Gutfeld! Monologues - Fast Food Falls & Jen Psaki Stalls

Episode Date: May 6, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg mocks Former White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki’s claims that she did not see former President Joe Biden’s cognitive decline. Later, Greg jokes about a recent poll revealing McDonalds, Wendy's, and Burger King are experiencing a decline in U.S. sales.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tucker Carlson said Ray Dalio is one of the world's smartest investors, but more important, he's likely the wisest. Make yourself read this book. That book is how countries go broke, the big cycle. In it, Dalio explains the mechanics behind big debt cycles, and what they mean for countries with big and increasing debts like the U.S. and what you should do to protect yourself. You can find it wherever books are sold,

or read a five-minute summary of the book at economic principles.org. I know, I know, I know. I know. I know. I know. I love a crowd that recognizes a winner. Happy Monday, everybody. So on a recent podcast, former White House press secretary, Jen Sacky, claims she didn't see any signs that Joe Biden was in mental decline and then said, but I'm not a doctor. Jasmine Crockett was accused of cutting in line to board a flight ahead of disabled people. But once they heard her speak, it became clear she qualified. So they waved her through.

A new book revealed that Joe Biden's team chose not to have him take a cognitive test before his disastrous debate, especially since he barely passed his autopsy. Today is Cinco de Mayo. To celebrate, guess who just nailed five Mexican chicks? Had to work it in somewhere. Donald Trump said he's going to reopen Alcatraz. Meanwhile, Kamala Harris says she's going to reopen some Alcatraz. hall. But in response to Trump reopening Alcatraz, Democrats have already vowed to teach the Maryland dad how to swim. Beautiful.

President Trump signed an executive order to end federal funding for PBS. Yep, it's a sad day for Kermit who had to sell both of his legs to a French guy. In New York, lawmakers are considering legalizing assisted suicide. Yeah, the bill offers everyone free rides on the subway. According to a recent poll, McDonald's, Wendy's, and Burger King are experiencing a decline in U.S. sales. Analysts blame this on Rosie O'Donnell moving to Ireland. Finally, this weekend was the Kentucky Derby.

And did you know that every horse in the Derby was his dissonance? A descendant of Secretariat? True. And every panelist on the view is the descendant of Shamu. A long way for a good payoff. All right. So last week, Van Jones interviewed black Trump supporters in Atlanta, where he assumed the president would be as popular as J.B. Pritzker at a nude beach.

He was wrong. If you had to do it all over again, would you vote for Donald Trump again? Yes or no? Yes, I would. If you go back in time, would you vote for Donald Trump, yes or no? Yes. I think I might know the answer on this next. He said yes.

It's immediately yes. No, I'm sorry. If you had to do it all over again, would you vote for Donald Trump, yes or no? 1,000 percent, absolutely yes. What about Trump appeal to you? I'm allowed to guys? Yeah, you could go. I mean, part of it is he's an asshole.

I like, I like authenticity. So true. Now, that's supposed to be shocking, and to CNN executives, it surely is. What, a group of black Trump supporters? Don't they know they're supposed to vote in lockstep with authentic black people? You know, like Don Lemon and Rachel Dollazol. How quickly they forget. It's just more proof of how fake identity politics is.

What you saw there wasn't black people, but people, with ideas that you share, even if, God forbid, you're white. We'll be back. With more Gutfeld. Mint is still $15 a month for premium wireless. And if you haven't made the switch yet, here are 15 reasons why you should. One, it's $15 a month. Two, seriously, it's $15 a month. Three, no big contracts.

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New customer offer first three months only, then full price plan options available. Taxes and fees extra. Seamintmobile.com. But as identity politics implodes, something is taking its place. According to a new study, people now judge each other more by their political identity, i.e. who they vote for than by their race, gender, or religion. I could almost hear Rachel Maddow quaking in her army boots. And that's because our media elites worry that people are actually using this stuff of ideas,

debates, and values as a basis for judgment instead of race, class, or gender. Now, I know what you're thinking, isn't political division a bad thing? We've been told that by the media, and for good reason, it's killing them. But political division isn't the problem. It's the solution, because this concern over political division leaves out one crucial piece in its context. First, there's the good old days when one news anchor told you what to think. That wasn't unity. That was monopoly on ideas, on speech, on dissent.

How else were they able to make polyester and disco seem popular? And now that those monopolies are gone, people aren't suddenly angry. They're just free. Free to decide what matters to them, policy over pigment, character over chromosomes. Which brings us to the shift that's driving the left more bat-hs insane than ever. Political division has overtaken their own sinister brand of division. If you keep people focused on what divides them, race, sex, class, and make that more important than ideas, You can keep them voting the same way forever.

You never need to earn their vote. You just guilt trip them into thinking there's only one right choice, your choice. But then something happened. The right showed up, loud, proud, and over time, diverse. Suddenly, black Americans, Latinos, gays, Asians, legal immigrants started realizing, hey, I can be myself and vote Republican because I'm more than what I look like or who I screw. meaning a black trucker can agree with a white plumber, which is fueling identity politics collapse.

And that's a threat to Dems, who love to say you're this and you're that to people they designate as aggrieved. That's why political division, while messy and contentious and even unsightly, is actually a win because it kicked out the old divisions. We're finally starting to move away

from defining people by the pronouns in their LinkedIn bio. In fact, those are the people we avoid, not because they're bad people, but because their ideas are bad. And sure, those ideas can clash, but at least they don't come pre-installed like a factory setting on an iPhone. So maybe political divisiveness isn't tearing us apart at all? Maybe it's what's finally brought us together as individuals. Now, you don't have to be a certain color to vote a certain way. You don't have to be white to want tougher laws.

You don't have to be a lesbian to manage a bowling alley. And you don't have to be gay to like soccer. Now, we debate, we argue, even block each other on social media, but that beats the hell out of marching and lockstep because of what you look like, not something you believe. So next time someone tells you that politics is too divisive, ask them, compared to what? Telling toddlers they're inherently racist?

Because in the end, political divisiveness didn't break America. It saved it. And to today's elites, that's the most. most dangerous idea of all. Let's welcome. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon music app. This is Jason Chaffetz from the Jason in the House podcast.

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