Gutfeld! Monologues - Greg Is Glad President Biden Didn't Ask President Carter To Stand Up

Episode Date: January 10, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg delivers a monologue on the dangers of DEI, and the laughable narcissism of ABC News Anchor David Muir. Plus, he once again mocks the mental decline of President Biden.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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But in L.A., the winds are still so strong, Governor Newsom has ordered fire crews to batten down Tom Cruise. And frightened citizens are urged to shelter inside Julia Roberts' mouth. mouth. True. I haven't seen this many Californians run for their lives since Cher made an appearance without her makeup. Governor Gavin Newsom is receiving his usual share of criticism. But out of respect for the victims, people are encouraged to use the phrase, liar, liar, pants on backwards. But out of concern for safety, firefighters made sure to keep Newsom far from the blaze. The last thing they need was a grease fire, too. Many are criticizing the chief of the LA Fire Department for making inclusivity the top priority when hiring new recruits.

True, you want inclusivity? Maybe include a chief who knows how to fight fires. and said they put identity before competence. Because really in California, who you sleep with, it shouldn't make you fire chief. Although it can make you attorney general. Long walk, huh? ABC's David Muir is being mocked for using clothespins

to cinch his jacket more tightly around his chest while reporting from the scene. He was also overheard asking a crew member, does this burning city make me look fat? But let's only hope that the sock he puts in his crotch is flame retardant. Meanwhile, many critics say L.A. Mayor Karen Bass should have canceled her trip to Ghana before the fires broke out. I mean, if she wanted to go to a foreign land where no one speaks English, Could have stayed in California.

Even so, Bass called for unity during this crisis today. But there is unity, Karen. Everyone thinks you're a f*** idiot. All right. Back on it. Look out, tricky dick. There's a new worst president in town. According to a new Gallup poll, Biden is the lowest rated of any president in the last 65.

years other than Nixon. But to be fair to Nixon, compared to Biden's scandals, Watergate looks like a broken taillight. Now, when you rate Biden the worst since Nixon, you're saying he's the worst ever, because pollsters only ask about presidents that people have lived under going back to Kennedy. Unless you're some historian, you're only capable of rating presidents in your memory. Hell, Biden himself doesn't even remember his own presidency. So the worse since Nixon is really the worst ever. And keep in mind, the public hates Biden

even with most of the press covering up his dementia for this whole term. And sure, they panicked and piled on him after that deadly debate, but they can't make us forget how many times they lied for him. Hell, they're still doing it, even when he does stuff like this.

It's astounding what's happening. With only one piece of good news, my son is out here in his wife. They got a notification yesterday. Their home was probably burning the ground. Today, it appears that it may be still standing, but the good news is I'm a great-grandfather as of the day.

Way to read the room, you callous corpse. Sorry your city's burning, but I brought cigars. Anyone got a match? I'm going to be a great granddaddy What a clown I guess we can be grateful He didn't ask Jimmy Carter to stand up at the eulogy We'll be back with more Gutfeld

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slash Prime to learn more. So what was immediate before all this when it was obvious Biden was 25th Amendment material? Let's turn to Iraq. Jackie Warvet and Purple Heart recipient, Brian Williams, who said nothing, yet calls people out for saying nothing. On the media's coverage of Joe, he told the Washington Post, quote, it's actually insulting, a gross disservice to those watching and listening, because it doesn't match what they just saw or heard for themselves. Funny, that sounds like he's talking about every broadcast he did for NBC Nightly News. Quote, it was crushing to watch so many working journalists attempt to generate the words to accurately describe a visibly struggling and diminished president, seemingly unable to complete a sentence or thought in his disastrous final debate.

Oh, that was the problem? They couldn't find the right words? Well, here's a few that come to mind. How about decrepit, demented, confused, obtuse, and bad-shund crazy? But I guess Brian doesn't need a war-tooth. zone anymore to pretend to be brave. He once bragged that his helicopter got shot down and war-torn Iraq, which was the biggest lie since Hillary claimed she took sniper fire in Bosnia. Turns out it was the Red Cross shooting donuts at her from a T-shirt cannon. She caught him with her mouth. It was amazing. And Brian could have spoken up at any point in the past

four years. Why didn't he? It's the same reason the rest of him didn't speak up. They all knew Biden's brain was rancid applesauce, but they also knew if they said anything, ooh, their peers wouldn't like them. The truth took a backseat quicker than me and Larry Cudlow at a drive-in movie.

He's all hands. They told the biggest lie in the history of presidential politics, Joe Biden is fit to serve. Yeah, to serve what? Carrets to his imaginary pet bunny? But they parroted these lies because they were cowards, all of them.

And Hollywood was no better. Comedians suffered the same weakness, claiming they were pressured to stay in line. Here's Jim Gavigan admitting that people told him not to criticize Joe or Harris. What I thought was interesting about this election is, and maybe because it was so important, and maybe because it was such a short election for Kamala. that people were like, don't criticize her. And I'm like, that's actually bad to have that approach. Yeah.

And I think hindsight, a lot of people feel that way. Well, they call it hindsight for a reason, because that's what you see when you're kissing ass. Here's the suddenly brave Whitney Cummings. It's just wild to me that we are in a time where if you are on the left and you don't criticize your party, How much do you even care about your party?

Do I mean? It's like, what's going on in the left? I had to, like, I finally just broke. I just think that if you love your party, you have to be able to criticize it, you know? Wow. The question is who pressured them to stay in line. Did either comic have a boss who might fire them?

No, they stayed in line because their agents, managers, and their own wallets told them to. And also their peers, they were scared of upsetting people they wanted to impress. What if they ran into Seth Rogen at Whole Foods? or Chelsea Handler at the Free Clinic or Leo DiCaprio at their daughter's high school graduation. Meanwhile, comics with real guts for the past four years, well, they were on this show or writing for it behind the scenes. They said what they thought and they shared the risk. They told the truth

about what they saw and they lost work for. it. Nick DiPaulo says he's been canceled more times than a Chris Christie gym membership. They lost jobs and they lost friends. I hear Joe Mackey couldn't get laid this entire time. As well as before or after. Fortunately, this show helped them pack halls and clubs and now suddenly everyone else agrees with them and us without ever admitting we were right, of course. but hey it only ended up costing them an election and the public's goodwill better luck next time guys maybe then you'll have grown some balls let's welcome tonight's guess listen ad free with a fox news podcast plus subscription on apple podcasts and amazon prime members can listen to this show ad free on the amazon music app this is jason chafetz from the jason in the house podcast join me every monday to dive deeper into the the latest political headlines and chat with remarkable guests listen and follow now at foxnews podcast.com or wherever you download podcasts.