Gutfeld! Monologues - Flip This House

Episode Date: October 23, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld! it’s Day 22 of the government shutdown, and the drama is escalating — Trump has launched a daring demolition of the East Wing of the White House, while Democrats are hitting new lows in misery. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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I'm sorry for the construction. We're adding another bathroom to Britt Hume. Happy Wednesday, everyone. It's day 22 of the government shutdown. It's gotten so bad. Jerry Nadler has to switch to cloth diapers. Cory Booker is now living in an actual closet. And Pete Heggseth just kicked fat people out of Old Navy.

President Trump is reportedly considering commuting Dittie's prison sentence. But some say he's getting pressured by lobbyists from Johnson and Johnson. Stocks been down. Authorities in Alabama. are trying to find the owner of three donkeys that have been on the loose. Meanwhile, here in New York, we're still trying to find out who's responsible for these five asses. Financial firms claim that Americans are under-prepared for their financial needs

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I know. Finally, Maine Democratic Senate candidate Graham Platner admits he got a Nazi tattoo while he was drunk. I bet I know who he was drinking with. Nobody in the meeting knew who that was. We'll be back with.

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So the president began demolition on the east wing to make way for a White House ballroom. And the media reacted like he bulldozed the Lincoln Memorial to make room for an applebees. Demolition derby on the east wing of the White House is certainly unprecedented. Surprise. Donald Trump is literally destroying the people's house. It is hard to watch that. And it's hard to believe that any president could destroy the White House. to take literally a wrecking ball to the White House.

It's grotesque. That is not your building. Correct. You don't own that. You don't own it. You cannot take it down. You don't own it. Oh, my goodness.

I heard better sounds when my dog was getting neutered. But what offends the view the most, of course, is that all those cranes and loaders, aren't being used to bring them lunch. And true, it's the people's buildings, but the renovations are being paid for by private donors and even Trump. Do these A-holes even know about this thing called Google?

And you'd think they'd be happy that the facelifts are finally for a building and not just politicians. And you know, maybe if Whoopie and Joy were nice, Trump would renovate their home? Clinton, Hillary Clinton, chimed in between crime scenes, saying, it's not his house, it's your house,

and he's destroying it. Yeah, she worries the place is such a mess that no self-respecting intern would ever blow the president there. But maybe Hillary's worried all the bulldozing might reveal all the missing box, I know. I told her she should have fed them to the hogs.

Gavin says Trump's ripping apart the White House, like he's ripping apart the Constitution. However, if Gavin had his way, this is what the White House would look like. But it's not just bulldozers that has them wailing. These crybabies are also seeing red over memes. Last week, Trump posted an AI video of him dropping crap on, I love the fact that they have to have an AI warning on this. Warning, AI video. But so he's dropping crap on protesters from a jet.

It's not real. But all of a sudden, Hunter Biden has standards. It's so sad. So sad to watch. I mean, what's just juvenile? You know, dumping excrement on the heads of American people in an AI video and thinking it's funny. Dumping excrement on people, you've done the same thing to hundreds of Russian hookers.

And that wasn't AI. We saw it. Seriously, Hunter calling someone juvenile is like Obama demanding to see. someone else's birth certificate. Hi, kid. Actor Jeff Daniels also weighed in. By the way, do we really have to treat people like that? You know, the meme that he had where he was flying with the crown

and the, you know, spewing or excrement all over the people down below. The country, American. Yeah. Would Lincoln have done that? No. Lincoln didn't have the Internet. And maybe it's me, I don't think we need any more actors weighing in on Lincoln. Because, yeah, one shot him.

But talking about breathtaking analysis, Lincoln wouldn't do AI memes. What's next? George Washington would never own a Tesla. Wow, that's amazing. Then there's the Times accusing Trump of using AI as propaganda. Propaganda. For whom, exactly? fans of being pooped on, that would play right into Biden's nurses. But all this outrage is just a press gimmick

where they pretend one ephemeral topic is the only thing happening right now. It's like a real estate agent showing you a delightful three-bedroom cottage and leaving out the part about the deviant who lived there before. The renovation is just one of many things Trump's doing. Well, he's kept almost every promise

campaigned on. Gas prices are at their lowest in years. The only MS-13 gang members you'll find are in hiding in Chris Van Hollen's attic. And the National Guard has been able to make Los Angeles safe for Hollywood's pedophiles. Someone applauded. And Trump's not the first president to make changes to the White House. Nixon added a bowling alley. Eisenhower a putting green and Clinton, a stripper pole. Never ends. All Biden added was a bedpan.

So this isn't anything new. They're miserable because everything they fought against is working, and they can't find anything real to be mad about. Trump fixed the problems, so they got to invent new ones. But in trying times, Trump outrage still pays the bills. If there's no rushing gate, how will Brian Stelter buy

new pallets of Twinkies? Oh, their attacks have failed. So they fight him on things that are popular and fun, something their party isn't. They're corrupt, miserable, and now condemned. True. Since Trump came into office, this is the best episode of Flip This House Ever. Let's welcome. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts.

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