Gutfeld! Monologues - Fani's Entitlement Runs Out

Episode Date: December 20, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg calls out Fani Willis for her courtroom demeanor. Greg says Fani Willis' attitude and refusal to answer basic questions is a perfect display of her entitlement. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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and taking her boyfriend, Nathan Wade, on exotic trips. Apparently, this pervy prosecutor's idea of an oral argument began with am I using too much teeth? So instead of answering questions like a seasoned lawyer, she answered them like a real housewife of Atlanta trying to convince a cop that it's perfectly legal to park a car in a tree.

But can you blame her? You all want to intimidate people from doing the right thing. You all want to intimidate people from doing the right thing. And you think that you're going to intimidate me. You all have been trying to intimidate me for five years, which is why I have not been able to live in my hands. house for five years because the N-word has been written on my house. Really?

Someone wrote the N-word on her house and we're just hearing about it now. I thought the only thing she kept quiet was banging a prosecutor. And how was asking questions intimidating? Aren't you, in fact, a prosecutor? Isn't that your job? That's like a plumber looking at your clogged toilet and saying, you know, you should really call somebody about this. But when they had a question about her lover,

she dodged it like me when Rachel Campos Duffy is pushing Girl Scout cookies. Is it your testimony today that you did not have any conversation with Mr. Wade about investigating the 2020 election? Do you want to answer? It's a dumb-ass question. Oh, a dumb-ass question. Questions are fine. It's the answers that are dumb-ass, lady.

But she's angry because for once in her life, she's asked to show her work. So she gave more attitude than a TSA worker inspecting my best. bag of massagers that were definitely for my neck. I want to refer you to the screen. I don't review those documents, so you're asking me to look at documents that I haven't for the first time. What I can tell you is that I'll give you time to allow Mr. Wade to build 160 hours a week, and then Mr. Wade would be the first one in the office, making sure that my staff arrived.

Hmm. You build Wade 160 hours a week? There are 168 hours in a week. She might be worse at math than cat tymph. Oh. I know that was unnecessary. Turns out, though, she meant hours per month. Kind of a moot point anyway,

since Wade was not being paid for work, but only being summoned for jury booty. But why so emotional? We just want to know, did you misuse funds? Did you hire Wade because he was a great prosecutor? and you liked his briefs or you liked them only when they were hanging

from the bedpost. You know, there's an old lawyer saying, if you can't pound the facts, you pound the law, and if you can't pound the law, you pound the table. And if you can't pound the table, pound the lawyer on the table.

Actually, that's a new saying. But I wonder, was he a leader to that team? He was a leader to that team and a public servant. And for that, him like me has been threatened. thousands of times you want something to investigate as a legislature investigate how many times

they've called me the N-word why don't you investigate that why don't you investigate them writing on my house why don't you investigate the fact that my house has been swatted if you want something to do with your time that makes sense and you can use all this in your campaign ad you attacked fony willis what have you done sir nothing look over at us oh now i got to say that's a hell of a defense who cares if i broke the law when people call me bad names where did you learn from Instagram reels of sassy lardasses shoplifting at Walmart. But this is where we are, where it's now racist to investigate corruption. Her testimony exposes an entitlement created by a different set of rules governed by fear,

and it's a fear of being called racist if you request oversight and receipts. None of us could talk like that in a congressional hearing. But for others, rules just don't apply, and neither does answering basic questions. Remember the Stacey Abrams NGO that got two billion in. taxpayer money from Biden despite making $100 in revenue the year before. Ilhan Omar refuses to address whether she tied the knot with her brother because she could. Who would dare question that? L.A. Mayor Karen Bass let California burn that blamed others for the botched response.

In her mind, the buck never stops with her because blaming her would be bigoted. And now you get a prosecutor who's not used to facing the music and who melts down so badly that they have to cut her mic. Hell, even her own lawyer was pissed off. You know, old man has to go to the bathroom, but every hour. Governor, would you like a five-minute recess? We'll take a five-minute recess. Poor guy, he's full of pee.

And she's full of crap. And the rest of us are ready to flush the whole thing down the sewer. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription. on Apple Podcasts, and Amazon Prime members can listen to this show and free on the Amazon music app. This is Ainsley Earhart. Thank you for joining me for the 52 episode podcast series, The Life of Jesus. A listening experience that will provide hope, comfort, and understanding of the greatest story ever told.

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