Gutfeld! Monologues - Governor Newsom Blames Climate Change

Episode Date: January 14, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg delivers a monologue slamming California Governor Gavin Newsom's response to the California wildfires. Plus, Greg looks back at the time President-elect Trump told him he would be a fantastic White House Press Secretary in 2015.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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or read a five-minute summary of the book at economic principles.org. Thank you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I mean, that's okay, but I expect more. Happy Monday, everyone. So President-elect Donald Trump is preparing more than 100 executive orders, starting day one of the new White House. And thanks to Joe Biden, 99 of them have to do with removing the carpet stains in the

oval office. Yeah. And yet another interview with the corpse that wouldn't leave. President now says, quote, I could have beaten Trump, and I think that Kamala could have beaten Trump. He added, if you don't believe me, just ask my good friend, Jim. me Carter. I know.

Speaking of Carter, last week, the five remaining U.S. presidents attended his funeral. It was weird, though, how everyone kept giving Jill Biden their condoluses. L.A. residents are demanding Gavin Newsom explain how they're supposed to survive with empty reservoirs. The governor recommended they try a dry shampoo or perhaps, a leave-in conditioner. The homeless L.A. man caught on video wielding a blowtorch is an illegal alien from Mexico.

Democrat leaders were quick to defend him as an undocumented welder. Welder's a funny name. All right. I'll take it. It's Monday. Before taking office, L.A. mayor, Karen Bass, said she would not go abroad. She might do abroad, but not go abroad. Hey, I don't know.

If you're going to do it, swing for the fence. I don't know. I don't know anything about her. At Kamala Harris's home in Brentwood, California, police responded to an alleged burglary, but the suspects were instead detained for violating curfew. And thanks to Doug Emhoff, both of them are now pregnant. Bang it away, officials claim that they weren't trying to loot. They were only trying to remove any flammable materials.

And finally, according to a new study, drinking grape juice can greatly lower the chances of erectile dysfunction in older men. In a related story, guess who wants to outlaw grape juice? All right. So the sign of a wise person is their ability to change once they realize they made a mistake. Whether you're a former liberal who's finally come around, or perhaps an organization admitting that you've hired some real idiots. Now, thanks for coming, B. Now, okay. I had to get that out of my system.

Now, remember, making a mistake. doesn't define you. It's what you do after the mistake. You can either say, I admit what I did and I'm ready to try something new or just keep blaming it on climate change. It's especially true when it comes to Donald Trump. Most idiots dig in their heels hating him, even at the cost of destroying themselves. Look at Robert De Niro. He played a boxer, but it was Trump that gave him brain damage. But I'm also a good example. Oh, sure. I was early. I was We've heard these rumors that you might run for president, and I was wondering if you do and you win, what would be my role? Well, I think you'd be a fantastic press secretary, you know, would finally have a little personality in that position.

Yeah, exactly. Now, now, but fast forward a few months. people defend him about making fun of a disability, making fun of John McCain, making fun of women, a woman's face. It just never ends. No one will ever stop defending the crass stuff he says. He's very impulsive. He's instead of thinking about what he says, he's impulsive. And it makes you wonder, do you want an impulsive leader or do you want a leader that thinks? I want somebody who can beat Hillary. I don't think an impulsive leader is going to beat Hillary. Really me? And he remembers. Why was I like that? Was it because Dana and I did a line of Coke in the bathroom right before showtime? No, no, no.

She offered, but I said not today. Wow. But you know, when I hear myself describing Trump, it reminds me of myself. witty, powerful, outspoken. And we both dated supermodels. Shout out to Fabio. But why was I so emotional about it? Well, here's an analogy.

In the late 1970s, I couldn't wait to hear the sex pistols. They were punk rock, and they were going to destroy all the mainstream crap on the radio. But when I got the record, I hated it. It was loud and scary and ugly and evil, and I did. didn't get it. So I separated the record from my collection. I didn't want its evilness to rub off on my cheap trick records like some type of musical STD. But then time passed, and I decided to give it another shot, and it blew my mind. But the record didn't change. I did. What happened there? Why did it take time? Well, like Trump, the pistols were not asking for me to like it.

and I resented that confidence, but then I grew to love it. That's the Trump effect in three steps. It's repulsion, confusion, then affection. It's the same three emotions I get when I stick my finger in Larry Cudlow's belly button. That's why he's smiling. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. Prime delivery is fast. How fast are we talking?

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to upset me, then resonated. I changed. Trump didn't. So when people in the media said, I used to like Gutfeld, but he's changed. Damn right, I changed. If you don't, when you realize you're wrong, you're a f*** idiot.

Much like this fella. Let's be honest, it was a terrible night last night. It was a terrible night for women, for children, for the hundreds of thousands of hardworking immigrants who make this country go. Oh, someone fetch that guy a 12-pack of tampons. That's a Trump effect, but not a healthy one. Here's Trump on meetings with Democrats.

A lot of CEOs, including some who censored you four years ago, have been coming down here basically to kiss the ring. Did they change or did you change? Well, maybe we all changed. I think they've gained a lot of respect. I think they looked at the mandate that we got. As you know, we won the popular vote. This is a good answer for it suggests a middle ground,

even if he didn't have to give an inch. And it gives Dems a path forward out of the darkness. We all changed. Funny, Trump may turn out to be the greatest ally for the Democratic Party, but not for the reason the media thinks. Trump is their Moses. And that he's parting the sea so Dems can flee their extremism and seek sanctuary and common sense.

Just when you thought he couldn't do any more for the Jews, now this. Maybe they're finally ready to get rid of their golden cows. Now, the Trump effect gives you the green light to talk in real terms about real problems. So now Dems no longer have to embrace stupid causes. They can talk about illegal immigration, rising crime, school. Stephen A. Smith, Bill Maher, Fetterman, they all seem freer. Hell, Fetterman looks positively radiant. Like Frankenstein, if they put in the good brain.

And why? Trump made it okay not to give a s about pronouns. And focus on the economy, law and order, and yes, fires. When a fireman is coming up that ladder and it doesn't look like, like you, who gives a . Yeah, I want mine. I want mine to look like Ryan Gosling, but it's not happening.

So when someone like Zuckerberg gets grief for now backing Trump, your instinct might be to say, too late, we're good. But as Scott Adams always says, all good things take too long to happen, including other people coming around. This is why conservative never-Trumpers are so miserable. Their ego won't allow them to admit they were wrong, for their hatred of Trump is tied to their self-worth. But thankfully, not all

Dems are like that. RFK, Tulsi, Musk, when faced with new information, they changed, too. How ironic for Democrats, really. The guy they've been trying to imprison for years is the one to break them out of their own. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon music app. It's the Will Kane Show. Watch it live at noon Eastern Monday through Thursday on Fox News.com or on the Fox News YouTube channel. And don't miss a show.

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