Gutfeld! Monologues - I.C.E. Is the Villian

Episode Date: October 1, 2025

As seen on Guteld!, Pete Hegseth confronts top U.S. generals and admirals in a compelling meeting. Meanwhile, Greg questions—why does the TV show ‘Law & Order’ consistently favor liberal perspectives? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, everybody. And don't forget to tip Brick Hume on your way out. Good evening, everyone. Earlier, war secretary Pete Higgseth addressed America's top generals and admirals, where he said that beards would no longer be allowed, prompting one admiral to ask, what about landing strips? I was, ugh. I know. Heggseth also called it unacceptable to see fat generals and admirals. He says he'll get them into a regimen of pull-ups, push-ups, and horrifying imagery that would kill your appetite. Speaking of, the View hosts were alarmed over why Hegseth is so obsessed with physical fitness in the military. They claim that they're fattened out of shape and have no problems repelling men.

Hexseth is also changing boot camp standards saying it should be scary, tough, and disciplined. So meet your new drill sergeant. Oh, yeah. Yeah. In Ohio, a 24-year-old illegal immigrant dad was caught posing as a high school kid. Evidently, authorities knew he was an imposter when they found out he could read. According to a new study, friendship can slow down aging. In a related story, here's Jesse Waters without makeup.

He looks like the guy from Happy Days. Tom Bosley. He looks like Tom Bosley. After a rating spike following his suspension for blaming Charlie Kirk's murder on MAGA, Jimmy Kimmel lost 64% of his audience. I know. But he's hoping to get those viewers back by claiming that John Wilkes Booth

worked for Newsmax. I'll help for Newsmax. President Trump is sending 100 National Guard troops to Chicago. And then later this week, he plans to send another 100 to rescue them. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. It's Will Tame Country.

Watch it live at noon eastern Monday through Thursday at Fox News.com. or on the Fox News YouTube channel. And don't miss the show. Listen and follow the podcast five days a week at Fox News Podcasts.com or wherever you download your favorite podcasts. So why is it that the TV show Law and Order

always sides with the opposite? And last week's episode, they featured ICE agents as the bad guys, obstructing a rape case by trying to arrest an illegal immigrant witness. Captain, ICE is on the way up. What? How do they know?

Come, there's a back stairway. No, let me do this. They don't have a warrant. Doesn't matter. They take our witness and we can't do anything about it. She's got to the vets and you're interfering with the federal operation. No, no, no, she's not. O'Hia Ruiz is a material witness and he's in the custody of the NYPD.

Do you really want to help a rapist go free? Hmm. According to the fiction inside their heads, ICE is the villain. Forget the thousands of times ICE takes violent illegals and rapists off the streets. But as always, reality tells a different story than the hacks in the Hollywood would prefer. For example, why not do an episode about a school superintendent turning out to be an illegal felon? Hmm, like out of all the talented educators in America, a school board, get this, picks an illegal overstay with no work authorization, a prior weapons charge, a sketchy degree history.

And oh, yeah, he's got a loaded gun in his car when ice comes knocking. Yeah, that really happened. So don't expect it on law and order. So the Des Moines School Board actually went on a secret. search to find the very best candidate for school superintendent, landing on Ian Andre Roberts, who in 2023 was hired to run Iowa's largest school district. According to the Des Moines Register, Roberts got a base salary of 270 grand a year plus benefits. Roughly six times what the average Iowan makes and 10 times what Jamie makes selling his blood.

The register praised Robert saying he was there to advance equitable. and education while working around laws that restrict curriculum of LGBTQ parents. That's not even a real job. That's like being a snowplow driver in Florida. Or doing hair and makeup for James Carville. Now, you think with a job like that, Roberts would have been checked out. Hell, traveling carnivals vet their employees more thoroughly. For example, here's who they hired to be the bearded lady.

But no. But no. to ICE, Roberts is an overstay from Guyana who received his final deportation order in 2023 during the Biden administration. We're lucky Kamala didn't hear about him or he would have been her VP candidate. Worse, the guy's been registered to vote in Maryland as a Democrat since 2012, which means, of course, now the Demps will say illegal felons voting is actually a good thing. Anyway, when ICE finally tracked him down, Roberts does what every great educator does. He runs like hell. First in his car, then on foot. He was caught with three grand in cash

and a loaded gun in his car. I'm surprised Al Collins wasn't driving. Meanwhile, current reporting has called his entire job in educational history into question. So who hired this guy? The head of the Des Moines School Board is Jackie Norris, Iowa Democratic candidate for senator and former chief of staff to none other than Michelle O. Her job. Her job, by the way, was to provide new phone books after Michelle would rip them in half. Norris's initial response to this breaking news, take the felon's advice. It seems fitting to take a page out of Dr. Roberts' book and ask the community to engage in radical empathy as we work through the situation together. We do not have all the facts. There is much we do not know. However, what we do.

What we do know is that Dr. Roberts has been an integral part of our school community since he joined over two years ago. During his time with our district, he has shown up in ways big and small. White liberal chicks are so dangerous. Translation, let a criminal fraud be in charge of our kids. No child left behind is now no felons left behind. And radical empathy? Those two words go together about as well as rollerblading and heterosexuality.

So after Roberts was hired, what did he do first? He lifted the ban on hiring those with a criminal record. That's like me creating a law that doubles the pay for short men. But nothing says educational excellence like a guy who can teach you how to make a shank out of a protractor. No wonder America's traditional report card is turning into a rap sheet. Overseas, kids are solving calculus in middle school. But thanks to our teachers' union, our kids' diplomas are worth less than a signed photo of Jeremy Piven.

RIP. So what's today's lesson? Well, the real culprit here isn't the scammer making nearly 300 grand. It's that the bigger scammers are the DEI nitwits who hired him. Of course, you'll never see them on Law & Order, but I'm

pretty sure they're already booked on, are you smarter than a fifth grader? Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon music app. I'm Dana Perino. This week on Perino on politics, I am joined by executive vice president at Targeted Victory, Matt Gorman.

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