Gutfeld! Monologues - Governor Walz's Own Kin Hope He Won't Win!

Episode Date: September 7, 2024

As seen on Gutfeld!, FOX News Contributor, Kat Timpf, Host of the Tyrus & The Wise Men podcast, Tyrus, Comedian, Lou Perez, and Financial Analyst, Heather Zumarraga discuss the political implications of Minnesota Governor Tim Walz's family coming out in support of former President Trump.    Plus, Greg pokes fun at his old friend Geraldo Rivera. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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to push right-wing viewpoints and help Donald Trump get elected. The DOJ seized 32 internet domains that they say mimic legit U.S. news outlets all to spread disinformation. So what was that disinformation? Well, it was unaffordable prices for food and goods. That DEI might be bad, and that crime committed by illegals is happening. Now, hold on a second. Those topics sound kind of familiar. It's like the stuff we talk about. How convenient is that for our weaponized justice system?

Every single issue we cover can now be chalked up to Russian disinfo. At least they left out the restful benefits of relaxium. So Russia paid $10 million. for stuff you could have gotten for me for free. Well, I would have only charged seven. Ten million is actually a pay cut. I kid. But trust me, ten million bucks isn't much in TV.

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It's our government, telling us that Trump can't be president because Moscow prefers him to Kamala. I know Russia doesn't want Kamala. Even the people who embraced Karl Marx thinks Kamala is too much of a Marxist. That's like the view saying a Big Mac is too high in galleries. Look, I don't want any foreign state interfering in our elections, but my dog's Instagram has more influence. One fake social media account alleged to have spread Russian lies had only seven followers. It was called CNN, California.

Yeah, but with only seven followers, seems pretty accurate. Meanwhile, notice what meddling evildoer wasn't the target of any indictments. Iran, who hacked Trump's campaign, funded protest groups. that took over American colleges and sponsored Hamas, which killed U.S. citizens? I mean, why target Russia and not Iran? Iran tried to kill Donald Trump. Well, I guess some questions answer themselves.

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Your time's bestselling author of Foxoose contributor, Cat, too. And he's never won at Hyden's. Seek. New York Times bestselling author, comedian, and former NWA World Champion Tyrus. Everyone really hates Tim Walz. So, Lou, Tampon Tim's extended family, have come out against him. First, it was his brother, and now all these relatives on his grandfather's side, so I believe they really haven't met him. But they're supporting Trump. Now, this doesn't seem to bother the media when it's on Trump's side of the family, and they bring it up constantly, but they're silent on this.

What do these relatives know that we don't know? I mean, I have my fan fiction, for sure, about all the things that can happen. I feel like, though, that they are kind of biting off of the Kennedys in a way, and it's sort of like the poor man's Kennedy, like poorer and fatter Kennedys. But, you know, I mean, one thing you have to admit, though, is, like, you know, as much as I love the drama, it doesn't necessarily mean that they're good people, you know, because I think, I think what happens a lot is, like, people think, like, oh, if I support the right candidate, that makes me a good person. Like, that will get rid of all of my sins, you know? But if you just look at, like, Kamala Harris, her father doesn't talk to her, right? Barack Obama's father hated him so much that he left. Yeah.

Right? Wasn't it when he was a boy, maybe? Something like that. There was a dream of my father or something like, I forget. He doesn't have a half-brother, too, that doesn't speak to him. Yeah, he doesn't like him out.

I don't know about that guy. Were we talking about Obama or me? But, you know, I think either way, the holidays are going to be very interesting over at the Wall family. You know, the thing is, I don't take the whole family thing that seriously, except that, you know, what did the media do with Mary Trump, who is a niece, a niece.

She made a million, she sold a million copies based on her hatred of Donald Trump. Let's see how much press she got, huh? The idea of passing Donald off is a great family man, is up there with trying to pass him off as a successful businessman. His despicable and blatantly racist tweets, as with lying, his racism isn't called out for what it is. People who invested in Donald believed in him as, you know, potential students or contractors were deceived by him. They were defrauded by him. Donald is a very unhealthy person.

He has a terrible diet. He doesn't exercise. and he has, you know, psychological disorders that continue to go untreated. So, Kat, the reason why we play that is that none of those opinions have anything to do with her being related to him. There are all things that you've already heard in the media. They're calling him racist and saying he has a terrible diet and all these things. That is not like some kind of earth-shattering, exclusive information from a family member.

she just parroted the that she heard on MSNBC and because her name is Trump she somehow was allotted extra space for her derangement well because she could she thought she could make money off of it and then she did yes sold a million copies that explains it right

yeah yeah this was a genre of content was this sort of insider Trump book or whatever and then you do the book and then you get interviews about how the insider and everybody would have the same kind during a meeting, he was a jerk, like, stuff like that. You're going to do that to me. Way ahead of you, Carol. A co-authored book.

But, like, okay, but these people couldn't, these people don't know him at all. At all, even didn't his sister be like, I've never seen these people in my life. And they didn't really want to identify themselves that much. I think it was kind of like a funny thing they did. Yeah, I mean, if, like, if my distant cousins did this, to me, I wouldn't give a shit, because I don't know them.

Yeah. Nobody knows. They're watching right now saying, I'm related to Timp, you destroyed them. No, I don't know who they are. They don't know who I am. I think that's fair. Take from a guy who knows 50% of his parents. But here's the, she didn't know Trump either.

Yeah. Because everything she said, I could have said. Exactly. I've never been in the same room with the president. And I could say he's racist and has a bad diet. Yeah. How do you know? Oh, because we're like this.

Yeah. And he also bullied me in camp in my pop-out book showing where he pushed me and bullied me when I was a child comes out next week, pre-order now. I mean, it's just, it's literally, it's, but there's no, but it's so funny because the reason why they don't like him for a lot of the reasons why it seems like China loves him more than his family ever could. When he went to the China's mother, and apparently she bosombed him and breastfed him from the Chinese teat of non. because he loves China so much. And to go back to the earlier segment, the reason why they don't talk about China is because China pays and Russia doesn't.

So let's just remember that right there. But it just goes back to, don't go off of what family says. We don't need his family to come forward. He's done enough on his own to where we pretty much know. And is that his real family? Do we know? Because we don't know anything he's done.

Because everything he does is a lie or a story. So maybe he knows them. Maybe he doesn't. Maybe he was born. in a genetic tube made for VPs, we don't know. Maybe he's a Russian agent. No, he's definitely, no, he spent time in China. Yeah.

Yeah, Russia doesn't cut the check, so Russia's got to go. I will say that that very, very old woman still taking time to be that petty is funny to me. Yeah, yeah, that's funny. Yeah, I respect her pettiness. It's funny. She's like, sure, I'll, she put on lipstick for that. Yeah. But no, that's a good point.

But if she, and she should have told us a story, like, he still wore diapers, till he was 13. Yeah, yeah. Have they ever even met him? That's what I'm saying is like when they come forward, they give you something real. Same thing with Trump's niece. She didn't say anything near like,

oh, at the family picnic every year, he stole my dessert. Yeah. He did it on purpose. But they don't have any real life connecting tissue to where you'd be like, oh, I don't like the guy either. Didn't matter, but you know, a million dollars buys a lot of cat food.

But Tim Walts's brother, now that's somebody close doesn't speak. to him. That says something. What say you, Heather? No, I don't want to kill the C block coming up, but Trump even mentioned, look at Tim Walsh's family. They're all for me. I mean, he wants to go hang out with these people. I think that's something he would do, you know. So regardless of if they are genetically blood-related or not, obviously there's some relation, but it would be good to have some anecdotal evidence as proof. Sure. Who needs anecdotal evidence?

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