Gutfeld! Monologues - Hawley Grills Ellison

Episode Date: February 14, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld!, Josh Hawley grills Minnesota AG Keith Ellison for accepting $10K from fraudsters. Plus, Tim Walz blames Trump for all the chaos in his state and wants a bailout, and Greg has some thoughts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I'll let you live. It's Friday, so you know what that means. Let's welcome tonight's guest. His comedy shows are standing room only because audiences throw their chairs at him. Comedian founder of Western Razor, David Angelo. This Minnesota Senate candidate is going from NFL sidelines to Capitol Hill to places full of criminals.

It's Michelle Defoya. This rock and roller went from, YouTube to time two. Host of the Kennedy Saves the World Podcast, Kennedy. Allentine's Day, women crave is dark chocolate. Former NWA World Chairman, host of the planet Tyrus

podcast, Tyrus. You can't call that racist. All right, before we get to some news stories, let's do this. Greg's Leftovers. Mm. All right, it's Leftovers, where I read the jokes we did

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And because she's been dead for 63 years, here's the favorite to win. Nicely done. Nicely done. So proud. Palestinian activists is demanding that dogs be banned indoors because they're un-Islamic. Even the

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He's got a little hole punch on that thing. And on the card. It's called a loyalty penis. All right. It didn't work. It didn't work. RFK Jr. said he's not scared at germs because he used to snort coke off toilet seats. Yeah, tell me about it.

He wouldn't even wait until I got off the seat. At least nine ex-Biden officials running for office are not even mentioning that they once worked for him. And those were his pallbearers. People were called to a home after two siblings argued over who ate the last sticky bun. To settle the dispute, authorities called in the premier expert on sticky buns. University of Maryland researchers say some people may fart as many. is 59 times a day. Is that what we go for?

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change the name to Chipotle and sluts. And finally, today is Friday the 13th. When you have bad luck for a single day, it's called Friday the 13th. When you have bad luck every day, it's called being Brian Kilmead. Unnecessary. But some of the best things in life are unnecessary. We'll be back with more Gutfeld.

Anyway, so ICE has arrested 4,000 vicious criminal illegal since cracking down on Minnesota. This includes murderers, rapists, gang members, terrorists. And worst of all, whoever sold this guy his wife. Whig. Tom Homan says they've located over 3,000 missing children, which explains why my shoe factories have been so empty.

But while ICE hunts criminals, Minnesota politicians keep protecting them. Remember the $9 billion in Somali fraud that spread through the state like a yeast infection at an erotic bakery? Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison accepted 10 grand in campaign donations from these fraudsters. He even met with them,

and it was all caught on tape. Here's Senator Josh Hawley detailing the leaked audio. Ellison doesn't want you to know about. You said, we've got to make sure this guy who's investigating them stops it. You said, you have my attention. You're the one talking BS.

Hey, listen, it's my time. You know what you're talking about. Oh, you know, sir. You're now to encounter the truth and you don't like it. Why'd you take their money? Why'd you take their money? I didn't.

You took $10,000. No, that's a false statement. 10,000 dollars. nine days after the meeting. You helped fraudsters defraud your state and this government of $9 billion, and you got a fat campaign contribution out of it. You ought to be indicted. Wow, that's, all right.

Got to say, that's some pretty damning evidence. It reminds me the time when all those babies in Panama City looked like me after spring break in 87. But wait, I don't think Holly's. he was done with him. As early as 2019, whistleblower, don't talk over me. As early as 2019, it's my hearing, pal. As early as

2019, don't call me, palers came, well, I should call you a prisoner because you ought to be in jail. Well, you see what you can do. I'm not your pal. Don't call me, pal. Sounds like Bill Hammer in front of a mirror. But for the arrogant

Ellison accountability is for other and crime isn't about laws, perpetrators, and victims. It's about a greater grift where you deem society as oppressive, which gives the oppressed free reign to rip everyone off. So where does that leave us? Well, as Operation Metro Surge wraps up in Minnesota home and proudly says they've made it less of a sanctuary for criminals. And guess who helped make that happen?

Not Ellison or his office. Instead, they created the atmosphere for chaos by deliberately refusing to cooperate. It makes me wonder, what or? organizations have been active on the ground in Minnesota? What organizations have been active on the ground in Minnesota? We have tracked over $60 million, according to the latest 990 disclosures, to approximately 14 groups, some of them national, others on the ground. So the whole protest was the opposite of organic, meaning unlike cat tymph at the gym,

it was coordinated. And yet Tim Walt still blames the chaos. on Trump, and on Thursday he proposed that you and me pay for it. We're going to be proposing a first time $10 million, one-time targeted loans, forgivable loans, that we know, and I want to be very clear, is a very small piece of this. Federal government needs to pay for what they broke here. They are going to be accountability on the things that happened, but one of the things is the incredible and immense costs that were born by the people of this state.

the federal government needs to be responsible. You don't get to break things and then just leave without doing something about it. You don't get to break things and leave without doing something about it? Dude, that's your career. In one sentence, everywhere you've gone, you've left a trail of misery and tampons. Ice rounds up thousands of thugs, finds thousands of missing kids, and you want a bailout after running interference for thugs? They say the federal government broke things.

No, you douchebags broke things when you turned your state into ground zero for fraud. Chaos isn't a consequence. It was your business model. And now those dopes want taxpayers to write another check for their corruption? Sorry, here's a better idea for you chumps. Maybe stop protecting the people who are destroying the city. But they won't. In fact, it's pretty shocking how cavalier they are after being called out for all this stuff.

Perhaps it's because there's never been any accountability for Democrats. breaking the law before, which is why it's now time to prove all of them wrong and nail these bastards to the wall. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon music app. This is Ainsley-Aerhart. Thank you for joining me for the 52-episode podcast series, The Life of Jesus. A listening experience that will provide hope, comfort, and understanding of the

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