her tune like a schizophrenic at karaoke. Remember, Rowling was smeared as anti-trans back when that was as unsafe as having unprotected sex with Hunter Biden. But J.K. stood her ground, while the cast of the franchise she created trashed her. Watson, Daniel Radcliffe, Ron Weasley.

They all rode her coattails, making unimaginable wealth at a young age. And when Rowling could have used their support, they chose the mob instead. They had a chance to show the courage of the characters they played, but instead they sided with the bad guys. Rowling faced death threats, cancellation, endless outrage. But now the culture's changed. DEI is dead. Rosie's gone.

even the dumbest Democrats agree women's sports are for women. What are they going to tell us next, that jock straps are for men? So Emma wants back in, but Rowling is telling her to take her broomstick and shove it. Claiming Watson has so little experience of real life that she's ignorant of how ignorant she is. Nice, huh? And it's true. Emma's a pampered white liberal actress who never had to experience. who never had to experience any of the things

that normal women go through. You know, like failing a driving and math test all on the same day. A sexist would say. As Rowley says, Watson will never need a homeless shelter, never need a public changing room, and her public bathroom is single use with a guard standing outside the door,

just like Brett Bears. And these stories are far too real for normal women. In Virginia, this ghoul, expose himself to girls in locker rooms because the law allowed him to as long as he pretended he was a woman.

And he's not exactly, you know, pulling it off. If this schmuck's passing for a chick, I'm Sidney's Sweeney. And his name is literally Dick Cox. But more of a clue do you need? I mean, his name could have been

I have a penis Jones. Anyway, in Minnesota, a trans softball pitcher struck out 27 female batters over 35 innings. How dare a man force his way into a sport reserved for hardworking lesbians? Next, they'll make a Subaru with a built-in urinal. But these masquerades don't just harm women. They also hurt lonely men. Just ask Sheriff Grady. So you order up a prostitute.

and that's what you think you're getting now when you look at that you go my that's pretty rough but you know any port in the storm and then the next morning when you wake up you find out this is who it really is yeah we call that coyote ugly yeah well he used to call it that now it's just Kathy Griffin. But that's real life, which Watson never experienced. She's a millionaire full of privilege, magazine covers, award shows. She probably even dated Leo DiCaprio. But she's 35, so if it happened, it was decades ago.

But before Fame, Rowling lived the life of the women that she's defending. She worked temp jobs, lived in poverty, divorced, depressed, denied by 12 publishers. rejected more times than Brian Kill Me at a job fair. And she still wrote the most popular books ever. So Rowling isn't being bitter. She's being vindicated. And now Emma wants forgiveness? Sorry.

Emma, you gave that up when you took the easy way out while others put their careers and their lives on the line. Rowling knows what it's like to share the risk. Her whole life was risk. And she never budged. Not for the left or the child actors who made bank off her. Hell, before Harry Potter, Hogwarts, were just the bumps on Joy Behar's back.

And the fact is, without rowling, Emma would be misspelling my name on a Starbucks cup. Let's welcome! Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show, ad-free on the Amazon Music app. This week on the Fox True Crime Podcasts, I'm joined by retired FBI special agent Stacey Perkins as she discusses the Bureau's

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