Gutfeld! Monologues - Governor Newsome Is Fed Up!

Episode Date: May 14, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg pokes fun at Biden leaving George Clooney “shaken to his core”.  Also, remarks on California Governor Gavin Newsome’s newfound disapproval of homeless encampments. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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New customer offer first three months only, then full-price plan options available. Taxes and fees extra. See mintmobile. All right, so here's a monologue. California governor of Gavin Newsom is now calling his city's homeless encampments unacceptable, which is odds and sees the guy who, you know, made them acceptable, turning sidewalks into red carpet events for drug addicts, thieves, and unemployed CNN anchors. On Monday, he urged cities to ban the camps from sidewalks, parks, and other public areas.

So after years of denying the problem, he's now pretending to fix it, which is like putting on a condom as you're leaving a whorehouse. Who hasn't? What's a condom? But as always, when a far-left dem runs for national office, he acts like a Republican. This is where the left is really pro-true. suddenly they grow balls. So Newsom is fed up with 10 cities, the crime, the urban decay. No, he's not mad about that stuff.

He's mad you noticed. It's like a criminal telling a jury he's sorry he robbed 25 banks when he's just sorry he got caught on the 26th. Because this isn't some spontaneous crisis. It's a man-made disaster like Chernobyl or Fox & Friends. And they like the show, okay? And the man who made it acts like you had nothing to do with it. It's pure government grift, shoving you down a flight of stairs and then making you pay for the handrail.

We've been lied to for years that homelessness is all about affordable housing. Fentanyl isn't the problem. It's that loan officer at the bank. Yet as we walk to work, we never saw families or kids, just men. So strung out on fentanyl, they looked like they were playing twister without a mat. Affordable housing won't change that. Give them a house. They'll burn it down when they pass out holding a crack pipe. Where do they think they are?

The White House? See, to the Dems, the homeless were always victims. And they are of Democrats. The people in these encampments are mentally ill, addicted, sometimes violent, often incapable of basic hygiene, let alone stable living. Imagine a commune, but everyone works at MSNBC. You know, it didn't used to be that way. When we were growing up, we called the homeless hobos. They were rare, colorful characters carrying their prized possessions in a bindle,

drinking Mad Dog 2020 and wearing Michael Dukakis for president t-shirts. But then it changed. Hobos became the homeless, a protected class given victim status, which became an incentive for people to migrate towards busy areas to mingle with a normies immune from the law, which made it worse. Contempt for these folks only grew with more contact. Have you ever taken your mom shopping at Embarcadero Center on her birthday and watched a man defecate in front of her?

I did. And that man was Brian Kilmead. He cleaned himself up. But common sense says that you put these people in treatment and then returned the streets of San Fran to the folks who made them faint. cross-dressing hookers. It's like the wildfires. Gavin blames climate change

when it was his corrupt bureaucracy. Since the Palisades fire, which destroyed 6,000 buildings, only four permits have been issued for rebuilding. Did climate change cause that? Hell no. So like the fires, Newsom-led homelessness run wild. They allowed tens of billions of dollars

to be swallowed up by a maze of consultants, nonprofits, and bureaucrats who created poop mats. It's sad. Californians used to say that. Californians used to sell maps of celebrity homes, not landmines. Now instead of sightseeing, tourists play hopscotch

so their shoes don't get hepatitis. And when residents complain, they're called cruel. And now we're supposed to believe Gavin? Hell no. All the problems of the last decade were based on his and his parties lies. A man can grow his hair out and play girls' sports. A gangbanger can claim he's oppressed. That homeless junkie, he's just an out of work.

artist. See, Newsom wasn't just ignoring the problem. He enabled it because Dems were in a woke crouch, terrified of their loony base. But now that he's seeing the White House, he's got a brand new act, a common sense centrist, just a soccer dad and khakis fed up with crime and chaos. It's all bullshit, a costume, a political drag show. And the kids this drag queen is reading to are the gullible voters. He's the classic wolf in sheep's hair jail. Just watch him answer the tough questions. Any other questions here? Yes, Governor, California has a terrible homeless problem. Why do you think that is?

Yeah, I appreciate that question. And I think it's a matter of perspective. Let's kind of flip the script on that, okay? Let's kind of put a new lens on that. I mean, you see a homeless man. I see an outdoorsman. We've got a lot of natural habitat in this state, and I'm just so proud that so many people in California can take advantage of that.

All right. Next question. Yes, Governor. People are calling you greasy Gavin. Why do you think that is? Look, I appreciate that question. I want to tell you, I've been taking fewer showers lately, and I think people have been noticing that, all right? Fewer showers, shorter showers. We want to save water here in California. We want to keep those reservoirs filled up because I don't know if you've noticed, but every once in a while, for no reason at all. California does tend to burst into flame. that's it okay I think we answered everything let's welcome listen ad free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple

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