Gutfeld! Monologues - Friday Leftovers

Episode Date: July 26, 2025

As seen on "Gutfeld" Greg has this week's leftover jokes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tucker Carlson said Ray Dalio is one of the world's smartest investors, but more important, he's likely the wisest. Make yourself read this book. That book is how countries go broke, the big cycle. In it, Dalio explains the mechanics behind big debt cycles, and what they mean for countries with big and increasing debts like the U.S. and what you should do to protect yourself. You can find it wherever books are sold,

or read a five-minute summary of the book at economic principles.org. Do this. Greg's Leftovers. Mmm. It's leftovers where I read the jokes we didn't use this week, and as always, it's my first time reading them. So if they suck, we'll put Joe Mackey in a tight blue dress and send him to Hillary Clinton's house.

The Fantastic Three opens in theaters today. It was originally called Fantastic. But earlier today, Tom Homan deported the thing. Newly revealed text and emails show that the Clinton camp coordinated with the Obama White House on the Trump-Russia smear. Evidently, it was all part of a bigger plan to help Bill bang Michelle. Joy Behar announced that the view is going on hiatus for the rest of the summer. But don't they usually hibernate in winter?

Jasmine Crockett said Democrats will use dark money to try to win back Congress in the midterms. And no, you racist, dark money is not her former stripper name. I know. Disgusting that people would say that. Uber is launching a new feature. that pairs female drivers with female riders. It's called Uber Crash. And there's no option for a quiet ride.

David Letterman weighed in on the cancellation of Stephen Colbert's late show by saying you can't spell CBS without BS. He then assured little kids not to worry. Santa Claus does not have AIDS. I don't care. Hey, it's Ryan Reynolds here for MintMobil. Now, I was looking for fun ways to tell you that Mint's offer of unlimited premium wireless

for $15 a month is back. So I thought it would be fun if we made $15 bills. But it turns out that's very illegal. So there goes my big idea for the commercial. Give it a try at mintmobile.com slash switch. $45 for three-month plan equivalent to $15 per month required. New customer offer for first three months only. Speed slow after 35 gigabytes of networks busy.

Taxes and fees extra. Seamintmobile.com. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. Trump signed an executive order that will force the homeless off America's streets and put them where they belong on MSNBC's Morning Joe. Cracker barrel has been accused of discrimination over DEI policies that exclude certain racist. Corporate insiders defended the chain saying, what do you expect? Our name includes the word cracker. It would be racist if they didn't discriminate. San Diego Comic Con is now underway. It will

feature updates on the new Predator movie, a panel on South Park, and a look at the Incredible Hulk reboot. Convicted murderer Brian Coburger has been sent to Idaho's hellhole max security prison to ensure that he takes his own life. Guess what will be playing around the clock in his cell? Scientists have discovered a sixth sense in the human digestive system that regulates. how much we eat. Of course, not everyone has it. A notorious criminal in California

known for sniffing butts has been arrested once again for the same thing, proving once again that it's hard to shake an addiction to crack. Netflix announced it will not renew Megan Markle. and Prince Harry's $100 million deal.

I know. But fans shouldn't worry, Harry's testicles will end up on this season of Chopped. Reports say that chat GPT told a husband it was okay to cheat on his wife. What kind of loser asked for permission, asked one man. And finally...

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