Gutfeld! Monologues - He Copped A Plea And Will Likely Go Free

Episode Date: June 21, 2023

As seen on Gutfeld! Host of Making Money w/ Charles Payne on Fox Business, Charles Payne, 2020 Presidential Candidate, Tulsi Gabbard, Comedian, David Angelo and FOX News Contributor, Kat Timpf discuss the ongoing controversy surrounding gender-affirming care. Later, the panel weighs in on Hunter Biden pleading guilty to two counts of misdemeanor tax offenses. Follow Greg on Twitter: @GutfeldFox Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Host of Making Money on Fox Business, Charles Payne. She's the best kind of Democrat, former. For Fox News contributor Tulsi Gabbard. His voice is deeper than the well that he hides those children. in Westernraiser.com owner David Angelo. She's a hoot and a holler and smaller than a dollar. Fox News contributor, Cat Tip. David, you've transitioned back and forth quite a few times.

Yes, I, well, you know, yeah, you know, sex, gender, it's complicated. Yes. But just, can I ask the audience maybe two questions? Like, I'm obviously a man. Can you, by applause, do you agree that I'm a man? Okay. And now therefore, by applause, do you agree that when I throw a ball, whether it's a baseball or a football, I'm throwing it like a man?

Thank you, because that was not the consensus growing up. Yes. It's important. I finally got closure on that. Yes, exactly. Wow, that was a good little study. It was a one-act play. Yes, it was.

Why all these stories happening at once, David? I don't know. I'm not really... I was out of town this weekend. I didn't hear any of these. But that's a good point. That's a good point. Because they're not actually part of regular, like, stuff, but they're always in the news.

I'm just trying to figure out why is there so much attention paid to something that has little relevance? I don't know. I mean, it's one of those things people get, they have strong opinions about. Yes. So therefore it gets talked about a lot. But I don't know.

I don't have kids and I don't think I'm a woman, so opt out. I don't know. What is it? Why do you think that this has become such a heated thing? It seems like just in the last year, it's exponentially, you know, appeared in every place from music, arts, media, sports. Yeah, it gets an inordinate amount of attention and a huge amount of influence. But you look at what, you know, Associated Press, for example, when we see AP now,

we should no longer see Associated Press. We should see Associated Propagandists because that's exactly what they're doing here with this so-called guy intentionally creating this thing, like, who the hell are they? of all, to be able to tell so-called journalists how to talk about things. But second of all, it is a direct and intentional attempt to influence our culture, our language, and the values of people in this country. And it's something that we have to recognize so that people don't fall victim to it, but then also just stand up against and recognize that journalism is largely dead in this country. Journalists, so-called journalists will fall into this or eagerly run towards it

and continue to be the propagandist that they are. It's crazy because it seems, I'm going to plot, that it seems so anti-female. It is. It's just like, and it seems like it's driven by men identifying as women. It's not like, it's not coming in the other direction. It's not women who are transitioned to men

who are pushing this. No. It's going one way. It's usually the same type of person, and we just let it happen. And it is causing real harm, though. That's the thing is this is more than a punchline in a joke.

It is causing real harm. And to hear this, you know, spacecom commander talking about gender affirming care, I don't even know if she realizes what it is. If she does, they call their space command people guardians. Yeah. What about guarding the well-being of these kids who are being forced into irreversible surgeries and hormones? Charles, you're a business guy. I can tell by your suit. Are the companies starting to wise up that this, like, is not working at this D.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. You know, if you look at target foot traffic, you look at how much market share butt light is lost, but they seem pretty defiant. You know, it's really crazy. It's not about, right, no one cares of a, you know, if you want to promote a Pride Month thing. It's when you say we're going to donate money to an organization that will allow kids to change their gender without parental consent. That's crazy.

I mean, it's like, what the hell is Target thinking about, right? And then, you know, I'm looking at this ACLU thing and the Duane Owens thing. So he murdered and raped both a 14-year-old girl and a 38-year-old mother. What kind of guilt does the people of the ACLU have? Like, how bad do you have to hate yourself? Like, you know, my great-great-granddaddy owned a plantation. Or my great-grandfather was a Nazi. Like, what kind of guilt are you?

carrying that you believe like this, that you feel pity for an animal, a monster like this, that you can be so twisting in your mind that he becomes the victim. Yeah. It would scare me about the propaganda part, I was reading another one of these stories, right, about

public school. And so anyway, it's in Canada, and the mother was upset because a man questioned her nine-year-old daughter's gender at a shot put competition. And went on to say the official in question said, the bearded a mustache threw him off, so he was sorry. Actually, I added that part.

It didn't really say that. But the point is, like, this is the same way they got climate to be big and everything else. They start like this, and they plant seeds in our children. And what we're laughing at as being abnormal, sick, and really a threat, they're trying to make normal. And they're playing for this for this to be normal in the next 20 years. Yeah. Kat. You always tell me how transatlantic.

Tuesday is your favorite thing you look forward to it. I knew you were going to say that. Yes. What happened is I opened my laptop. I saw a Trans Tuesday and I closed it and I took a deep breath. Yes. You thought maybe said Taco Tuesday. Before I opened it again.

Well, it was Taco Tuesday, but then I identified as a hotchardt. So I opened it up. I did some, you know, Googling. Yeah, you did some Googling. I googled sex assigned at birth. And the top definition that came up first was from UW Medicine in Washington State, which said the sex, male or female, assigned to an individual, to an infant, most often based on the infant's anatomical and other biological characteristics.

So most often or always. Because if they mean most often, I want to know what happened those less oftentimes. Yeah. And it's, I think if you had to use the word, I guess, observed would be better. But all of this is just making, saying the same thing, but doing it in a longer way. Right. Because all the definitions I found, most of them at least still had the word biological in it. So you're still saying the same thing.

Even in the at-birth part, I feel like most people find out before that. They're like, you're having a boy. You're having a girl. You can make that longer, too. But I feel like, congratulations. You're having a vagina baby. Yes. Doesn't have the same ring to it.

It's ruining the gender reveal parties. It's a vagina baby. Yes. My husband is going to wait 19 years before you can have one now. All right. Don't go anywhere. We'll be right back. The conjuring last night.

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Shop now at Macy's.com. Thank you. Thank you. He copped a plea and will likely go free. True Hunter's high. armed and sleazy, but he still gets off easy. Yeah, the big guy's little guy has agreed to plead guilty to federal tax charges and agreed to a separate deal for felony gun possession.

Still no word, though, on whether or not he's agreed to wear pants. Documents reveal Hunter made over $1.5 million bucks in 2017 and 2018 and willfully neglected to pay any income tax on it, choosing instead to invest that money in lap dances. Not a bad investment. It's better than gold and silver. I didn't say that. Now's never been a better time to invest in lap dances. I guess the lights are going to go off.

I know. Furthermore, he willfully possessed a firearm during that time while using or addicted to a controlled substance. But in Hunter's defense, he used the gun he had only as a bong. Critics are all calling this a slap on the wrist, which is the least sexy place to get slapped, by the way. So it seems Hunter will likely stay out of prison. The lesson, if you want to party that hard in America, first make sure your dad is a powerful Democrat. Meanwhile, former President Trump posted on truth social, quote, the corrupt Biden DOJ just cleared up hundreds of years of criminal liability by giving Hunter Biden a mere traffic ticket. Our system is broken, end quote.

So let this be a lesson to all you would be crack, smoke, and gun-toting, hooker hoarding, sister-in-law, banging brain dead low lives, too much of a good thing can actually be a great thing. Yeah, thank you. Fox's own legal analyst, Jonathan Turley, called the deal an obvious diversion from Biden family corruption. I wonder if you have the son of the president who's at the center of one of the greatest influence peddling scandals in history. You have the son of the president who's at the center of one of the greatest influence peddling scandals in history, and that's saying a lot in Washington, D.C. And he's going to walk away

with a couple of misdemeanors and a gun charge that they can likely expunge. That's not going to sit well. It's not going to sit well, but with whom? Who from the media is going to bother asking Joe about it? And talk about a sweetheart deal. I haven't seen a deal that good since I gave waters 20 bucks to shave my back. He got more out of it than I did. Tulsi has justice been served? Of course not. Of course not.

And anybody in America can see that. You know, this is, of course, the two-tiered system of justice that we have. Or if you are in the in crowd or you are in the, you know, part of the power elite in Washington, you will be let off the hook for crimes that people are serving time in prison for today. If you're an everyday American. And this is absolutely a distraction. This allows them to say, hey, look, we did this, we investigated it, all of these other things about bribery and this FBI memo and everything else that requires investigation, they are looking to point at this and say, yeah, no, it's already been dealt with. Yeah, Charles, is that the strategy here to make it look like, yeah, we've...

Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. Sweep it under the rug. You know, it was interesting, though, is one thing I will say in Defensive Hunter, I don't know anybody who does anything illegal and then files IRS papers, right? You know, I sold $5 million worth of crack. It's an IRS, occupation crack dealer. That's a good point, though. He had to follow the money. I mean, he was making, like, hey, if you don't file the taxes, then where did all the money go, right? Right. How did he get it?

That's the question no one's asking. You got a couple million. You didn't pay taxes on it, but no one's saying, well, where did the millions come from? Because we know that's just a tip of the iceberg. Yeah. Where do you, just, I'm just curious. What would you do if you had the money and you wanted to hide it?

How would you launder it, Charles? Oh, boy. So let's say I get $10 million from Burisma. Should I open some car washes? Car washes are tough. You know, that's a lot of laundering, literally, right? Would I open a shaving company? You know what?

I think that's the hippest thing to do right now. Independent shaving company, going directly at Gillette, you need a $20 million budget. Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah. So, you need the inventory is offshore somewhere and no one ever sees it. It opens it up as I carolto's vault. It's empty.

Yes. That's good. You know, Kat, I bet you're torn here because as a libertarian, you don't want to pay taxes and you don't want people to go to jail for not paying taxes. But at the same time, he's, you know, he's the son of an elite. He's part of an elite family.

So he gets away with this stuff, whereas if you were to do the same thing, they would lock you up and throw away the key? Yeah, I'm not torn, actually. I think for me, it's easy to say that I don't think it's constitutional to prevent people who use drugs from exercising

their Second Amendment rights. One other libertarian over there. Dr. Biden's here today. Yeah, Dr. Biden. I think that's Hunter. No, but with the, yeah. Gun-toting druggy in aisle 7. With

with the laws that we have now, though, I mean, weed even is still illegal federally. If you have smoked weed once within the past 12 years or even used it for a medical use, you're not supposed to be able to have a gun. And even Biden's DOJ has had a chance to weigh in on this, moving through the courts and saying, yeah, we should keep it this way. If you do drugs, even if it's weed, in this case was regarding weed, not crack, which some people think there's a difference.

I'd like to legalize it all because you own your own body. The feds don't. But he's saying nothing different now. Like, oh, maybe this shouldn't be a crime, but I guess it's only should be a crime for everyone else and not. Yeah, I'm not that interested in these crimes. I'm more interested in what's going on between him and the big guy, the 10%. Yeah.

David, do you have any tax-avoidant schemes you'd like to share with us? Yeah, I don't make any money. Pretty simple. Old school trick, Greg. No, yeah, look, I agree with Tulsi. We were living in a techno-feudal society. They're the nobility where the peasants. And yes, I mean, I was on trial for jaywalking.

I went on trial for jaywalking. Really? I was before a judge. I had an arraignment. There were two court dates for it. And it's like, you know, the rules come down hard on me. Yeah. I never have it.

And then you have it. It was in Los Angeles. It was literally an empty street. It was ridiculous. Hunter now, you have this thing with the gun charge. Yeah. Democrats pretend they like gun control. He lies on a background check, no big deal.

Yeah. Everything is fake. Yeah. We're living in a fake country. Yeah. Run by satanic overlords. Who have no rules. They don't apply anything to themselves.

Where did his money come from? Why was there no special counsel? I mean, this is the president's son. Can you give me a bigger conflict of interest? No? No, I can't. I want the evidence about the satanic overlords. Where do you get that from?

I mean, the city of Washington is arranged in pentagrams. Yes. Have you seen the streets? Look at the streets of Washington. Tulsi, am I right? He's not wrong about that. No, he's not. Tell me more about this, because I find this intriguing.

Do you have any newsletters? Well, I tell you what. I should have one. You should have a newsletter, just about the Satan stuff. Well, you know, Greg, look, these people, they're, Epstein. Yeah. He was keeping everything together. If you look at it.

They killed him. We had COVID breakout. Afghanistan withdrawal. It makes sense. He was the glue. He was the glue. They got rid of him. They don't know what they're doing anymore.

No, they're not. The snake lost its head. Exactly. And then you had Afghanistan. You had COVID. You had all. You have all these weird things that are happening. Inflation.

They couldn't do anything anymore. Well, there you go. I think we solved. Nothing. We're out of time. Thanks at Tulsi Gabbard. Just being David Angel. That's it.

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