Gutfeld! Monologues - Fear Over Fairness

Episode Date: March 28, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld!, the IOC implemented a new policy which only allows women to compete in women's sports. Greg takes apart the left wing media's delusional cover of the rule change. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Here's to Westjetting since 96. Travel back in time with us and actually travel with us at westjet.com slash 30 years. All right. So this week, the International Olympic Committee finally made it clear that only women can compete in women's Olympic sports. I know. What a brilliant and novel idea. I say that with my 20th. tongue so far implanted in my cheek. I look like I'm blowing a female Algerian boxer.

I wonder if the scientific evidence is very clear. The scientific evidence is very clear. Male chromosomes give performance advantages in sports that rely on strength, power, or endurance. At the Olympic Games, even the smallest margins can be the difference between victory and defeat. So it's absolutely clear that it would not be fair for biological males to compete in the female category. In addition, in some sports, it would simply not be safe. So what changed? Well, for one, we wore them down by exposing what they had known already, but denied

that they were letting men pretend to be women in order to compete. But maybe even they got disgusted, watching a dude kick the crap out of a woman at the Paris Olympics. But not enough, apparently, to make the fraud give his medal back. So the cheater, Khalif, gets to keep his women's gold, which you can proudly hang around his scrotum. But what's incredible isn't that the IOC finally came to their senses? It's how the media covered it. For context, here's how Fox headlined the story. IOC announces new policy to ensure only females compete in women's competitions.

Pretty straightforward. Tells you exactly what the new rule will do. Now, check out these other outlets. Here's AP. Transgender women athletes banned from female Olympic events by new policy. CNN. Transgender women athletes banned from Olympics by new IOC policy on female illegitabell. NBC News, transgender women banned from Olympics by new IOC policy.

So all those headlines are lies because transgender athletes can still compete. It just has to be in the category that aligns with their biological. sex. Meaning, if you want to see men punch women in the face, you'll need to eat at a waffle house. So, it's not a ban anymore that I am banned from taking a crap because I can't use the women's john. It's just putting people in the right category. But it's obvious that the lefty media is really just trying to frame it as an active bigotry from the IOC. You know, like when they banned straight men from the figure skating. When in fact, the only thing reversed is the denial of reality.

Because for years, the rule was never about fairness. It was about fear. Fear of saying the obvious, fear of getting yelled at by people who were picked last in gym and life. And that's what this whole saga has been about, telling you what you're not allowed to notice. Remember, when rational people first saw men invading women's sports and said, hey, something seems off here. they were treated like the crazy ones. They were being gaslit and so was biology.

But luckily, Mother Nature won out. You can lecture us, even legislate us, but eventually reality shows up like a boner in a bikini. The IOC didn't discover biology. They surrendered to it. It's less of a policy shift and more of a confession. They should have added an apology, made the cheater give his metal back,

and charged him with domestic violence. But this should put to bed one of the most repetitive defenses of trans mania, that just because something is rare, like a dude impersonating a chick, it's not a problem. But that works only as long as you don't measure the impact. One fighter's violent deception can easily affect many lives, endorsements, careers, women's health.

The but it's a tiny percentage argument is a ruse because in a civil society, that's all you need to ruin it for everyone. Just like a repeat offender commits the bulk of crimes, You only need one bad egg to ruin a neighborhood. And the impact is always larger and more destructive than everyone else is, especially when it's delivered to a woman's face. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts.

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