Gutfeld! Monologues - 'Homeless' vs. 'Unhoused'

Episode Date: February 7, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld!, a schoolboard Vice President gets upset with the use of the word "homeless" instead of "unhoused." Greg says this is just another example of liberals soften language when describing something bad. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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It's weird. It's like a guy who's never made a woman wet, but his name is Waters. Solid. You are correct, sir. Yes. So here's another, Joy Flynn. At a recent meeting, the school board vice president got upset following a colleague's report on student achievement because he used the word homeless.

That's when she fired back with this drivel. I have a lot to say, and I will speak plainly, and you may not like it. I am personally offended by what was presented on so many different levels. Oh, how many. Oh, that's mad. One thing I would like to see updated is the word homeless to unhoused. Yeah. I'm not, I'm not done.

So many different levels. Just try one. What is with the dramatic pause? That's a school board meeting, not Shakespeare in the fricking park. But at least the long pause gave everyone in the audience the chance to go on Zillow and find a home in Florida. Anyway, that's when another school board member noted that the term homeless is used in official context in California. That's the way our state of California, that's the language that they use. And that's their reporting.

That doesn't mean that's the language we have to use. I'm just making a statement. And I'd like to have my time to finish. Just because that's the way that everybody else does it doesn't mean that's the way we need to do it. Yeah. She's right. It's a respectful term to speak about our community. Okay, lady.

I'll play. I won't refer to you as a moron. I'll go with unbrained. Evolving. Thank you. I've changed. She's persuaded me. But this is the MO of the woke and the useless, getting upset over a word so you don't have to deal with the real problem. It's not failing schools. It's a colleague who uses the word homeless. And of course, she's offended on behalf of people she knows nothing about. Because you know who isn't worried about the word homeless? Homeless people. They're more concerned about ringworm. or having to share their refrigerator box with losers. They're not sitting around saying, I wish they'd call me by a better name.

No, they're sitting around trying to avoid hungry bobcats encroaching their encampments. But this isn't about helping the homeless at all. It's about helping that woman's status. She wants to appear important without doing anything important. Forget solutions. She just wants credit. By the way, how is unhoused different than homeless?

Why not settle the problem and just call them people who really love to camp? It's funny, though, how liberals often soften language when defending bad stuff. They say undocumented immigrants instead of illegal aliens. They say justice-involved person instead of violent felon. And how did gender-affirming care become the acceptable phrase for castrating kids? I guess genital relocation was too complicated. And we can't say retarded anymore. Now we just have to show a picture of Mark Ruffalo.

So you can blame creeps like this broad, but you got to wonder, how in the hell did someone so brain dead end up on a California school board? She probably gave Randy Weingarten a hand job. Listen ad free with a Fox News podcast plus subscribe. description on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show and free on the Amazon music app. This is Ainsley Earhart. Thank you for joining me for the 52 episode podcast series, The Life of Jesus. A listening experience that will provide hope, comfort, and understanding of the greatest story ever told. Listen and follow now at foxnewspodcasts.com or wherever you listen to

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