Gutfeld! Monologues - Funding Terrorism

Episode Date: November 25, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld! This Thanksgiving week, Greg uncovers a shocking government charity funneling funds straight to terrorists. Don’t miss out on this explosive scoop! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Happy Thanksgiving. All right. Happy Thanksgiving week. I'm defrosting my giblets as we speak. So Thanksgiving is Thursday, and we have the inside word on what everyone's favorite politicians and celebrities are giving thanks for on this holiday.

Hunter Biden is grateful for Black Friday savings on hookers. Jill Biden is grateful for Fabriz. Hillary Clinton is grateful for strong, reliable rope. And Kim Kardashian is grateful for dark meat. She loves a good drumstick. I don't find the humor in that. Anyway, scientists at the Department of Energy have determined the perfect household temperature and it's 68 degrees.

It's also the perfect temp to keep meat from decomposing. At a recent event, Hillary Clinton said she daydreams about hearing a national loudspeaker that announces that Trump is gone. It helps her forget that other daydream, someone calling her Madam President. I know. The New York Post has reported that Miss Palestine, who's running in the Miss Universe pageant, is married to the South. son of a convicted Hamas terrorist. The judges were tipped off when during the talent portion, she blew up

an orphanage. That wasn't. It's a joke. Or is it? Dolly Parton was forced a skipper induction to the Amusement Park Hall of Fame on doctor's orders. Apparently, she had to take care of the black eyes she suffered after

riding the roller coaster at Dollywood. The invention Enter behind the classic light bright toy and rock'em-sockham robots has passed away at age 99. I know. He'll be cremated in an easy bake oven. A fashion designer claims he's using the wool of gay sheep at a New York fashion show. How did he know they were gay? Well, their dicks tasted like .

The applause means a lot when I'm suspended for a month. I'm not covering your shift. I'm getting suspended with you. Yeah, I'm just trying to get extra days of vacation. I wrote that joke myself, right? And finally, according to a new study, there's a possible link between erectile dysfunction and irritable bowel syndrome. They recommend that men see a doctor if they can't tell whether they're coming or going.

And notice how wholesome and clean that joke is by comparison. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. This is Ainsley Earhart. Thank you for joining me for the 52 episode podcast series, The Life of Jesus. A listening experience that will provide hope, comfort, and understanding of the greatest story ever told. Listen and follow starting November 30th on Fox News Podcasts.com. All right. So if you want to fund terrorism, don't bother heading to a cave in Islamabad.

Just start a government charity in Minnesota. It's perfect. You don't have to worry about drone strikes, and they look the other way if you marry your brother. Because according to new reports, a major funder of a Somali terrorist group are, in fact, Minnesota taxpayers. Another reason that we dodged a bullet with stage four jazz hands. I speak of the Somali food aid scam, one of the largest frauds in U.S. history. What started as a program to help immigrant families turned into a royal buffet for grifters. Hundreds of millions of dollars vanished into meal programs where the only thing being fed

were the bank accounts of people wiring money back to Somalia. And according to investigators, some ended up in the hands of the United. the terror group al-Shabaab. So congrats, Minnesota. You're the first state to turn the Department of Human Services into a jihadi kickstarter. Their new state motto should be the land of 10,000 fakes. Used to be lakes. But now Trump said enough. He terminated deportation protections for Somali nationals living there effective immediately. Now Ilhan will have to find other relatives to Mary. Obviously, of course, the media is screaming and why not? When compassion is your religion, accountability becomes Satan. And a temporary program becomes more permanent than that

tattoo I got of Merv Griffin. In California, it was the wildfire funding scam in SF and L.A. It was a homeless industrial complex. And in New York City, they spent 60 grand for each homeless person. That's because compassion without accountability becomes corruption. And corruption without oversight becomes catastrophe. It's the prison of two ideas. One cell is compassion, the other accountability. And like Kevin Spacey and the Teen Choice Awards, these two things must never meet. We love you, Kevin. If you dare ask, hey, where did the money go? Suddenly you hate the poor. The immigrants, the homeless, the planet, trans people. They'll say you're killing people because you defunded a program intended to feed people that now funds drag shows for the

Taliban. It's no wonder they now prefer the goats. But accountability is the only way compassion survives. If you don't audit the programs, then corrupt schemers swoop in. And quickly, the whole thing falls apart just like my plans to spend Thanksgiving with Minuto. It's a sad, modern truth. It's actually harder to get ahead in America the right way than it is to get rich scamming the government. Try starting a business. You'll drown in paperwork and regulations and permits, licenses, inspections, taxes, audits. But if you want to defraud the government, your profits will come so fast it will outpace any way to track them.

Stacey Abrams got a couple of billion for a green scam when the ink was still drying on her business card. Look at BLM. People felt so morally heroic that they didn't even notice it became a revenue stream for their leader's new mansions. But it's the perfect system to game. It's one where accountability is viewed as racist, which creates predators who use guilt like a crowbar, prying money out of governments and people. And the more moral you frame your appeal, the easier it is to rip them off. In Minneapolis, a program meant to help families became a pipeline for fraud. and in the end, terrorist treasure, all because nobody wanted to look mean by asking basic questions like, show us the receipts. The lesson, compassion alone is childish, and accountability alone is cold, but put them together, it's a pretty good marriage. So from now on, we need to demand that if you want our love, you also get our oversight.

Because without both, it's not just corrupt, it's suicidal. And once again, it's that guy that the Democrats hate who just pulled them off the left. Let's welcome. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon Music app. It's Will Tame Country. Watch it live at noon-eastern Monday through Thursday at Fox News.com or on the Fox News YouTube channel. And don't miss the show.

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