Gutfeld! Monologues - Heroes Get Grief For Clobbering A Thief

Episode Date: August 9, 2023

As seen on Gutfeld! FOX News Contributor, Kat Timpf, The Host of The Wisemen Podcast, Tyrus, Host of The FOX News True Crime Podcast and Outnumbered Co-Host, Emily Compagno, and The Babylon Bee Editor, Kyle Mann, discuss how two store attendants may face punishments for defending their store from a would-be thief.      Later, the panel discusses former President Trump's reaction to his latest indictment. Follow Greg on Twitter: @GregGutfeld Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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All right, happy Monday, everybody. Oh, you look fantastic. Let's welcome tonight to guess. The closed captioning guy hates her because she can't keep up. Host of the true crime podcast on Fox, Emily Campano. Unlike the New York Times, the headlines he writes are intentionally funny. Editor of the Babylon B. Kyle Mann. She is like day-old pizza, ice cold, and found under your bed.

Fox News contributor, Kat Tiff. And his shoes double as homeless shelters. My massive sidekick in the NWA World Heavyweight Champion, Tyrus. Thank you. Oh, stop it. Shut up! When you stop a criminal with a stick, the results will make you sick. The California 7-Eleven workers who bravely defended themselves and their store from a shoplifting suspect are now being investigated by police for assault. I know.

I know. Let's get them! Yeah! I always wanted to do that. Let's get them, boys! But I don't have anybody to get. So in case you missed the tape of what happened, let's walk down Memory Lane.

Nothing you can do, though. There's nothing you can do, man. Tell you five police. You're not anything you can do, man, until police come up. Hey, hey, no, don't. Hey, no, you can do, man. Don't do that. Don't do that, man.

Don't do that. It's okay. Okay, brother. That went on for four days. So now the cops are investigating the good guys here. Everything in California is backwards. That's why Gavin Newsom talks out of his ass. They could face charges if the DA sides with the suspect who allegedly robbed them twice before And I don't have high hopes because in California, D.A. stands for dumbass. And in this latest attack, the thug actually threatened to shoot them if they interfered. That's when the clerks announced they were having a sale on cans of whoopass. Yet the media argues for the clerks that they have to be locked up.

The Modesto B writes, thrashing the guy with a big rod. Viciously and repeatedly is not a lawful response. Street justice may be popular in movies or among frustrated citizens, but it has no place in a society governed by the rule of law. Wait, a society governed by the rule of law. If we had that, store owners wouldn't have had to reenact gladiator behind the slurpee machine. Meanwhile, do you see all the rule of law happening in NYC? Friday afternoon, a 21-year-old live streamer named Kai Sinette started a riot when he told followers he was giving away free PlayStation at Union Square. And by free, he probably means stolen. But usually to start a riot in New York City, all you have to do is threaten to make people urinate indoors. So thousands of young people descended like pigeons picking crumbs from Joy Beyer's beard. Chaos ensued. At least seven

injured, 66 arrested, and Kai was charged with inciting to riot an unlawful assembly. Cops finally got them to disperse by handing out free copies of Brian Kilmeet's new book. Tyrus, you look at this. What's gone wrong? I told you. What? You predicted this. I said this would happen.

Yeah. Because the message from the elite lawmakers is they don't want anyone not to cooperate with how things are going to go. Him going in there and wiping out their store with their cigarettes, they're fine with that. What they're not fine with is what is them doing what they did, which I have no problem with what they did, sending a message to other store owners. The only way we're going to protect ourselves is by protecting ourselves because their argument is it's not the way to go in the lawful. Do you think that was their choice? Do you think that was the choice of the store owners, that he had been queuing up that stick for weeks,

waiting for the right guy to come in who kept flashing a gun, or at least what appeared to be a gun from his back pocket? Right. The only thing worse than that was the guy who was doing the video. He also changed his tune when he got in front of the camera how, like, he thought it was excessive. He thought it was this. Well, hey, Johnson, while you were watching all that, you could have gotten and helped restrain the guy until the police came. You were, if anything, looked like you were part of it because you were trying to help the guy escape.

Right, exactly. Get me a swisher. But no one's talking about him. They're going after the poor bastards trying to defend their store. This would bring up an interesting point, Kyle, that when you look at these two different, I don't know, crime scenes, they will say the, The law enforcement will say that the 7-Eleven guy had a choice, and they'll say the kids in Union Square didn't have a choice. When, in fact, we know everybody has it, everybody in Union Square has a choice to riot or not riot.

What do you make of this situation? Yeah, that's, you're giving, you're, you've got a very bigoted talking point there. These people are very oppressed that are going out for the free PS5s. Yes. So I'm very offended by, you know, I know, I like the beating with the stick approach. You know, I think more managers and start, like if the Cinnabon managers had this. policy available for anybody that wears an edible stick yeah it could be called that one just about was yeah every orifice the synestick synestick

copyright Greg Gutfeld yes exactly so it to him caked and sugar yeah we think it's sugar cat as an influencer uh have you ever thought about having some kind of flash mob where you give away free appliances i know i'm actually a little worried about the charge because I say, let's go a lot. Yes. What if I get charged with inciting a riot? The thing is, is nobody ever really has that reaction to me. Yeah, I don't know.

This was crazy to watch. It was insane to watch from the comfort of my couch. Yeah. But I think that when we talk about this going back to the 7-Eleven thing, very rarely do we hear people mention the fact that he actually was threatening to shoot them. Yeah. Which, to me, that's like a very key part of the story. Yeah.

He was constantly moving his hand back there. He was basically telling him, you better not do anything. I'm going to blow you away. That's the point. They're trying to make people not fight back. Yeah, they're like, did you like this guy getting beat up? Or did you not like this guy? It's like, well, it's pretty key that maybe they thought they might get shot if they didn't.

Yeah. Emily, again, you're the lawyer here. Hasn't really helped you in other stories. What is going on with these store clerks? What's going to happen to them? What's your brain say? Yeah. I mean, you hit the nail on the head, but threatening to shoot someone or putting them in sustained fear,

that's a wobbler in California, so it can be prosecuted as a felony. So it means that the state of California takes it so seriously, seriously enough that they would put you in jail in a year. And somehow that's lost on the Modesto B editorial board, who, to your point, says, law and order demands that they follow the rules. What rules? Watch and sit idly by while this guy just helps himself to thousands of dollars worth of merchandise that they then have to pay for. And meanwhile, I think the characterization of this

as a vicious beating, I think, is a joke. Michael Fay got it way worse than this guy. A couple, a couple, Kate, remember him in Singapore? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He got caned for, like, vandalism. A bubble gum or something. Yeah, exactly. So I think that these guys did

what we all wish would happen all the time because the problem is here, it's easy for the Modesto B to make an example of them. But what we need is an example of this being splashed across the front page is deterrence for all the criminals because they're not going to see any jail

They don't see it in here in New York. And if it was in New York, he probably would have had a gun and he would have shot them. That's the tragedy. Modesto B. More like Modesto B-I-H. B-S. Yeah. I like mine more.

Way to ruin mine. You should have just let me go instead of jumping on it like that. Sorry, sorry. Dang. Okay. Up next, Kamala's disapproval is blamed on race and Trump speaks out about his case. All right, don't go anywhere.

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not available in all states. Mock it and move on. Time for Mock it and move on. First up, the DOJ, or DAGE, wants to restrict what Trump and his legal team can publicly share about his criminal case after the former Perez shared a truth social post. Quote, if you go after me, I'm coming after you. Tireus, they claim he's citing revenge. But isn't he just saying you impeach me, I'm going to impeach you?

Yeah. What's the big deal? Oh, no, standing up for yourselves against the law, Greg. Yeah, that's true. That's true. Those days are over. Yeah, no, God forbid that he would want to fight back. I mean, they're only hitting him with everything in the kitchen sink.

The only thing they haven't charged him for is the murder of Bigfoot. Yes. Bigfoot's been in hiding for the last century because of the Trump family and their constant effort to wipe out the Bigfoot as a species. They claim that the Trump stakes were made from the lock nest monster. We believe, I believe that is true. Let's indict him on it and figure it out as we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's just charge him. Kat, is this another attack on free speech?

And should we take out in the streets and riot? I'm tired. No, no rioting. I also just think I don't see that happening. Yeah. People have tried to, you know, limit him from making certain comments about certain things. He doesn't seem to. I'm also kind of surprised because wouldn't they maybe want him to keep talking about it.

Right. Because he talks about it. He's not always the nicest guy when he talks about this stuff. And then people get to go, oh, my God, can you believe he said that? So, I mean, it's just like, how many years have we been doing this now? Yeah, it's amazing. We keep repeating the same story and over and over again, Kyle. What's the deal?

Like, he's going to keep talking no matter what. Yeah, of course. I mean, I would definitely take to the streets and riot if Trump were given away free PS5s. Yes. That's probably the only time I'd go right. But, yeah, for the free PS5. I wonder, is his caps lock key stuck? Because I think someone needs to help him out with that.

Every time I see his... He's the only one who knows how to do cap locks. It's an art form. I usually just delete everything. But people at home, when you cap lock me, I delete it. So everything, even if you said help, I'm trapped. Like, if you're in caps. It's aggressive.

Yeah, it's aggressive. I'm trapped in this burning place. Send help. A, why are you emailing me? Because I don't even know you. B, lowercase, I might call the ambulance. Emily? I don't even know what I was asking you.

What do you make a kid? I don't know. Just answer what's in your head. Yeah, I think the transparency is so exhausting. And the fact that it has such dire consequences sort of takes all the laughter out of it. So we are essentially seeing someone who, it's the real life version of what you said earlier.

You know, let's get them, boys. Like we're seeing the beauty and the beast, scene play out where they are at all costs, at all extents, for zero reason. They just want to take this beast down. They want to muzzle him. Let's take him off Twitter, but let's let the Al-Qaeda leader, let's let him be on, right? Let's prosecute him for sneezing, but let's not prosecute someone who's sold, you know, influence peddling. I'm a terrible opinion, Emily. Why would you have that opinion? What do you mean? No. I just, I'm pretending that that was your opinion.

Right. No. And also, in addition to the fact that they're now limiting his literally First Amendment speech, but it's also intertwined with his campaign candidacy and the strategy. So I don't know how they expect him to extricate all of these comments. The whole point is they want this beast, you know, they want this takedown to happen no matter what. But it's unfortunately at such an expense. But bravo to him because he's not, he will never let it happen. All right. I just wanted to interject that he said Twitter and it's called X. Oh, I'm sorry. So it identifies as X now and you just dead named it. platform formerly known as Twitter. Thank you, I appreciate it.

There you go. You probably make it with the ladies, don't you? I do, yeah. One of them. Next, U.S. women's soccer team. They actually have one. What? Have them out, take them out.

The soccer team was eliminated from the World Cup on Sunday after their woken star Megan Rapino blew a penalty kick and then laughed about it. Watch. I mean, this is like a sick joke. For me personally, I'm just like this is dark comedy. I missed a penalty. Then Trump mocked her on truth social saying, Nice shot, Megan.

The USA is going to hell. MAGA! You know what's amazing, Kat, is that you've got to give her credit for making women's soccer even less popular. Like, it was almost at the bottom, but she found a new bottom. Don't say anything, Emily. No, I actually think what she did that was so impressive is I didn't obviously watch a single second of this game, Yes. Along with most people, I think. But just looking at Twitter,

she actually managed to make conservatives root against the USA for something. That's true. That's true. I literally never thought I would see that. Yeah. It was amazing. Their hatred of her was more than their patriotism of everything. And it sucks, Kyle, because she

was such a great role model for kids. It's true. I actually got the same haircut as her like in honor. No, but I mean, she is a hero. She ended us having to care, pretend to care about soccer for a while. So I actually started caring about soccer because of her. Yeah, absolutely.

Yeah. And now she's going to be replaced by a dude. Right? Isn't that fitting, Emily? Yeah, it is. Because remember, she said guys should be able to play. So, all right, maybe dudes should, a dude would have scored. A sexist would say. Totally. That's what those of us husky is called couging it.

She coogged it. She coogged the kick, which is just like such a, it's such a joke. Like we were saying before, that's a non-athlet kick. I don't know where it came from. But it's just desserts for someone that, while representing Team USA, hated vocally everything about the United States. We've talked before that, you know, the Afghan women's team had to be airlifted out because they are not allowed to play sports. It is a luxury for this person to play a sport for a living, and it is an honor to represent Team USA. So good luck on my way home. I knew there was something about the Taliban I liked.

A sexist would say part two. I can't even. Tyrus, last word on, do you think she's got a career after this being? No, I mean, she's going to run out of it. It depends who's paying. I mean, it depends what flag is cutting her a check. We've seen that with her. But let's not under take everything out of it.

You choked at the highest level, at the worst time, and you eliminated, you single-handedly, eliminated your team and all you could do was laugh. And it was a dark joke. No, you're the dark joke. Maybe you should want to practice instead of running your mouth on TV and social media all the time. Yeah, all right. I think she has a career

after this. What? I think her and Megan Markle are going to do a podcast. Oh. It's going to be called, we're Megan and we're sad. Megan's. The Megan's. The Megan. Yeah. Is there any Megins that are good?

All the ones watching that are going to be mad that you said that. There's a lot of great Mike Megan Havano, our vibe producer. Yeah, she's not bad. She's amazing.

All right, you got a job. Don't worry about it. We're out of time. Thanks, Emily Cabonio, come, that's it. Toro's studio artists. Next, I think of God, love you, Maca.

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