Gutfeld! Monologues - Has Kamala Harris Made a Decision?

Episode Date: October 28, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld! former President Joe Biden describes these times as "dark days." Meanwhile, what’s Kamala Harris's decision? Greg keeps us updated on what that decision is and what she’s chosen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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I love you. All right. Thank you. No case of the Mondays here, but we do have Brit Hume fever. Happy Monday, everyone. All right, in a rare appearance. President Biden said,

I can't sugarcoat any of this. These are dark days. He later revealed he was talking about his underpants. President Trump told reporters he had an MRI that was, quote, perfect and encouraged reporters to look at it. I believe we have a picture of it. We had to order that censored sign extra large. 183 million passwords have reportedly been stolen in a massive data breach. Granted, mine was pretty easy to steal. It's where there's.

1999 other people had that. Kamala Harris is hinting that she may run for president again in 2028. I know. In fact, she got to work writing the first draft of her concession speech. Former Chicago mayor, Lori Lightfoot, wants to force ICE agents to remove their masks. ICE responded, sure, Lori, you go first. I mean, can you imagine what's under that? What if she's hot?

What if she's like a 10? Oh, my goodness. To protest the construction of the new White House ballroom, Hillary Clinton is selling hats that say, not his house, our house. Yeah, I hear she's making it killing. And selling some hats. She kills people.

Chelsea Clinton also criticized Trump's demolition of the East Wing, saying it was a place where she used to play hide and seek. It's also where her dad used to play hide the baloney. You saw where it was going. Courtney Kardashian is launching a line of lollipops that are designed to support vaginal health. Put me down for two cases, said one man. But lollipops for vaginal health, man, they better come with very clear instructions. There's three potential issues.

Finally, a 13-year-old boy had emergency surgery after swallowing 100 magnets. But the good news is he had a blast riding. on the outside of the ambulance. RIP, he's alive, I think. I don't know. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. When you support Movember,

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Have you made a decision yet? No, I have not. But you say in your book, I'm not done. That is correct. I am not done. I have lived my entire career, a life of service. And it's in my bones. And there are many ways to survive. I've not decided yet what I will do in the future beyond what I am doing right now. Yeah, she's not done yet. Something she always says at last call. Question is, how will she ever know?

She dropped out before the first primary somehow became. vice president then was humiliated by Trump. She doesn't know when she's had enough. Just ask the bartender in Chili's. Then there's Gavin who says he'll consider a White House run. I'm looking forward to who presents themselves in 2028 and who meets that moment. And that's the question for the American people. They'll make that determination.

After the 2026 midterms, you're going to give it serious thought. Yeah, I'd be lying otherwise. I'd just be lying. can't do that. I'd be lying and I can't do that. Well, since you can't lie, what tequila were you nursing while the Pacific palisides burned?

And what was it like banging your campaign manager's wife? Of course, he's just waiting for us to forget that his state looks like an overturned porta potty. But with fake crime statistics and fake boobs, why not I have a fake governor? In an interview last week, Newsom painted himself, as a latchkey kid struggling to make ends meet. It was also about paying the bills, man.

And it was just like hustling. And so I was out there kind of raising myself, turning on the TV, started, you know, just getting obsessed, you know, sitting there with, you know, the wonder bread and five stacks of, you know, teeter butter. And, like the white steak, five story. Come on. Macaronian cheese.

Yeah, that's right, man, bro. He watched one episode of Good Times. It's a nice story, except that it's about as flimsy as the drawstring on J.B. Pritzker's Moomoo. Because while Gavin was hustling, he was featured in a Children of the Rich article, detailing its ties to billionaire oil man Gordon Getty. His dad worked for the Getty's, and the same Getty Fortune bankrolled Gab's first business venture, a winery. This guy owned a wine shop at 24 years old,

back when yours truly was still doing nude modeling to pay for alcohol. Those pictures follow me everywhere. So the man didn't hustle for rent. He hustled the truth. It's like when Hollywood celebs say they lived out of a car before they made it. They don't tell you that the car was a Mercedes Mayback

and was parked in front of their parents' mansion in Malibu. He wasn't even one of those poor kids. Hell, poor kids don't have pet otters like Gavin did. Gavin actually had a pet otter, which also means he had pet fish to feed said otter. But he's lucky he started from privilege. You never had a real job. And once he gained power, he counts on Wikipedia editors to make him working class. And then you count on nobody bothering to look it all up, which is a bad strategy in this day of grok and chat GPT

and a public who no longer believes anything coming from the media. But the entire party depends on ignorance as a survival mechanism. Whether it's White House renovations, Gav's fake origin story, Joe Biden's health cover-up, everything the Dems deny can be exposed with something as simple as a Google search. The days of her journalist having to do a deep dive for three days to find the truth, that's over.

Hell, I can discover the truth between sets on my thigh, master. But party, the party. This party believes their supporters won't bother to check. And in politics, that's easy because who wants to look up anything? Unless it's a celebrity's nudes or the next time I'm in town, or if you're a superfan, both. But that brings us to the socialist from Queens who believe the worst outcome of 9-11 was Islamophobia, citing his aunt who stopped using the subway. I want to use this moment to speak to the Muslims of New York City.

I want to speak to the memory of my aunt. who stopped taking the subway after September 11th because she did not feel safe in her hijab. Oh, poor thing. I don't know about you, but I think worse things happened on since 9-11. And she not using the subway? She was just ahead of us.

Not riding the subway is what people do to avoid getting murdered by people her nephew protects. And not only that, it wasn't even her freaking aunt, but actually a deceased, distant cousin, he clarified on Monday probably never happened. Let's be honest. But once again, here's where Google becomes the left's kryptonite. Twenty-five years since, I've come across three murders directly attributed to anti-Arab hatred. Meanwhile, a study by the Department of Justice estimates that 23 to 27 honor killings occur annually in the U.S. But Zohran expects you to express complete empathy for people like

this relative, but never the same empathy for victims of October 7th or crime in general. But Dems are more interested in seeking votes than seeking the truth. And they assume their supporters will never check the paper trail. That's the point. The past doesn't matter. The truth doesn't matter. The only

thing that matters is that you don't look it up. Let's welcome. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon music app.

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