Gutfeld! Monologues - He Thought He’d Still Get Paid While Skipping Work Over Roe v. Wade

Episode Date: July 6, 2022

As seen on Gutfeld!, Co-Host of Outnumbered, Emily Compagno, Comedian Jeff Dye, and Co-Hosts of the Tyrus and Timpf podcast, Tyrus and Kat Timpf discuss celebrities taking to social media to boycott the Fourth of July. Later, the panel weighs in on the parameters of allyship, as it pertains to race and gender. Follow Greg on Twitter: @GregGutfeld Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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She passed a bar and then went back to order two-for-one Margaritas. Outnumbered co-host, Emily Campano. This dyslexic comedian will make you L-L-O. Comedian Jeff Dye. And you made real. remember her from such TV shows as cops and live PD. Fox News contributor

Kat Tim. And a folding chair is his money clip. My massive side ticket in the NWA World Television Champion, Tyrant. So, Emily, it was our country's birthday yesterday. I trust you, behaved yourself,

but had a patriotic good time. I did. I celebrated. Yes, yes. Isn't that what one does on a birthday? You don't go to the birthday boy or birthday girl and dress them down for their history, do you? No, birthdays are for popping out of cakes, which is exactly what I did. Not you. I mean that. I mean, I'd like to see Benjamin Franklin pop out of cake. Not her. I'll watch it. What's what you're talking about?

Yeah, but I work here. I have to get my jaw. For God's sake, pesky rules. So, look, I'll weigh in on Hollywood celebrity. weighing in with all of those tweets, right? And Katie Perry sent out one where she said that women have less rights here in this country than a firework and citing her top 10 song or her number one song fireworks. Right. And the insularity of these celebrities is so asinine to me. It's so nauseating because these comments are totally delusional, right? So she's

talking about like what voting rights? Yeah. That we have less voting rights here. What about in Kenya where pregnant women can't leave the house? So they absolutely have no constructive right to vote or in Oman, where women have to vote as their husbands do, or risk... Oh, sorry, sorry. Or risk death, Jeff. Oh, my bed. Great the room, okay?

And then when we talk about, you know, school girls, which I think are sort of the majority of her audience, they are the reason she is wealthy. And in Afghanistan, under the Taliban, they can even go to school past sixth grade. So for her to be so toned death, for her to not realize this is the greatest country, that here it's amazing to live in,

to me just is one more indicator how insulated Hollywood is, how out of touch their opinions are. And if she needs to learn, she should just ask her husband or her baby daddy, who's from the UK where abortion rights, for example, are even more restrictive than here. Would she married to? Orlando Bloom.

That's correct. That's correct. Exactly. Excellent. Well, I'm glad we got that in there. You know, Jeff, how did you spend your fourth? Were you angry, defiant? Did you sleep right through?

No, it's actually, I didn't hear anything about Bet Mittler and all these celebrities saying that we shouldn't celebrate. I was too busy actually celebrating the holiday. Yeah, because that's what you do and it's nice and I love the holiday and I think it's great. I think it's very confusing. Turns out you don't have to listen to Bet Midler.

She's not in charge of your freedoms. Yes. I didn't even notice that she said anything because she's an idiot. That is true. And she definitely didn't speak to my heart. That's for sure. That's right. You know, Kat, I did bring up these, like, it's kind of like they're replacing certain things that maybe we didn't really, I don't know, appreciate.

Like, I didn't really think about what patriotism is or even what religion is until you suddenly see what the left wants to replace it with. What do you make of that hypothesis? I don't think that most people do think about it even now. Like, I just, all these tweets are like, well, now I'm not celebrating the country on the 4th of July. Like, how much were you thinking about the country before? Right. You know, like, you don't have to be all excited about the reason for the party to want to go to a party if it's going to be fun. Yes.

I also didn't see any of this stuff because I was celebrating. And it's just, they also think that they're just so noble and so cool for, you know, all this stuff, you know, tweeting all this stuff. And I'm just going to also say, like, I'm not that impressed by it. It also didn't piss me off. If you want to be miserable, then go ahead. Yeah, that's true. Also, Katie Perry thinks babies are fireworks. We don't have to listen to.

If I have to hear that song one more time, like, I'm going to blow my head off. Babies are human things, not fireworks. Yes. They'd be fun, though, if they were hard fireworks. A little mick on the top of their head, you can light it, and they like, yeah, you're not allowed to have children.

What if we fused a firework onto babies? Everything you're saying is a bad idea. Hear me out. No, I'm going to stop here. Roman candy. Oh, my God. No, all right. No, you can't even be an uncle.

How did you spend your Fourth of July, Tyrus? Oh, man, I was, me and the brothers got together. We thought about a revolution. Oh, it was all the red tape and it was all the work. So we said, screw it, we barbecued, let up some fireworks and watched some baseball. So here's the thing. You want to fix it with the celebrities? All you have to do to all of them is book them.

give them a show on the 4th of July and they'll love it again that's all it is because every one of them they weren't booked so the hell with the 4th of July because I'm pretty sure I had to sit through nine hours of Katie Perry's fireworks

on 4th of July everywhere and over and here's the deal this is what's beautiful in America you don't have to celebrate it and no one's going to come after you but what's hilarious is ESPN the writer the brother who wrote this was trashing America

and he was talking about how unpatriotic it used to be he forgot that day game that he went to in New York for the Yankees Red Sock game The reason why it's a day game is so we can have fireworks at night To celebrate the 4th of July

He forgot that And he also forgot It's a very forgiving country That you can be accused Of choking your wife in public And plead down Which means you did it And still have your job

And still be able to give an opinion No other way else But in America can you do that? And he seemed to forget all those things when he was talking. So, real easy. Give them all jobs on the 4th of July. No one's watching anyway because we're going to play it outside. So they can have put them all on a show together.

How smart is what's her face, Katie Perry, to name a song, fireworks, knowing that it will be played at least one day a year. Right? Yeah. I was so, if I form a band. Smart or mean. Yeah. Or she lost the rights to the record company and it's at amusement parks and stuff now. So that's why she's mad.

I'm going to release a record in which all of my songs. are going to be based on holidays, right? Easter Bunny, something called like the eggs. It'll get you to like Christmas again. It will be. My next album is going to be called Pride Month, so I get more and more every year.

Pride Month. Later a year. That's great. It should be two months. I'm going to push for two months next year. Damn it. All right. Don't go anywhere.

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the glove compartment? Let me get my uterus. It's going to happen. Lopez claims that HR called and then fired him over Zoom the following Monday due to his failure to do his job. Here's his reply on of all places LinkedIn. Quote, a brown queer person terminated during Pride Month speaking in support of abortion rights.

Seems like that's exactly what America is all about right now. But fortunately, he did post it on LinkedIn where potential employers. Now, no, not to hire him either. I guess he learned there are limits to keeping your job, like not doing your job. The company said in a statement that it could not discuss an individual's personnel record, but out of that, what was posted on social media is inaccurate. Wow, an inaccurate social post from a lefty activist. Now I've heard everything. But cheer up, Michael. As an incompetent, LGBTQish person of color, you may never get another job, sending useless emails, but you're going to always be White House Press Secretary.

This guy is not in the same realm as the bodega boy, right, Tyrus? This guy... Oh, he's worse. Yeah, no, he should have been fired. He should have been fired. Yeah. He was in mourning? Yes, in mourning.

You want to be in mourning? Yeah. You're that brittle? Yeah. That's how brittle they are instead of showing up. Like, that's what kills me about this particular mindset of when things don't go my way, I take my ball and go home. And I frown, and anybody else who didn't agree with me is wrong. Because when you get hit in the mouth, they fold up.

And it wasn't even directly, he was completely out of the game. Yeah. He's in no way affected other than like a sister or friend. I have to go home. Yeah, I just, I'm, what? As a black man, when a white guy would come up to me, like, man, the OJ thing, man, I thought he was going to say that. Oh, man, I feel so sorry for you. And I'm like, I don't know that.

So why are you talking about it? You don't like allies? No. No one wants an ally. And if you identify as an ally, please stop. I hate allies. The whole ally kind of thing that's how I'm your ally, blah, blah, blah, which is basically saying, I think I'm better than you are. Or I am you.

I am you. I know you're a struggle, brother. Yeah. I go, what? But this is all based in the illusion that we have created, that the workplace should care about your feelings in general. So this person thought he could get away with it, right? Yeah, I think he wanted to be on TV.

Yeah. That's what I think he's all, he's just running amok. Yeah. Even labeled himself in all these little groups and said, like you said, I didn't think you could mourn a political current event. I didn't think you could mourn any of those things. Introducing new crap we're going to have to talk about Exactly, yes

He's an idiot Can be changed I want We should like Have like ceremonies And stuff Like you have to take it A week off because I'm mourning

Click it or ticket I love driving around with no seatbelt You know And then when that happened I get a week off I'm so sad about it Emily We have been tricked into thinking That the workplace cares about us

Because the workplace is scared of people like you lawyers, right? So we're always inundated with emails about charities. 4-01-501. What's a running thing? You're looking at me? A treadmill? No, it's a race. 50K. Like they're 5-0. A 5K. A 5K. I don't know. Not 50-K. Clearly not. I went running my... Yeah, I went running on a 401k the other day. But we've been tricked into thinking that like our workplace is like a benevolent mother. But it's not. And it never should be. You go to work, you think about what you're going to eat, and then you go home.

That's what I do. That's what your days look like. Well, I don't think we've been tricked because I think we see it for exactly what it is. I think these younger generations and the woke left, this is how they want us to see it. And the thing is the laws already exist to account for you taking time off or whatever you need. That's called a personal day. So you can take off and go mourn Roe v. Wade if he wants to. It's the time off is not for your mourning.

It's for whatever you want. That's why people who advocate for these random specific things, oh, for specific pet care or whatever, that folds in under your personal days off. It folds in under whatever you wanted to, both federal and state, and especially at some tech company, I'm sure he had limitless days. What cracked me up is that in addition to that quote he said where he was like, I guess this is the kind of company that, you know, fires a transgender or whatever. But he also put exactly why he was fired. He said, I was fired for, I'm paraphrasing here, not doing my job, disrupting the day of 275 people and exercising poor. judgment, and he spelled judgment wrong. And I'm like, yeah, no, that's what

called at-will employment, and that's why you're terminated. And he's not even a vagina haver either. Yeah, exactly. You won't be getting one either. Because he's unemployed, and you know why. They like, you know, the... Look at me. Bake in there, cat. Where am I? Last word to

you. Any, uh, taking off any special days based on weird morning, like a band breaks up? Well, if I do, then I'll let you know ahead of time. But I don't think I've never called in sad to work. You never see me. It's all right.

But it works actually a great distraction when you're sad. But just the way that he twisted it when he was like, they fired me. Now he said the company email, like now we know how they feel about people who speak out. It's like, no, we know how they feel about people who just don't work. Right. And didn't. And like, with no warning. Like, yeah, I'm not doing that.

You're no Rosa Parks. No, like, he was hung over. I'm pretty sure this wasn't the first time he was in mourning. I'm pretty sure it was morning. He mourned a lot in February. It's Black History Month, and I'm in mourning. He's mourning for this and morning for that. And they finally said, good afternoon, you're fired.

He needs a morning after pill. But no, he doesn't. He never will. When did companies ever care about any of this stuff? Companies have never, even if they say they are, they're pretending. They go hear a Taco Bell. We stand with the Me Too movement.

There's Me Too tacos. It's all a stand to get you the butt. They don't care. All to protect themselves from litigation. We're out of time. Thanks, Emily Cabano. Just die. Catch him.

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