Gutfeld! Monologues - Have The Dems Learned Anything?

Episode Date: October 24, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld! Hunter Biden’s response to Kamala Harris’ new memoir.  Plus, it’s been six weeks since Charlie Kirk’s shocking assassination—have the Democrats finally learned their lesson? Greg has the answer you won't want to miss. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And I must, I must remind you, I must remind you, please do not feed Brett Bear. He'll just fall you home. Happy Thursday, everyone. So Hunter Biden called parts of Kamala Harris's new memoir, quote, personally painful.

All. Publishers apparently forgot to tell Hunter, you're not supposed to put it up your butt. The Chicago teacher who mocked Charlie Kirk's assassination still remains employed. But school officials explain that firing her could cause her to collapse from a heart attack and crush dozens of children. Because she's morbidly obese. According to a new report, San Francisco streets are dirtier than last year with even more feces and graffiti, but officials say there's an upside. It's creating more jobs for people who count feces. Win, win.

A chocolate lining to every crowd. An enraged Texas Democrat candidate Jolanda Jones vows to fight ugly against the Trump administration. which won't be a problem thanks to their secret weapon. James Carville said Trump collaborators should be publicly shamed and spit on. And immediately, Don Lemon signed up to be a Trump collaborator. A Democratic Senate candidate in Maine has come under fire for a Nazi tattoo,

but now he claims he covered it up with something slightly less offensive. There's a new TikTok trend that claims you can tell the size of a guy's package by how big his smile is. On a completely unrelated note, here's my latest headshot. And finally, for the fifth year in a row, Taco Bell has the fastest drive-thru, with an average weight of just four minutes and 17 seconds. And that's the total time it takes from ordering it to having diarrhea. We'll be back with more Gutfeld.

It's Will Tane Country. Watch it live at noon Eastern Monday through Thursday at Fox News.com or on the Fox News YouTube channel. And don't miss the show. Listen and follow the podcast five days a week at Fox News Podcasts.com or wherever you download your favorite podcasts. All right. So it's been six weeks since Charlie Kirk was assassinated.

and have the Dems learn a thing hardly. Take Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker, but only if you have a forklift. He's now comparing Trump's ice raids to Nazi Germany. We have to save this country from what Donald Trump is doing to it because, no, I do not want this country to become, like other authoritarian regimes. People have criticized me for talking about the Nazi regime. People's rights started getting taken away.

People got accused of being immigrants. This is before the Holocaust really took place. They create these kind of fake ideas that there's an enemy out there and it could be sitting next to you at one of these tables. And so let's round them up. Let's make sure that they are the subject of the laws that we're passing because we don't like who they are. That is what authoritarian regimes do.

Wow. You know, I used to think Pritzker was just a fat asshole. Now I realize he's a. a fat asshole with amnesia, clearly forgetting not just the law, but that branding people Nazis gets them killed. Yeah, enforcing immigration law is apparently how the Holocaust started. This lump of lard is as ignorant of history as he is of the food pyramid. But once again, ISIS is only enforcing the law against lawbreakers.

Unlike when Joe Biden was in charge, when the puppet masters, move their hands from Joe's ass long enough to sign warrants for parents, churchgoers, and a realtor with a flare for spray tans. So what does the rhetoric do? In New York City's Chinatown, ICE agents raided Canal Street Tuesday, arresting nine illegals with rap sheets that include forgery, drug trafficking, robbery, and assault. These are bad hombres. Exactly the kind the cavalry of liberal white women seem to cherish most. Because, you know, the other guys are Nazis. You do it. Show your face. Come on. What are you scared about?

What are you scared about? They're fattuckin Nazis. They're abducting people from their homes and their schools and their jobs and they know what they're doing is wrong. And they don't get a f*** because they're heartless monsters. Hmm. Well, she's got a mouth on her. And that's the only mouth she'll ever have on her.

Well, until their cats eat her dead body in her lonely apartment. So there you go. Law enforcement rounds up serious criminals and you have thirsty broads coming to their defense. Of course, they don't live there or run a business on that street. They don't even walk their dog on it like I do every day, pass the block with the prostitutes, and then back around a few laps. And yet these women defend men who sell counterfeit goods, send the cash to organized crime groups

who used it to traffic women. Right. You know, maybe it's me, but these lonely hearts should channel their passion elsewhere. Like write love letters to death row inmates. That way, the inmates will drop their appeals and we can execute them faster. Last Saturday, I was on that very street

watching these thugs surround two cops who were outmaned. They did nothing. So ICE hits the gang and netted nine repeat offenders. Yet these white ladies raged over nine measly arrests. Hell, they had twice that number after Don Lemon tweeted, Meet me in the Central Park Men's Room. But it says something about a party who keeps choosing felons over citizens.

And it's all because for them, there is no downside. They don't live there. And now House Dems are launching something called Master Ice Tracker, a government-funded system to monitor the government agency that enforces the law. It's designed to help fugitives evade capture, which makes them co-conspirators. And what will they do if they see something they don't like? Arrest ICE? Well, who's going to make that arrest?

You and your wife's boyfriend? But if you can crowdsource tracking against ICE, why not do that to cops? Why not? If you could decide what laws matter and what don't? Maybe we should do that, too. Crowdsource the locations of bat-h-h-craise crazy. white liberal women. I don't know why.

And they may not be breaking any laws other than hygiene, but who's to say what a law is? So to recap, the Dems call ICE Nazis for deporting felons to choose criminals over citizens and compare the rule of law to genocide. And they're doing this while polls show Americans of both parties supporting deporting criminal illegals. But it's no stretch to go from defund the police to defend the. the thugs. They now believe that illegals have an exemption to the laws that citizens don't, which only emboldens illegals to go after the cops. I saw it with my own eyes. Not only can you

come here illegally and commit crime, you do it knowing that the laws won't apply. Democrats aren't trying to win you back. They want you to lose hope. That way they think the more likely you'll vote for them. Let's hear you. Listen ad free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts, and Amazon Prime members can listen to this show and free on the Amazon Music app.