Gutfeld! Monologues - Global Elites Are Nixing Meats

Episode Date: December 2, 2023

As seen on Gutfeld!, Host of the FOX True Crime Podcast Emily Compagno, Founder of the Loftus Party Michael Loftus, FOX News Contributor Kat Timpf, and FOX News Contributor Tyrus discuss the United Nations announced a policy aimed at reducing meat consumption. Follow Greg on Twitter: @GregGutfeld Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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New York Times best-selling author and Foxoos contributor, Cat, too. And he'll debate your points while dislocating your joints. New York Times bestselling author, comedian, and former NWA world champion, Tyrus. You know, Michael, as a street person, a.k. hobo, transient. People often think you're in blackface when it's just soot, dirt, and grind. Yeah. Cleaning out chimneys for extra money.

Yeah, I know, exactly. Sleeping under a dumpster. Are you surprised that they doubled down on their claims? I think they have to because the lawsuit is going to be so big. I mean, it's going to be so huge. And I just want to just applaud the parents. The way this is unfolding, it's beautiful. It's like you've ever seen those glitter bombs that the people,

people leave on their porch. Yeah. Right? It's just a, it's like an Amazon box, but full of glitter. Somebody steals it and it blows up and makes a huge mess. That's what this feels like. Because this dude from Deadspin had to be so excited. Oh, there's a white kid in blackface.

Oh, and he's wearing a headdress, and he's doing the Tomahawk chop. Yeah. Stop the presses. Yeah. And then to find out, uh-oh, it's an Indian kid. Uh-oh. His dad's a member of the tribe. Oh, his grandfather is one of the elders.

It's just going to keep getting worse. I wanted to find out like, oh, and his great-grandmother hand-carved the Underground Railroad and was married to Harriet Tubman. I wanted to get worse and worse and worse. Maybe it will. You know, Emily, you cheered for the Raiders back in your previous life. Plenty of fans painted their faces at Raiders games. Can you believe that Deadspin didn't know of this trend?

And that the photos that they chose to publish were of only that one's of the kid. Yeah, my issue with this, actually, the more that I think about it, the less I put any type of judgment, because I love to judge otherwise, but any type of sort of onus on that author, Karen Phillips,

because everything he has ever written has been extremist, incendiary, race-baiting, and absolute nonsense. My issue is with the publisher. My issue is with the amplification process here that keeps giving him a voice so much louder than everyone else that has confidence. that is trying to diffuse this absolute and utter unacceptable

drivel that we are continued to be subjected to. And my issue is also with all of those decision makers who listen to that . The NFL has now pledged $250 million over the course of 10 years to combat racism and put in the end zones, not only things like play football, no shit, but also things like,

you know, we all need this together and end racism as if that's going to do anything. What would do something is stop giving people like Karen Phillips any platform. Shut him up, and the race fading would actually be. I don't want him to be shut up, Kat. If he shuts up, I run out of an A block for my show. I mean, this guy has, we've now done three segments on this, two on the five. I think he's on the Fox payroll, Kat.

Yeah, I thought, yeah. I just, I had no idea you could get paid. to write articles about kids you don't like. I can't believe this. I agree with Emily. I can't believe this was published because the way he conducted himself was very much as if he were a

drug-addled man on the train. Like, that kid! Like, that kid is an asshole. Like, somebody do something about that kid. People are like, hey, man, leave the kid alone. Oh, yeah? Well, you hate Mexicans. And this is a published word. It blows my mind, and it couldn't have.

He's probably thinking to himself, you know, how was I supposed to know that this kid was Native American? Well, you know, you're not supposed to write that about a kid. That's not a normal reaction. He was writing as if he was speaking truth to power in some way, and the power is like five years old. Exactly.

Exactly. It's so weird for a grown man to be going after a small element. elementary school at the oldest, probably, child. But you know, what you hit on here is that if you're talking about groups of people, it's not about the child. It's about the group he represents. So you can go after anybody, including a five-year-old child or however old he is. I can never tell the age of kids.

Probably a bad thing. No, I'm very, I am an expert. I am an actual expert at aging children because I count down the years to minor 18. I'm very good because that's from the child support. it stops. So I'm like a mathematician. He's about six. I think you're all missing the point. And the ugliness of this is not just the idiot. Because you made a great point. You said the group. And it's the group that there's a certain group that you're allowed to do this to. White people. You can be racist and horrible as you want to be. As long as the group you're racist

against is white people. He doesn't have to apologize. He won't apologize. His publisher won't stop him. We see this all the time. Now they've gotten so desperate that now kids aren't off limits. They usually would go after adults.

We just saw the story two weeks ago where a kid went to a high school football game and he put two black lines down his face and he was exposed and could never go to a game again because he wore a black face. They're so angry that they're slipping through their fingers.

The difference is now is that white people are standing up. But here's what upset me. I don't care that he's Native American. I don't care if that kid was so white he was from Norway, which I established last night. He has every right to put on a headdress and dress up like his favorite player. Good point. And I'll end it with this. I myself, my favorite basketball team is the Boston Celtics.

their mascots a leprechaun. And that's why I'm so kind to Greg Alderman. I am a little bit Irish. I'm just thinking about my pot of gold. All right. Before we go, a quick reminder. I'll be in Albany, Albany, New York this Sunday, December 3rd for the final stop on my book tour. Go to G Gutfeld.gitfell.com for ticket info.

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with services like Prime Video, Amazon Music, and fast-free delivery, Prime makes it easy to get more out of whatever you're into or getting into. Visit amazon.com slash prime to learn more. It was good, huh? Don't clap. He'll just get a big head. The UN's causing grief because we won't stop eating beef. The United Nations is expected to announce a policy aimed at reducing meat eating

in the world's richest nations, including ours. Let's see, the Middle East is in flames, and the UN thinks reducing meat consumption is job number one. That sounds about right for those assholes. Bloomberg reports the UN's guidance is intended to send a clear message to governments to limit meat intake. And I'm sure they'll be as successful as their work in Haiti, the Sudan and Rwanda. Those assholes. I'm going to just keep saying that.

It's all part of the UN's efforts to fight climate change by reducing greenhouse gas emissions linked to meat production. Or as the UN calls it, Operation Look Busy while we double park and bang local hookers. That's what they do. But telling people to stop eating meat is easier said than done and developed nations like the U.S. We don't have to live on weeds and sticks like a bunch of broke-ass goats. Telling us to stop eating meat is like telling Joe to stop sniffing hair. Yeah. But as one activist told Bloomberg, livestock is politically sensitive.

True. Joy Behar got so upset once. stop producing milk. Damn. I know. Damn. So while the UN tells us to stop eating meat, they apparently shovel it in by the mouthful.

Look at this damning video evidence. Our gutfeld investigative unit, or GUE, unearth from the UN's Delegance Dining Room. Sure looks like meat to me. Meatballs, kebabs, prosciutto, meats galore. I haven't seen that much meat since I walked in on Lizzo at the Planet Fitness steam room. And check this out.

It appears to be a roasted suckling pig also served at the UN. I mean, I think it's a roasted suckling pig, or maybe Michael Moore fell asleep on a serving tray. My God. But how can we even be surprised, these hypocrites? So the UN is poised to tell us to curb our meat consumption? Fine, we'll stop eating meat when the UN stops eating Hamas's balls. Oh, my God.

That's my favorite block ever. Emily, Emily, Emily, Emily, do you think this is all planned by big insect? The corporate insect lobby, who wants us to eat bugs? Yes. Remember I ate one here? That's right. In that chair, and it was good. However, to me, the U.N. is such a joke.

And while this is sort of laughable, the reality is that the U.N., the damage that is, it does and the pomp and circumstance that it represents is anything but laughable. They have condemned, for example, Israel more times than they have every other country in the world combined. And they refuse to condemn Hamas. They have undergone such vile narratives and commentary and actions relative to actual brutality and death. It is such a joke that they then come in here to our town and say, here, America, this is what you should do, which is decimate. And entire industry that about, oh, 100 other industries depend on. And for this government to

accept it with knee pads on, to me is the worst part, because it just goes back to the level of control that this administration and that Democrats want to do with us at all times, because then they can control what's on our plate, just like they can control the light switch and our bills and the cars we drive and every other industry. They have no common sense or reality lens as to what that actually means. So it's funny, and that was. It's sort of my favorite intro that you've ever said to any block. But at the end of the day, it's so serious, the level of control that these guys are trying to extract from us at every turn they can. Tyrus.

A little applause there. We'll edit that out. It's too serious. I'm sorry. Tyrus, you love your protein. Yeah. So what's going on here? What would you, I mean, are you going to take this sitting down? I'm not going to take it all.

nobody at the UN's taking shit off my plate. They'll... Like, what are they going to do about it? Yeah. They have to call us to do everything for them. Yes, that's true. So what are they going to do? The UN's outside the house.

Let them in. They don't know how to open the door. They need an American to do it. There's nothing. The UN is empty. They can't do anything. They can't even have the... They don't have the guts to at least say,

Listen, we're going to say a bunch of so no meat. What? No meat at the thing. I'm not coming. My private jet, let's make a U-turn. Like they're not going to do it. Just like they're not going to do anything for green anything. They fly in private jets.

They drive and stretch limos. They over expend everything. Their budgets are outrageous when they come to where America for our women and our stake. Yes. So again, again, it's the UN. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

You know, more applause. Kat. Kat, you eat like a little bird, a little tiny bird. Mm-hmm. Thank you. Yeah, and it still pisses me off. Yeah.

The gall. Right, maybe the United Nations should consider reducing its American money consumption. Yes. Like, we pay for almost a fifth of the entire thing. If I wanted to pay,

pay someone to tell me what to eat, I could hire a nutritionist for a lot less than $12.5 billion a year. Exactly. We know that we could reduce our meat intake, but not for them. Besides, it's all based on faulty climate models. It's all BS. I didn't swear there. You know, Michael, there is an upside to this. When they say reduce meat consumption, they're not talking about the rodents that you cook on trash cans. That was close. So you and Hobo Carl are going to be safe when you ride the rails. I know. When we're out there cooking up,

possum of a canopy? Reading that old paperback that you've had in your back pocket for 30 years. Right? Yeah. Putting marks on walls like a good person lives here is a picture of a kitty cat. Yeah, the U.N.,

they seem to be fine with China opening up hundreds of new coal plants. Yeah. Right? They can burn all the coal they want, but no, no, if that guy eats a T-bone steak, that's bad for the environment. This is a division of the the U.N., the F-A-O, the food and agriculture organization, or as I like to think, the F-A-O,

all the way off, which is how we should think about these policies when they're like, hey, you should stop eating meat. We can just go F all the way off, and it's wonderful. And here's the thing, though, they should actually thank us for eating meat and keeping the planet nice and warm and toasty. Yeah, that's true. Right? Because what if we stopped eating meat and everything got cold? We'd all jump. Then you couldn't farm.

Yeah, that's true. So, yeah. That's science. It is. It is science. You can't live in cold glacial. You need us eating meat, keeping this planet warm and toasty. Mm-hmm. So you bitches can enjoy our American hookers. There you know.

The circle is now complete, Gregory. I yield the floor. I can now move on. The male version of Katie Lang. Thank you, Michael. Emily, Kat, Tyrus, our wonderful studio audience. I'm Greg, I love you, America. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show,

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