Gutfeld! Monologues - He Told Some Fibs And Got Elected, Now His Lies Have Been Detected

Episode Date: December 28, 2022

Tyrus guests hosts this episode of Gutfeld!, joined by the Host of the Sideline Sanity Podcast Michele Tafoya, Actor and Comedian Joe DeVito, FOX News Contributor Dr. Nicole Saphier, and Comedian, Joe Machi to discuss a few of the biggest news stories of 2022. Later, the panel weighs in on Congressman-elect George Santos' embellishments to his bio while campaigning for public office. Follow Greg on Twitter: @GregGutfeld Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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His punch lines are often the result of him getting punched, writer and comedian Joe DeVito. His laughs are as low as his testosterone, writer and comedian, Joe Mackey. Okay, I feel like we're even now. Fair enough, fair enough. You guys got your cheap plug. Sorry about the testosterone thing. It's a doctor right over there. I'll start with a legend.

Mr. Foyah, should Republicans impeach Majorcas? Okay. So, yes. Because, you know, and I don't love this idea of this stack of investigations that is probably going to happen, but this guy needs to go. He needs to go. He has not done his job well.

He has, as you mentioned, thrown people under the bus. He's barely been to the border. no one from this administration has. So if there is one guy that needs to be impeached, I think this is the guy. I really do. I think it's just, I think this has been the worst part, hard to pick, but of Biden's presidency

has been the crisis at the border. And if you're going to point to one person, I think you've got to point to Mallorca's. It's not so much the fact that he just knowingly told the lie. They knew that riding the horses, they weren't whipping anybody. But that pitcher pushed their agenda, so far that they were worth worth worth sacrificing our men and women who protect our borders.

And that, to me, I don't see how that's not an impeachable offense. You just, you threw them under the bus, you lied about it, and you never came clean about it. And now nobody trusts you. And you claim to be doing a good job. You know, look, we knew when Biden at that debate said, everyone should surge the border. We are a nation that welcomes asylum seekers and refugees surge the border. Well, he did it. They just weren't prepared, Tyrus, and they've done a horrific job handling it.

All right, Mackey. What's your top story? My top story of this year is finally after 70 years, scientists have gotten net energy from a fusion reaction. And this is not to pat themselves on the back, because if you spend 70 years on one project, that's easy. Like, you could start your career and retire, and nothing's done. I think we need to start firing scientists, because what have they done with us lately? Like, well, they've delayed aging in mice, and they got us a COVID vaccine, but they made COVID. And the vaccine sucks.

Dr. Safai, the Elon Musk buying Twitter story also includes all the Twitter files and stories and all the dirty laundry that happened this year. Do you think that's the biggest story of 2022? You know, I think it's going to be a big story of 2023. I think the biggest story of 2022 is the fact that you've had President Biden and Tony Fauci continuing to perpetuate the state of panic that has kept us all in for the last year when the COVID emergency has been over. It's going to be a big deal. Listen, you have Dr. Fauci, who spent three decades in his role as the director at the NIH, kind of like our top ID doc of the country, failed miserably throughout the COVID pandemic. I'm like, he had one job. Like, this was his moment. He was ready to knock it out of the park, and he got it wrong every step of the way. All he had to do was say, hey, you know what? There's a lot of things that I don't know at the beginning of it, but he didn't. He's like, hey, here's my opinion, and that's a fact. And his facts actually turned out to be wrong, but the big story is going to be the fact that. that anyone who didn't agree with his facts were censored. And that's what's going to come out of 2023.

What about, you know, all the doctors that were attacked for just actually following the set of yourself, Dr. Drew, just to name a few. Would you think they'll ever be an apology or some of a, I don't know. That's crazy, right? Oh, I'm sorry. We ruined your career, besmirched your name. You know what? I had, there was a couple of hit pieces about me earlier on during the pandemic.

And I have noticed throughout the course of the pandemic, they have gone off of the internet because they have taken away those articles. Did they issue an apology? Absolutely not. But at least they came off the internet because they were wrong. And I'm sorry, in the beginning, I wasn't saying, hey, I'm right. But I was questioning what was happening. And that's what you should do as a scientist. Yeah, we take a long time.

Sometimes I get it. We really do. We draw things out. But at the end of the day, to say, I don't know, and maybe I got this wrong and I'm evolving with more data, that's how we should have handled it. And unfortunately, you know, that didn't happen. Speaking of evolving, Joe, what would you put your button on as the story of the year? Oh, I'd say this year was the year of the woman. Yeah, whether it was Brittany Griner trying to smuggle weed into Russia or Kayla the Mew getting her boobs stuck in a bandsaw.

I think we learned that women can be just as stupid as men. And you know what the best part is? Anyone can be a woman now. It's you can get in on it. I think back to my gym teacher told me I threw like a girl. I didn't realize he was empowering me. Yes, because now you can compete in women's sports. Right, there we go.

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has publicly admitted to lying about his resume, a scotch, during his successful campaign for Congress. Yesterday, Santos comped to embellishing, that's being polite, his work experience, his education, and how many times he benched 225 at the NFL Combine. The New York Times had previously questioned his claims about graduating from Baruch College and working with Goldman Sachs and Citigorp, my old job.

Turns out he never worked with any of those companies, and he never graduated from any college. And his claims of being Simone Bile for the gymnastic medal are looking kind of shaky. Believe it or not, he's still not done. Santos also lied about owning 13 different properties. Why not 14? When, in fact, he owned none

and is currently living at his sister's place. Plus, he's never been to Baltic Avenue or past Go and never collected $200. He's lied as many times as Gutfeld has said he's five feet. The time also alleged Santos may have had criminal charges filed against him in Brazil, not Brazil. He left that off his resume. The one thing that sounded kind of cool. but the New York politician assisted

he's not a criminal when he said quote I'm not a criminal I'm sold but I wonder George are you not going to make any excuses for this I'm not going to make excuses for this

but a lot of people overstayed in their resumes or twist a little bit or engrangiate themselves I'm not saying I'm not guilty of that wow all right santo says he'll still deliver on his campaign promises his fingers are crossed though so i guess we'll never just we'll just have to take him at his word at this point his only hope is saying but i didn't stay at a holiday express last night

when we reached out for holiday express they said quote he never stayed here Joe, can this guy be trusted? Not at all. I mean, it's one thing to lie about something on your resume. He lied about everything on his resume. It's like he just crossed out someone else's name and handed in. I mean, he didn't work for Wall Street firm. He didn't even work for a mattress firm.

He made it all up. It's complete nonsense. And it's sad that he still says, well, you know, everybody lies a little bit. Well, he should have just had someone else show up for the job. Yeah, I mean, there's a little bit and there's a lot of bit, Joe. You know, I think lying is underrated. It works. It worked for him.

I mean, I lie all the time. I lie when I play the game, two truths and one lie. They're all lies. It's the perfect way to have people think you did something awesome. That's why I'm like, uh, I got a 1600 on my SATs, and I made love to Angelica Houston. Wow. Really? Yes.

Dr. Nicole, is he a pathological liar, and I'm not talking about Joe? What is your diagnosis? Well, first of all, when he started saying in the interview, he's like, I'm not going to say I'm not guilty of that. It's like when you start using double negatives like that, you know there's a problem there, and he's clearly lying. And as pointed out, he lied about everything, education, professional background, his personal lifestyle. Like, listen, I get, I'm in academics, we fill out a lot of CVs, and maybe you embellish a couple things here or there, but it's usually like the interest section, because I can't just put, like, sitting at home in my pajamas is drinking tequila.

That doesn't go very far on my resume. Right, yeah. Yeah. I'd hire you. Okay. I hate what about isms. Absolutely hate him. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But isn't he the perfect guy for the job given the current. current landscape of politics this day? I mean, the Majorca lied. Yeah, yeah. The only time Biden speaks is when he lies. Exactly. I mean, so, like, lying seems to be the thing. Oh, I'm sorry, their truths.

So. Yeah, he's just living as truth. I mean, he's just living as truth. So I will come out of from this direction. First of all, it's kind of funny because, like you said, this is rampant, right? Through politics in particular. But the New York Times decided to choose a Republican who happened to be gay. I think that they probably doubted

there was such thing as a gay Republican, so they started digging. And I just wonder when they're going to continue to focus on, can we go through Biden's list? He plagiarized people. He said he had a trip three degrees. He had one double major.

He said he'd finished topping his lock last. He was 76 out of 84. I mean, we could go on. I went to that synagogue in Pittsburgh, called him synagogue. No, he never came. I mean, his go on and on. And he's the president of the United States.

Well, to be fair, he has. had oil cancer. Oh, right. You forget stuff. That's true. The radiation for that is unbelievable. Right. That could have done it.

It just slides right off you. Well done. Well done. Anyway, hypocrisy knows no bounds. Yeah. Final thoughts. Mackie, where can people see you? You can catch me New Year's Eve in Dallas at Hyenas.

You can catch me January 4th through 7th in Rochester, New York, at Comedy on Carlson. The end of the month, catch me in St. Louis. Funnybone. Joe, where can they see you? You can see me in January at the Bradshaw Performing Arts Center in Pinehurst, North Carolina. And you can see me February 3rd and 4th at Bananas in Rutherford, New Jersey. All right. Anything else you want to plug while you're at it? They can find me in the car and Nicole in the bathroom.

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