Gutfeld! Monologues - Hollywood News

Episode Date: August 7, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!,  is Trump ready to install nuclear missiles on the White House roof?  Also, the media is creating news stories the way Hollywood makes movies. Greg explains. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tucker Carlson said Ray Dalio is one of the world's smartest investors, but more important, he's likely the wisest. Make yourself read this book. That book is how countries go broke, the big cycle. In it, Dalio explains the mechanics behind big debt cycles, and what they mean for countries with big and increasing debts like the U.S. and what you should do to protect yourself. You can find it wherever books are sold,

or read a five-minute summary of the book at economic principles.org. Thank you. Yeah, I missed me, too. Good evening, everyone. So a second earthquake in two days has hit New Jersey. People are asking one man to please stop using his trampoline. Yesterday, President Trump jokingly said he's ready to install nuclear missiles on the White House roof.

And why not? Under the same roof, they just had four years of nuclear waste. A man purchased the original Berkin handbag from 1984 for $10 million, tying ABC's record for most money spent on an old bag. President Trump said he wonders if Jasmine Chris is related to the late great Davy Crockett. Now, he's not far off. One fought in the Alamo and the other should work at Alamo.

Michelle Obama wished her husband Barack a happy 64th birthday and said he's, quote, the coolest guy I know. Right back at you, he said. I don't get it. A new study says running after. After dinner, it can improve erectile dysfunction. Yeah, especially if you're running from this. A naked man wearing nothing but a black gimp mask in sneakers was caught on video prowling the streets

of a quiet town in England. You know, maybe I'm getting old, but I can remember a time when Britt Hume spent his vacation in the Hamptons. You have to get him on the show. I know, I know. I'm working on it. According to The Daily Mail, McDonald's has revealed that the character known as Grimmis is actually a taste bud,

dispelling the previous belief that it was Ronald McDonald's butt plug. It explains the purple color. I thought he was a shake. Finally, a Danish zoo is asking people to donate their pets so they can feed them to their dangerous carnivores. It's the same method ABC uses to feed theirs. That's two for the price of one. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. Mint is still $15 a month for premium wireless.

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But good news, my pipe's got a clean bill of health. The doctors actually gave me a video of my procedure. Would you like to see it? It? No. All right. I think we have it here. Yeah.

Wow. Wow. Thank you. Thank you. my universal remote. But it looks pretty clean in there, which is quite a contrast to the state of our sorry media. Talk about buttholes. The media continues to deceive us by making news the way Hollywood makes movies. A movie has a script and the media a narrative. Movies have writers,

directors, and actors, while the media has producers, editors, and sources. The same way Hollywood made Jurassic Park look real, the media does the same with a script. director, and real-life dinosaurs. And now their new narrative exploits the confusing world of gerrymandering, where parties redraw voting maps to gain House seats. It's a practice as old as selling horse meat to orphanages, which is how I got my second boat. But last week, when Texas Republicans proposed a new map,

Texas Democrats fled the state in order to block it. And naturally, the media read their script. And the rest of the Texas legislature and Greg Abbott want to rig the system. They're not even trying to hide how shady it is. It's a showdown that could have a big impact on democracy in this country. I think Donald Trump is trying to steal the election. He and his fellow Republicans are already scheming away to maintain power. We do now live in a country that has an authoritarian leader in charge.

We have a consolidating dictatorship in our country. And it sounds melodramatic to say it. You melodramatic, never. So what's the narrative there? Well, that practices used by Republicans are somehow new. But this is an example of context collapse. Erase the past and pretend the Republicans were the first people to ever do this. When in reality, it's a response to Dems who had perfected it.

As Democrat Dems hide in Chicago, they won't mention Illinois' district lines have been redrawn more than Pelosi's eyebrows. Three of the state's 17 seats are held by Republicans, but Trump still got over 43%. How do you explain that? Massachusetts saw 36% go to Trump, yet all nine reps are Dems. New York saw 43% of voters swing red,

but only seven of their 26 districts are Republican. In California, went 62% for Harris, yet only nine of their 52 seats belong to Republicans. Also, we can't forget The Dems were the ones who wanted to make D.C. estate, pack the courts, and get rid of the electoral college. But they rely on our limited knowledge of this, which is not our fault. We all have lives. We can't follow gerrymandering any more than we can follow Jim Acosta's dying career. But the Dems always exploit things that are important but deliberately boring.

It's why when they do something horrible, they obscure it with flowery language to bore you to death. First, they use the false euphemism, sex change. Then the Orwellian term gender affirming care to hide what amounts to mutilation of healthy people. They did that with words, too, like undocumented, criminal justice reform, and anti-racism, which means permanent racism. Suddenly a human trafficking spousal abuser becomes a Maryland dad. So it's not your fault. You're no expert on gerrymandering. You don't have to be an expert on it or anything.

You only have to be expert on one thing, the media. And that's easy. Never trust those assholes. Each subject they cover will be twisted like a balloon into a poodle at a kid's party, either to prove a narrative, even a score, or do a favor. Fact is, reporters know less about the topic than the people familiar with the topic. For example, at men's health, I was an expert on rock hard abs. You know, if I came across the story on how to get him, I could tell if it was BS, and it was always BS.

It's impossible to get rock art abs, unless you're me. Now, apply that to everything, from climate to the economy, to crime. Every article flunks the expert test. Now, you don't know that because you're not an expert on everything, but neither am I. And that's okay. You don't have to be because you know better than all of those experts put together. Let's welcome. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts.

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