Gutfeld! Monologues - Fauci's Diary Revealed

Episode Date: July 29, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld! Greg talks about how Anthony Fauci's diary revealed his obsession with fame. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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And while Americans were worrying about losing loved ones and jobs, he was jerking off to his biggest. crush himself. Here's an entry from April 2020, quote, press still hot and heavy about me, multiple stories per day directly or indirectly involving me. Hot and heavy? It's a weird thing for a doctor to say, unless, you know, you're watching Lizzo on a treadmill. Then in May, quote, I am the most famous and talked about person in the country and one of the most recognizable persons in the world. Jesus, get a room, dude, with yourself. Is this from Fauci's diary or the son of Sam's? I'd read the next five pages, but they were stuck together. So while thousands were dying, Fauci was on

Tyra Banks's Instagram, where he noticed one person said that Tyra was sexy, but that I was even more sexy than she was. Right. If you look at Tyra Banks or Dr. Fauci and think, flip a coin. COVID-19 is the least of your problems. But that's Tony's diary. Page after page of delusional narcissism you'd expect in a Choose Your Own Adventure book by Justice Smollett. Brags about his 58 honorary doctorates, invites to TV shows new celebrity pals like Barbara Streisand. Yeah, she called Fauci and she casually mentioned her shingles, the lesions on her But way to include that detail on a government server, doctor. What happened to doctor-patient confidentiality?

Hell, even I didn't spill the beans when Jesse told me his hairpiece had chlamydia. But Tony would count deaths and headlines on the same page. But he loved the spotlight almost as much as he hated scrutiny. Much of what he said in public, he contradicted in writing, starting with the Wuhan Viral Research Center. which was leakier than Joe Biden after two courts a snapple. Remember when Fauci said COVID came from a wet market and anyone pointing to the lab down the block

had their reputation destroyed? Privately, he wrote that a lab leak was possible. But only privately. And why is that? Well, Fauci oversaw grants that funded bat coronavirus research at the Wuhan Institute via the nonprofit EcoHealth Alliance. And a coronavirus escaped. millions died, many alone. Others developed addictions and mental illnesses. Kids got

dumber, businesses closed. Hell, if this were my purview, I'd blame some bat soup too. He said publicly he never wanted to shut down the country, but in his diary, he bragged he got Bill de Blasio and Gavin Newsom to shut everything down. He said if you got the jab, you wouldn't get COVID, but in November 2021, he confessed, I'm well aware that many people vaccinated are still getting infected, and that worried me a lot. Really, I think what worried him was losing all the love once he realized what a boob he was. But he needn't worry. If there was any group who loved Fauci, as much as he loved himself, it was these bozos. The single most respected voice in the pandemic, it's Dr. Anthony Fauci. The man who's become

known as America's doctor. Dr. Anthony Fauci, the nation's top infectious disease doctor. You are seen to many as a superhero. Dr. Anthony Fauci, American hero. Yeah, American hero. From the guy who said, Joe was sharp as attack. Yeah, Grand Platiner should be on the cover of Jew Lovers Monthly. Is that a thing? Yeah, I think so. The fact, Fauci was so close with the press. He had dinner with Jake Tapper twice and fantasized about their friendship building. Of course, Jake will deny it until he writes a book about it. Then there's Dana Bash and Wolf Blitzer sending him brown-nosing texts, revealing once again that fawning media bias is the real epidemic. Then there's his

appearances on the view. The one place we'd all agree, everyone should wear a mask. Fouchi also got his scientist buddies, the ones that depended on his funding, to nominate him for awards. One netted him a million dollars. If only we were warned about him. Well, we were. Here's how the late Nobel Prize winner Kerry Mullis saw him. Guys like Fauci get up there and start talking, you know, he didn't know anything really about anything. And I'd say that to his face, nothing. They make up their own rules as they go. They change them when they want to.

And they smugly, like Tony Fauci, does not mind going on television in front of the people to pay his salary and lie directly into the camera. That was decades ago. You know, vanity is one of the deadly sins for a reason. And here it proved really deadly, just not for Fauci. Let's vote. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show, ad-free on the Amazon Music app.