Gutfeld! Monologues - Gavin Newsom Insults The Sunshine State, But Things In Cali Are Not So Great

Episode Date: July 13, 2022

As seen on Gutfeld!, New York Post Business Reporter Lydia Moynihan, Actor & Comedian Jamie Lissow, and Co-Hosts of the Tyrus and Timpfpodcast, Tyrus and Kat Timpf discuss President Biden’s recent attempts to win back Latino voters. Later, the panel weighs in on Governor Gavin Newsom’s (D-CA) recent advertisement encouraging Florida residents to move to California for “freedom.” Follow Greg on Twitter: @GregGutfeld Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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New York Post Business Reporter, Lydia Moynihan. Well, you can't put him at a box, unlike most of his belongings. Actor, writer, and divorced comedian. Jamie Lissout. Well, she'll steal your heart and then your wallet. Fox News contributor, Kat Tim. And good luck throwing him under the bus. My massive sidekick in the NWA World Television Champion, Tyrus.

Why didn't Jill, Tyler? Good to see you, by the way, and I love the hat. Man of a lot of hats around here, so I started changing it up. Yeah, it's a nice hat. It's a really nice hat. Thank you. You can't have it. It's too big for you. It would be a boat for you. Yeah, I could turn it upside down and go snowboarding.

Yeah, that's kind of what I just... Or sledding would have been a better term. Or boating, like I said before you went there, but it's cool. You were hot. You know, I didn't hear it. Anyway, Bogatas. Have you been to a Bogata? No. No, but I have been to speeches by out of touch old white women before. And you know what I think this is the result.

I'm going to take a little bit of the heat off of the administration. This is what happened when you don't have a good transition of power. I think what happened was, is like, I think the Trump administration played some pranks on them. I think they took all the cords for the Xerox machines and left with them. So nobody reads anything. They all just wing it. And the entire administration has been winging. it. They don't know what really

happened at the border because no one watched the video. They just told each other about it. So whenever they talk, they don't know the truth. They just, and then Biden gets up there and bless his little heart, he couldn't even get horses out. He was like, you're going to ride this

Mr. Ed, great show. Love it. Like, that's literally because nobody, because the administration took the cords. And I think you should have played the rest of her speech because it wasn't, she just didn't call Latin Americans

breakfast tacos. Like, she kept going. She was like, and on my African-American ribs and my white bags of oatmeal and, you know, we're all favorite fattening food. None of us are anything excited. Like no one got to be celery or something healthy. We were all like, gross.

What would I be? What would you be? Yes, if I were a food. If you were a food? Yes. You'd be a pomegranate. Why? It's little. It's tiny, and as soon as it gets close to your mouth, you want to spit it out. That was pretty quick. Pretty quick.

Wear a lot of hats. Yeah, you do wear a lot of hats. You know, Jamie, it's good to see you. You look fit? Good to see us. It's good. That's so weird. Tyra said that.

An egg roll caught me off on the way here. No, he deserves it. He deserves it. He deserves it. I don't care. How did you get divorced against him? This was fun, right? Yeah.

This is a really fun speech by Joe Biden. Who are their speechwriters, each other? What are they doing? Is it true? I mean, do you think she mispronounce it because of being out of touch? Like, we all go to Baudet. Is it because things are delivered and the, I wish she had gone on and on, though. Like, man, we went to the Bogata.

We, uh, then we went home and Joe Mewed the law one. And I did that, La Handra. Like, I don't think they do regular people stuff. They don't know what to say. But how weird is it that they just pretended the video is different than it was? Yeah, incredible. Like, we could, we could see. I always feel bad when I see, like, a police.

on a horse, I always wonder, does that mean, like, you did something wrong? Do you know, like, if you're a really good cop, they go, oh, here's a car and a gun, and then if you're not that good, they're like, oh, here's a horse and the whip. And if you really suck, they're like, here's a bicycle and a flashlight, okay? Put all your stuff in the bathroom. I would take the desk job over the horse job in a second, because, you know, a desk doesn't, like, you know, drop a big load of... Yeah.

You weren't supposed to make any jokes about that, Gutfeld. Yeah, but you know, they didn't catch me. There's an alarm system about poop jokes now. And I'm right under the radar. Lydia, you are a reporter. Let's start with that. I like to think of myself as such. Yes.

So in your blind of business, you would issue a correction. Why can't any of these people admit they were wrong and issue their own humanitarian correction, if they will. Have they ever admitted they're wrong? I mean, I think this is peak 2022 that somebody's canceled, not for something that they did,

but for something that fits someone else's agenda. And I think it's pretty clear. The agenda is that Joe Biden is not doing well with Hispanic voters. He thought this was the perfect situation to frame himself as the savior. And the facts didn't line up. But, you know, that was then,

and this is now when we've moved on. I think my favorite thing from this whole saga, though, is the National Association for Historic Association for Historic. Hispanic journalists issued a statement condemning Jill Biden's remarks and they ended it with we are not tacos. Yes. There you have it. We are not tacos. But Kat, what if I identified as a topic? You probably will. I will. I have a hard shell, but inside there's so many spicy ingredients. All right. A lot of beef.

Right. No, that little Bogoda Blossom breakfast taco mashup was one of like the derangest attempts at a compliment I've ever heard. And like most of the ones that I get begin with, if I were 50 years younger, like, well, you're not. So you probably shouldn't type those next seven paragraphs. Does your wife know you're on here? But it also proves that in reality the Bidens are not as woke as they pretend that they are. and they just latch on to certain buzzwords. They were like, oh, this is called latinx inclusion, but there's an X for the S.

Perfect. I'm going to go there and say that I love all my little tacos. Like, if they actually were paying attention to these things and not just listening to what other people are telling them to say and do, then there would not have been this very strange, I don't know, error. I don't know what they were trying to do, so I'll just say, strange thing. Yeah, you know, I do think that any time you try to kowtow to diversity, it's embarrassing because you're pointing,

you're actually doing exactly the opposite of what you're supposed to do. Yes, I see you're different. You're not supposed to do that. You're not supposed to say that, oh, I get it. You're different. That's why it doesn't work. It makes everybody uncomfortable.

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conditioner model, Gavin Newsom, is running a reelection ad in Florida urging people to move to his state because he's stupid. But also in the sunshine state, freedom is under attack.

Let's talk about what's going on in America. Freedom, it's under attack in your state. You're Republican leaders. They're banning books, making it harder to vote. Restricting speech in classrooms, even criminalizing women and doctors. I urge all of you living in Florida to join the fight or join us in California. Of course, that ad has more inaccuracies than Jamie Lissau's guide to matrimony. So, freedom's under attack in Florida, but in California, Olympians are under attack.

Saturday, volleyball player Kim Glass was almost blinded by a homeless loon who threw a metal pipe at her face. She talked about it on Instagram. I was in downtown L.A. and I had a lunch. As I was leaving lunch, I was outside. And I was saying goodbye to a friend. And this homeless man ran up. He had something in his hand before I knew it. A big metal bolt, like pipe hit me right here, here.

It happened so fast. Now, that's really horrible. And we wish Kim a fast recovery. Still, for L.A., that's shocking, and that it was a metal pipe and not a crack pipe. Speaking of crack pipes, from SF, a video showing school kids getting off a bus and walking right into an open drug hellhole. Hunter Biden is watching it on a loop to find girlfriends. The children had to be escorted off the bus and walked safely past homeless people and drug addicts living in squalor. Or as they call it in San Fran, a meeting of the teachers union.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. That's a joke. Kat. This guy's got some major stones to do that while his state's falling apart, right? I guess, but I don't think he's the kind of guy who has any self-awareness at all. I think he's doing a great job. He's like, no, I just almost lost my job. I didn't actually lose my job.

And I don't know. He's definitely, I think he's going to run for president. So that's why I think he's doing this. Really? Yes. And it's, I don't think it's going to go well. Because, I mean, like, he made, like, places illegal for years. He outlawed places. Yes. But he, except for him. He could go to places. He poured sand into a skateboarding. Yes. I mean, what kind of freak does that stuff? That guy. That guy. Jamie, I saw your face when the kids were walking by the junkies and you were thinking, God, why do these junkies have to put up with all those brats? You know what's a little weird about the video? Yes. I feel like if the bus pulled up like a little bit further, it would have been fine.

Yeah. Did you see? There's like enough room to not do that. That is true. Did you see that? Yeah. I feel bad. I feel bad for these.

Go ahead. I just feel bad for these kids. I have kids at this age. It's sad, man. And like what we had to go through, when I was a kid, the worst thing kids would make funny. They'd think, oh, step on a crack. break your mother's back and here they're like hey step on a crack hey you step on that guy's crack I'm like crazier is the Gavin thing just in it's just you said it's just insane that he would run

why would he run unless I'm missing something why would he run the ads in Florida it would be like being on a dating app and it was just your ex-girlfriends do you know what I mean like I can't I think of a worse investment, except for, like, a lap dance. Tyrus, what do you thoughts? You know, again, I keep watching different stuff. Maybe it's because I wear a lot of hats. I don't know. But I feel like he was looking for someone to blame shit on.

Yeah. Let's get the Floridians over here and then blame them for everything. You know, come out and be like, everything was great. And then all these Floridians showed up. And we've got homeless everywhere and crimes everywhere. So go back. Get out. And I'll clean up this city.

we just got to get rid of the Floridians, all the successful people who gave up their dreams and freedoms. And he was saying how horrible it was, but he was playing patriotic music in the background. So I didn't know whether to start

singing the pledges of the flag or be like, wait, they're criminalizing women, but in a happy way? He literally was saying all these things to happy music. He was trying to do a parody and he f***ed up.

Well, he just, it's Newsome. Last word, Lydia. What do you say? You know, I think we need to go back to basics. I feel like Gavin Newsom is focused on teaching sex in schools and critical race theory, and you can't

even walk down the street in San Francisco or L.A. or New York without feeling unsafe. I literally got spat on the other day, walking home from work. Does it Kilmead? He does that. He hates the color yellow. Oh, God.

No, if you were, I know, it's a common thing. No, but look, and I told people, and most people are, oh, I'm sorry that happened to you, But there's sort of this resignation in our society. Like, yeah, well, that's New York in 2022. What are you going to do about it? Yeah, exactly. That's part of what makes this city so great, right?

Masturbating junkies. Maybe one of those 325,000 New York City employees could figure out how to address that issue. Yeah. I think we need to get back to basics. Yeah. Don't hold your breath, young lady, mainly because it's not healthy. We are out of time thanks to Lydia Moyden. Jamie Lissau, Cat, Cat, Carver.

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