Gutfeld! Monologues - Gavin Newsom Featured in Vogue

Episode Date: February 4, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld!, it was revealed that Jeffrey Epstein met with prosecutors just two weeks before his death.  Meanwhile, Vogue features a piece on Gavin Newsom and Greg delivers a brutal response. You won’t want to miss this! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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And still, it's never enough. Happy Tuesday, everyone. So Jeffrey Epstein's lawyers met with prosecutors just two weeks before his death to discuss cooperating with the feds. But people always make long-term plans for the future right before they kill themselves, said one woman.

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on Gavin Newsom, and it reads like a romance novel for housebound cat ladies. It begins, quote, let's get this out of the way. He is embarrassingly handsome. His hair seasoned with silver at ease with his own eminence. Damn, the writer hasn't even made it through the first paragraph,

and she's already wetter than a Ted Kennedy date. I know. Sickening. Here's another, quote, ardent, energetic, a glimmer of optimism in his eye, Kennedy-esque. Add to that, the executive strut of a self-made millionaire. Wow, too bad she left out, who also sits like a little bitch with a yeast infection. Kennedy-esque? Well, I guess so. I mean, both have been entangled in a bay of pigs. But it reads like a love letter from a stalker who just got out of prison,

and it's something I can relate to. I now have six letters from Shepard Smith. is wrong with you. I don't know. Of course, the writer avoids his sprawling scandals, the wildfires, the homelessness, banging your best friend's wife, or how about the $3 billion in L.A. hospice funds that went missing. That sure sounds like something worth covering. But even the writer admits to not asking tough questions. I think we found out who bought Gavin's knee pads.

Of course, this dribble is predictable. Gavin's running for president and he's in trouble. And if the suit doesn't fit, you call Vogue to do the tailoring. It's the media's role. Lefties with bad policies and a terrible past, they get makeovers, while Republicans with experience and common sense get make unders. And the amount of fawning depends on how awful the subject is.

Tim Waltz was sold as an action hero, when the closest he got to combat was watching a mash marathon. Kamala was brimming with Folksey-Wisd but in reality it was Burgundy and Xanax. Joe and Jill were the perfect power couple when it was really just Nurse Ratchet pushing around an Oregon grinder's monkey. Corrine Jean-Pierre was a trailblazer in that she could speak three different dialects of moron.

Hillary was a champion of women's rights. It's true she defended a woman's right to remain silent when Bill found a new use for a cigar. Some are painted as asylum refugees. Ilhan Omar. Her dad represented his past to get in, and she uses her power to enrich herself through corruptions. Hell, if Anthony Weiner runs again, they'll talk about his low body fat. But on the right, we're evil right out of the gate.

True, the media puts us in a hole deeper than the one dug for Rosie's septic tank. In 2015, Trump was called racist, misogynist, fascist, there was no makeovers. There was no makeovers, no vogue spread. They even kept Melania off the cover, but put Jill Biden on multiple times. Hell, she hasn't been on Joe that many times. Damn, press secretaries get star treatment, but you'll never see Perino on the cover of people

or even tiny people. And even this show didn't glide by on fake profiles. We were ignored or vilified, while hacks like Kimmel were treated like a kid from Make a Wish. But we'll take it. For every lefty endowed with false confidence from free publicity, they ultimately fail. After all, a car salesman puts a fresh coat of paint on a lemon so they don't have to address what's under the hood. But sooner or later, that car will break down.

You can only suppress the truth for so long. Meanwhile, we righties, we've got to work harder and think harder. And it makes us way better than them at everything. See, it's a mistake these days to see right and left as two competitors on a level playing field. The left owns the field, the refs, and the ball, and yet we're still in the game. Imagine how good we in the country could be if it were a fair fight. Let's welcome to tonight's get. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts.

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